Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Pizza Tower is a Warioland 4 inspired platformer with great emphasis on speed. Game's main mechanic is the Mach Run, which allows the protagonist Peppino to bulldoze through almost anything with ease. He can even run up walls! There's Pillar John at the end of most levels. Busting him triggers Pizza Time after which you need to make a mad dash towards the entrance of the level. You can even do an optional second lap of Pizza Time, if you're daring enough.
I've just finished all my P-rank speed runs, now it's time to upload them. P-rank is the highest rank you can achieve in Pizza Tower and unlike other ranks (that are purely based on score), P-rank has some special requirements:
- Find all three Eyeball secrets
- Find the Tower Secret Treasure
- Get an S-rank equivalent score
- Complete Lap 2
- Start a combo in the first room and keep it throughout the whole run
Contrary to popular belief you don't need all toppings for a P-rank, but getting them is highly recommended to reach the score requirement.
WAR is a very unique level, because there's no Pillar John and thus no Pizza Time. It instead has its own timer that starts as soon as you pick up the shotgun and doesn't stop until you finish the level. You can (and have to) extend the timer by destroying war terminals. Level also has four unique enemies.
I utilize dive drop and fast fall a few times to great effect and I skip one of the terminals (it makes no sense to avoid any other ones). Other than that, this was a good run with a few small mistakes here and there.
Pizza Tower is a Warioland 4 inspired platformer with great emphasis on speed. Game's main mechanic is the Mach Run, which allows the protagonist Peppino to bulldoze through almost anything with ease. He can even run up walls! There's Pillar John at the end of most levels. Busting him triggers Pizza Time after which you need to make a mad dash towards the entrance of the level. You can even do an optional second lap of Pizza Time, if you're daring enough.
I've just finished all my P-rank speed runs, now it's time to upload them. P-rank is the highest rank you can achieve in Pizza Tower and unlike other ranks (that are purely based on score), P-rank has some special requirements:
- Find all three Eyeball secrets
- Find the Tower Secret Treasure
- Get an S-rank equivalent score
- Complete Lap 2
- Start a combo in the first room and keep it throughout the whole run
Contrary to popular belief you don't need all toppings for a P-rank, but getting them is highly recommended to reach the score requirement.
WAR is a very unique level, because there's no Pillar John and thus no Pizza Time. It instead has its own timer that starts as soon as you pick up the shotgun and doesn't stop until you finish the level. You can (and have to) extend the timer by destroying war terminals. Level also has four unique enemies.
I utilize dive drop and fast fall a few times to great effect and I skip one of the terminals (it makes no sense to avoid any other ones). Other than that, this was a good run with a few small mistakes here and there.
