Uploaded May 2012 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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Sweetie Belle's perfect stallion song from Hearts and Hooves day Season 2 Episode 17
(yup 3 cmc songs in a row :D)

***Lyrics***

[Sweetie Belle]
Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar

Buuuut..
This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold

[Apple Bloom]
This guy's too silly
He's way too uptight

Uptight pony: I say!

[Sweetie Belle]
We'll nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright

Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.

[Sweetie Belle]
How 'bout this one?
[Apple Bloom]
He's much too flashy
[Scootaloo]
He might do
[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
If he weren't so splashy
[Apple Bloom]
Too short
[Sweetie Belle]
Too tall
[Apple Bloom]
Too clean
[Scootaloo]
Too smelly
[Sweetie Belle]
He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]

[Apple Bloom]
I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken

[Sweetie Belle]
I really feel that at this rate
We'll never find the perfect date
[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
Don't wanna quit and give up hope

Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

[Sweetie Belle]
Oh please oh please oh please say

Big Macintosh: Nope.

[Sweetie Belle]
We did it girls, we've found the one
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter

Apple Bloom: Wait a minute, let me get this straight. Are you talkin' about my brother?