Uploaded October 2008 | Updated September 2026, 30 minutes ago

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The introduction!

I find it funny how quickly I picked up on this request... but you know, it was just SO EASY, all I had to do was be hi-larious.

Text might be a bit fast cause I don't feel like WAITING like someone PATIENT and REASONABLE would.

Also, the main reason I picked up this project, is I'm releasing a PATCH. So this sarcastic game WILL BE PLAYABLE.

LITTLE BOY: So now, instead of just WATCHING, I can EXPERIENCE.

VGMOOSE: Yes child, now go, go and enlighten the world!