Uploaded May 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
NOMINATE THIS SONG AS YOUTUBER SONG OF THE YEAR - awards.sitc-event.co.uk/awards
Who said haters can't be motivators?? This is a song I wrote about all the stupid things that people have said about me. Yes - I'm a huge stereotype. But also, I don't care even a little bit.
Yolo.
CHORDS: G, D C for verse
Em, C, G, D for chorus thingy
LYRICS:
There's nothing more predictable
than the hipster that I seem to be,
I buy vintage clothes in topshop,
and spend fortunes on berry tea,
and when the sun goes down
I take out a glass of rum mixed with some flavoured cider that you've probably never heard of/
And yeah I think I'm cool 'cause I like two songs by the Smith's,
and I listen to them at my loneliest
because people don't seem to like me
I wonder why?
It's probably because I'm man-hating feminazi dyke
I don't care if you don't like my hair,
Don't mind if you don't believe I am blind
- and think I only wear these glasses for cosmetic reasons
I will spend two hours on my eyebrows,
and spend too long in the shower washing out my vegan shampoo.
I'd buy lingerie in urban outfitters,
if I had money to waste.
So I buy knockoffs on Amazon '
cause they look the same,
and no ones gonna see them anyway because
my body is my body and it's not yours to claim.
You tell me I'm a stereotype,
and I'm supposed to care about the opinion of another guy sitting on his armchair.
There's no face on your profile,
cause you're afraid.
At least you can put my stereotypical face to my name
I have a superiority complex when it comes to music
and if you say you don't - you're lying
I will not feel guilty for liking older music
by the Arctic Monkeys,
it doesn't make me a hipster - it makes me right
And I will go to town in my flower crown,
and I don't care when people stare
because it means they're looking at me.
And I will get my degree in philosophy,
and I don't mind if I don't get a job
'cause it means that I'll be happy.
There's nothing more predictable
than the hipster that I seem to be.
I buy vintage clothes in topshop and spend fortunes on berry tea.
And when the sun goes down,
I take out a flask of rum
and laugh at your mean comments and buy vinyls with my ad income.
Facebook - facebook.com/bethdoesmusic
Twitter - twitter.com/bethdoesmusic
Instagram - instagram.com/bethdoesmusic
Tumblr - bethdoesmusic.tumblr.com
Bandcamp - bethoreilly.bandcamp.com
NOMINATE THIS SONG AS YOUTUBER SONG OF THE YEAR - awards.sitc-event.co.uk/awards
Who said haters can't be motivators?? This is a song I wrote about all the stupid things that people have said about me. Yes - I'm a huge stereotype. But also, I don't care even a little bit.
Yolo.
CHORDS: G, D C for verse
Em, C, G, D for chorus thingy
LYRICS:
There's nothing more predictable
than the hipster that I seem to be,
I buy vintage clothes in topshop,
and spend fortunes on berry tea,
and when the sun goes down
I take out a glass of rum mixed with some flavoured cider that you've probably never heard of/
And yeah I think I'm cool 'cause I like two songs by the Smith's,
and I listen to them at my loneliest
because people don't seem to like me
I wonder why?
It's probably because I'm man-hating feminazi dyke
I don't care if you don't like my hair,
Don't mind if you don't believe I am blind
- and think I only wear these glasses for cosmetic reasons
I will spend two hours on my eyebrows,
and spend too long in the shower washing out my vegan shampoo.
I'd buy lingerie in urban outfitters,
if I had money to waste.
So I buy knockoffs on Amazon '
cause they look the same,
and no ones gonna see them anyway because
my body is my body and it's not yours to claim.
You tell me I'm a stereotype,
and I'm supposed to care about the opinion of another guy sitting on his armchair.
There's no face on your profile,
cause you're afraid.
At least you can put my stereotypical face to my name
I have a superiority complex when it comes to music
and if you say you don't - you're lying
I will not feel guilty for liking older music
by the Arctic Monkeys,
it doesn't make me a hipster - it makes me right
And I will go to town in my flower crown,
and I don't care when people stare
because it means they're looking at me.
And I will get my degree in philosophy,
and I don't mind if I don't get a job
'cause it means that I'll be happy.
There's nothing more predictable
than the hipster that I seem to be.
I buy vintage clothes in topshop and spend fortunes on berry tea.
And when the sun goes down,
I take out a flask of rum
and laugh at your mean comments and buy vinyls with my ad income.
Facebook - facebook.com/bethdoesmusic
Twitter - twitter.com/bethdoesmusic
Instagram - instagram.com/bethdoesmusic
Tumblr - bethdoesmusic.tumblr.com
Bandcamp - bethoreilly.bandcamp.com
