Uploaded August 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Pluto would like a word with Neil Degrasse Tyson


Neil
Sometimes you’re cold as hell
I felt that shade from miles away
Out here in the Kuiper Belt

Lest you forget I’m a glacial b****
I’m a demon made of ice
You know my surface temperature
I’m cryogenic when I take the mic

Look, you and all your metrics
“mass too small,” “orbit eccentric”
Criticizing my shape and size
With your geocentric aesthetics
Nah, I ain’t clearing my neighborhood
‘Cause some Terran Karens suggest it
And I might have moved on
from your coup de grâce
but don’t you think that I’ll ever forget it

Fee Fie Foe Fum
When the sun goes red and the giant comes
Bad day for Earth but I’ll have a nice view though
Until then, good luck
Love Pluto

Rap by Elle Cordova
Beat by Kato the Producer