Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Sony just revealed the PlayStation 6... at the Steve Jobs Theater? Yeah, you read that right. Grab some popcorn (or a Blu-ray you can't use anymore) and watch this "totally real" keynote unfold — teraflops, wireless witchcraft, and a reveal you will NOT see coming.
This is satire, folks. A parody. A bit. Don't @ me.
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┄┄ INSIDE THE CLOSET ┄┄
0:00 Introduction
0:21 The Venue (or "Why Apple's Theater?")
0:56 Legal Disclaimer
1:16 Before the Reveal
1:43 Specs & Ray Tracing
2:21 No Disc, No Laser, No Problem (or "The PMS System")
3:14 Controllers for Everyone
4:00 A Sleek New Design
4:29 The Price Point
5: 25 THE REVEAL (or "Wait... What Is This?")
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┄┄ TIPPING THE BLACK HAT ┄┄
• Mrs Doctor Scott for photography assistance
┄┄ MUSIC ┄┄
• 🎸 "Chokehold" produced by Doctor Scott and Retro Empire. Lyrics Written by Doctor Scott.
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#PS6 #PlayStation6 #Sony #Apple #Satire #Parody #Gaming #GamingNews #RetroGaming #TechSatire #ApplevsSony #GameCloset #ConsoleWars #GamingCommunity #DiscLess #PhysicalMedia #ScottTheWoz #MetalJesusRocks
Sony just revealed the PlayStation 6... at the Steve Jobs Theater? Yeah, you read that right. Grab some popcorn (or a Blu-ray you can't use anymore) and watch this "totally real" keynote unfold — teraflops, wireless witchcraft, and a reveal you will NOT see coming.
This is satire, folks. A parody. A bit. Don't @ me.
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Some links in this description may be affiliate links. If you purchase through them, it helps support Game Closet at no extra cost to you.
🚫 A.I. was not used in the writing, performing, or editing of this video. Written, performed, and edited (in Final Cut Pro X on a Mac mini M4) by an actual human who is very tired.
┄┄ INSIDE THE CLOSET ┄┄
0:00 Introduction
0:21 The Venue (or "Why Apple's Theater?")
0:56 Legal Disclaimer
1:16 Before the Reveal
1:43 Specs & Ray Tracing
2:21 No Disc, No Laser, No Problem (or "The PMS System")
3:14 Controllers for Everyone
4:00 A Sleek New Design
4:29 The Price Point
5: 25 THE REVEAL (or "Wait... What Is This?")
_______________________________________
----- MERCHANDISE & SOCIAL MEDIA -----
👕 Say NO to Digital Media Shirt: game-closet-shop.fourthwall.com/products/no-disc-no-buy
👕 Merch: game-closet-shop.fourthwall.com
📱 Follow Game Closet on Social Media:
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Twitter: twitter.com/GAMECLOSET1
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┄┄ TIPPING THE BLACK HAT ┄┄
• Mrs Doctor Scott for photography assistance
┄┄ MUSIC ┄┄
• 🎸 "Chokehold" produced by Doctor Scott and Retro Empire. Lyrics Written by Doctor Scott.
┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄┄
© 2020–2026 Game Closet. Fair use applies for commentary, satire, and review.
#PS6 #PlayStation6 #Sony #Apple #Satire #Parody #Gaming #GamingNews #RetroGaming #TechSatire #ApplevsSony #GameCloset #ConsoleWars #GamingCommunity #DiscLess #PhysicalMedia #ScottTheWoz #MetalJesusRocks
