Uploaded August 2019 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
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In this episode I discuss PewDiePie's wedding and launch a few Marvel style quips his wawy for some good natured best man style ribbging. The best man always makes fun of the groom at the wedding speech. Ive seen this on so many sitcoms now I know its true and now its my chance to take part in some of the normal human activities Ive been hearing so much about lately. Whenever Im in a public, social situation, I'm just constantly thinking.. "is this how a normal human is supposed to behave? Are they onto me?" and try to emulate mannerisms Ive seen from TV characters to trick people into thinking I'm one of them. It works about 30% of the time. The other 60% of the time I'm outed, humiliated, and I take my walk of shame with whatever dignity I can muster. I try to stay proud whenever Im humiliated, or I try to look glum, because truth be told I dont actually feel embarassment either, but Ive come to understand what are moments I am supposed to be embarrassed from observing Steve Carrel's performance on The Office. Michael Scott is the local jack@$$ just like me, and he gets humiliated by his peers and coworkers for a laugh. Before, when I got humiliated and publically "pwned", I would just stand there like a Westworld robot with a vacant expression, thinking about bubblegum, but now I have learned to actively feign distress. Sometimes I like to pull out a "wowwwwww that was awwwwwwkwarrrrd". Sometimes I score the laugh on that one, most of the time everyone just stares at me with a bewildered expression, the same way my father used to look at me at the dinner table when I was young and would try to eat my milk with a spoon. The point of all this is that PewDiePie is the deranged one, not me. He is unstable and shouldnt be allowed to be left alone with women and children, the same way the judge issued that on me after I ran over that kid on my driver's test. Yeah, I do crazy, bad stuff but I always take my lumps for it and I always get my punishment rightfully dished out to me. PewDiePie does bad stuff and nothing ever happens to him. Whaddup with that? Just because he's a famous rich boy crap my mom is coming down the stairs. If she catches me on the computer after 9 Im freaking dead. Gotta go
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In this episode I discuss PewDiePie's wedding and launch a few Marvel style quips his wawy for some good natured best man style ribbging. The best man always makes fun of the groom at the wedding speech. Ive seen this on so many sitcoms now I know its true and now its my chance to take part in some of the normal human activities Ive been hearing so much about lately. Whenever Im in a public, social situation, I'm just constantly thinking.. "is this how a normal human is supposed to behave? Are they onto me?" and try to emulate mannerisms Ive seen from TV characters to trick people into thinking I'm one of them. It works about 30% of the time. The other 60% of the time I'm outed, humiliated, and I take my walk of shame with whatever dignity I can muster. I try to stay proud whenever Im humiliated, or I try to look glum, because truth be told I dont actually feel embarassment either, but Ive come to understand what are moments I am supposed to be embarrassed from observing Steve Carrel's performance on The Office. Michael Scott is the local jack@$$ just like me, and he gets humiliated by his peers and coworkers for a laugh. Before, when I got humiliated and publically "pwned", I would just stand there like a Westworld robot with a vacant expression, thinking about bubblegum, but now I have learned to actively feign distress. Sometimes I like to pull out a "wowwwwww that was awwwwwwkwarrrrd". Sometimes I score the laugh on that one, most of the time everyone just stares at me with a bewildered expression, the same way my father used to look at me at the dinner table when I was young and would try to eat my milk with a spoon. The point of all this is that PewDiePie is the deranged one, not me. He is unstable and shouldnt be allowed to be left alone with women and children, the same way the judge issued that on me after I ran over that kid on my driver's test. Yeah, I do crazy, bad stuff but I always take my lumps for it and I always get my punishment rightfully dished out to me. PewDiePie does bad stuff and nothing ever happens to him. Whaddup with that? Just because he's a famous rich boy crap my mom is coming down the stairs. If she catches me on the computer after 9 Im freaking dead. Gotta go
