Uploaded January 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Well, maybe not so literal this time :P I think it's my best one yet, hope you like it :D (disclaimer about my voice as usual) Lyrics below!!

Lyrics:
I just don't see the point of a fork, when a spork's two utensils in one
Look at this fork, sure it seems great
But can't you imagine all the fish it once ate?
Can't you imagine some guy,
ordering freshly caught flounder

How'd all this stuff, get thrown in the sea?
I really don't care cause they belong to me
Looking around here you'd think
Yeah, this chick's batshit crazy

But I swear that I don't have a problem
Trust me, I've been checked many times
Do you wanna buy some drugs? Just kidding
I sold, the last I had
to Sebastian

Why are guys creeped out by me?
I simply find human legs attracting
That's why I collect them too
How many do I have? Right, six

Mermaids on land can't get too far
so logically I need to go sell my voice
I'm imitating Ursula's
How do I put this nicely?
Fat ass

Up on the land and out of the sea
Where I'm not living with sushi
They'd probably eat me
yet I wish I could be, part of that world

And I don't even care that it's probably certain death
Princesses aren't known for their rational thinking skills

Bet'cha on land, they'd understand
that Disney movies follow a format
Meet your prince, and then get hitched
Well, except for Elsa

And, how the hell is there a book down here?
I wish someone would drop their waterproof smartphone
Who's that lady?
And why is she holding a skull

Through this tiny hole
I'll make it up there
I just need to learn how to breath in the air
I feel rather distraught
cause Flounder shouldn't be in this shot
What the hell

I'm finally here, but how do I breath
I need water someone help me!
You're standing right there, would you just turn around
We'll make cute kids