Uploaded February 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
We're back in Planetside 2, where sometimes the real enemy is the game itself!
Of course we all know who to blame for that. Wrel's do-rag! It's secretly running the show! His do-rag and scarf will be the death of us all! They're controlling him, forcing him to add game-breaking bugs just to torture us! You'll see! Someday you'll all see I'm right and come crawling back, begging for forgiveness, but there will be none to give as I stare down at you with my hockey mask and a snazzy do-rag/scarf combo of my own, and in that moment you'll realize it's too late! There's no escape! You reach up and start to scream, but that's when you feel it... a do-rag clinging tightly to your head, forcing you to buy Daybreak Cash while a scarf slowly wraps around your neck, controlling your voice! You find yourself complimenting the devs on their flawless game and even more flawless attire, though all you want to do is cry for help! Resistance is futile! Stop fighting! Buy that bundle that costs $40 and has nothing but okay weapons, super shitty camos, and a 6 month XP boost that you're convinced makes it all worth it! Give in!!! The do-rag compels you! You've tried other games, and where did it lead you? Back to Planetside. *snap* As everything but your wallet turns to dust, you finally realize... Wrel... is inevitable!
Anywrel, song list below...
Sad Romance (Violin)
Enya - Only Time
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
Terran Republic theme
Mendelssohn - Spring Song
Social -
https://x.com/SirLordsbury
Support -
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/thescatsbury
PayPal: bit.ly/TheGreatScatsby
Commander Cyrious' channel...
youtube.com/channel/UCvzBzD-LygiE8RLLcxZCpoQ
We're back in Planetside 2, where sometimes the real enemy is the game itself!
Of course we all know who to blame for that. Wrel's do-rag! It's secretly running the show! His do-rag and scarf will be the death of us all! They're controlling him, forcing him to add game-breaking bugs just to torture us! You'll see! Someday you'll all see I'm right and come crawling back, begging for forgiveness, but there will be none to give as I stare down at you with my hockey mask and a snazzy do-rag/scarf combo of my own, and in that moment you'll realize it's too late! There's no escape! You reach up and start to scream, but that's when you feel it... a do-rag clinging tightly to your head, forcing you to buy Daybreak Cash while a scarf slowly wraps around your neck, controlling your voice! You find yourself complimenting the devs on their flawless game and even more flawless attire, though all you want to do is cry for help! Resistance is futile! Stop fighting! Buy that bundle that costs $40 and has nothing but okay weapons, super shitty camos, and a 6 month XP boost that you're convinced makes it all worth it! Give in!!! The do-rag compels you! You've tried other games, and where did it lead you? Back to Planetside. *snap* As everything but your wallet turns to dust, you finally realize... Wrel... is inevitable!
Anywrel, song list below...
Sad Romance (Violin)
Enya - Only Time
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
Terran Republic theme
Mendelssohn - Spring Song
Social -
https://x.com/SirLordsbury
Support -
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/thescatsbury
PayPal: bit.ly/TheGreatScatsby
Commander Cyrious' channel...
youtube.com/channel/UCvzBzD-LygiE8RLLcxZCpoQ
