Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Doing another live reading of a fanfiction, which I intend to Audiobook, join me if you want.
Podcast
https://anchor.fm/mysteryponyfiction
Patreon
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Discord
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Ko-Fi
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Doing another live reading of a fanfiction, which I intend to Audiobook, join me if you want.
Podcast
https://anchor.fm/mysteryponyfiction
Patreon
patreon.com/TMFF
Discord
discord.gg/XXKAM6HXZ4
Ko-Fi
ko-fi.com/mysteryponyfiction

![MPF Plays MTG Arena [Final Fantasy]
I will be opening packs and playing drafts on the premiere of the Final Fantasy set coming to MTG Arena.
Podcast
https://anchor.fm/mysteryponyfiction
Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TMFF
Discord
https://discord.gg/XXKAM6HXZ4
Ko-Fi
https://ko-fi.com/mysteryponyfiction
#videogame
#gaming
#finalfantasy
#magicarena
#mtg
#mtgarena
#magicdrafting
#openingpacks
#cardgame MPF Plays MTG Arena [Final Fantasy]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uMC-sxe4RGI/mqdefault.jpg)




![Rainbow Dash Sings as she Wins a Race
Genre: High-energy pop-rock anthem, fast-paced skate punk, adrenaline-fueled female vocal, soaring electric guitars, driving drums, stadium-rock energy, cocky and playful attitude, extreme sports soundtrack, aerial stunt-show atmosphere, confident first-person narrator, energetic and triumphant, racing anthem, athletic competition vibes, catchy singalong chorus, bold and fearless personality, over-the-top self-confidence, action-packed and fun, Wonderbolt-inspired excitement
[Intro - roaring guitars, energetic and cocky female vocal]
Ready?
Three...
Two...
One...
And theyre already behind me!
[Verse 1 - fast pop-rock, playful arrogance]
Off the starting line like lightning,
Leave a rainbow in my wake,
Everypony thought theyd catch me,
That was their first big mistake.
Round the corner, up and over,
Watch me climb into the sky,
While theyre busy chasing second,
Im inventing ways to fly.
[Pre-Chorus - building excitement]
Loop-de-loop and barrel roll,
Spin so fast I blur the view,
Might as well put on a show,
Cause thats exactly what I do!
[Chorus - explosive stadium-rock singalong]
Speed!
Thats the thing they notice first!
Agility!
Always helping me stay first!
Guts!
Taking chances they wont take!
Style!
Making every record break!
Coolness!
Got it naturally somehow!
Awesomeness!
Everyponys seeing now!
Radicalness!
Turn it up and crank it higher!
Im already at the finish line—
And Im still climbing higher!
[Verse 2 - energetic racing narration]
Double corkscrew, triple spin,
Throw a backflip just because,
Not because I need to win—
Winnings simply what I does!
Cloud-to-cloud and fast as thunder,
Every trick more wild than last,
I could probably take a nap
And still be moving twice as fast.
[Pre-Chorus - playful boasting]
Look at all those tiny racers,
Way back there and getting smaller,
If being awesome were a sport,
Id be the undefeated caller!
[Chorus - bigger and louder]
Speed!
Thats the thing they notice first!
Agility!
Always helping me stay first!
Guts!
Taking chances they wont take!
Style!
Making every record break!
Coolness!
Got it naturally somehow!
Awesomeness!
Everyponys seeing now!
Radicalness!
Turn it up and crank it higher!
Im already at the finish line—
And Im still climbing higher!
[Bridge - slower setup, smug and theatrical]
Lets see...
Fastest flyer?
Me.
Best tricks?
Me.
Most impressive race today?
Definitely me.
Most likely to celebrate winning
Before the race is even over?
Also me.
[Final Chorus - maximum energy, huge rock finale]
Speed!
Faster than a shooting star!
Agility!
Taking every turn too far!
Guts!
Going where nopony dares!
Style!
Doing it with perfect flair!
Coolness!
Every stunts a work of art!
Awesomeness!
Ive been awesome from the start!
Radicalness!
Breaking limits every mile!
Winning isnt good enough—
I gotta win with style!
[Outro - triumphant electric guitar finish, laughing female vocal]
And crossing the finish line...
In first place...
Again...
Wow.
I am REALLY good at this.
[Electric guitar flourish]
Yeah.
Podcast
https://anchor.fm/mysteryponyfiction
Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TMFF
Discord
https://discord.gg/YUM6uZ7A
#mylittlepony
#suno
#music
#fantasy
#racing
#rainbowdash
#ballad
#speed Rainbow Dash Sings as she Wins a Race](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vBHh8kMhAAs/mqdefault.jpg)


![Applejack Finally Snaps (Trailer Song)
(When I created the outro song for my next reading
They were both so damn good, that I decided to
upload the little bit less awesome of the 2 as an
independent song upload. Consider this a trailer
for my next Audiobook, the outro song I put in
that, is the even better one. (Although, yeah spoilers
of the plot for the reading on Sunday)
Genre: Southern rock with comedic edge—gritty electric guitar, banjo riffs, stomping drums, and soaring slide guitar, Think Johnny Cash meets Tenacious D, in Ponyville
[verse 1]
It was a calm day in Ponyville, a breeze through the trees
But somethin’ snapped in Applejack, like a wasp ridin’ a sneeze
She saw the booths, the scams, the citrus-colored shame
And decided then and there—today, she’d end the game
[pre-chorus]
Twilight flapped her wings and begged her to be kind
But Honesty don’t flinch when she’s made up her mind
[chorus]
Now she’s trottin’ toward town like a thundercloud of war
She ain’t stoppin’ for her family, her friends, or Celestia’s lore
No debates, no appeals, no postin’ bail
If youre sellin’ fruit near Sweet Apple Acres—you better write a will!
[verse 2]
Rainbow tried distraction, Pinkie played pretend
Rarity got spicy but she couldn’t even bend
Fluttershy brought a bear, got suplexed on the spot
And when Celestia tried to talk, AJ tipped her like livestock
[pre-chorus]
The Flim Flam bros just chuckled, thinkin’ it was all routine
But when AJ yells in all caps, you know she’s mighty mean
[chorus]
Now she’s marchin’ like a freight train, boots stompin’ in the dirt
Eyes on the prize, two con ponies ’bout to get hurt
You can’t con the honest, that’s a fight you can’t win
Better run, Flim and Flam—your judgments settin in
[bridge – gritty slide guitar, harmonica solo, banjo twang breakdown]
She aint usin the Elements, no rainbow blast from the sky
This justice comes in apple-buckin form, and she don’t need to justify
Family said, “Good riddance,” Twilight said, “Please don’t!”
But when AJ says she’s killin’ you… you won’t be missed, you won’t
[final chorus – big, stompin’ finish]
Now theres silence in the valley where the orange booths stood proud
One honest mare just snapped, and made her family mighty proud
Violence don’t solve nothin’? Well, it sure solved them
So raise a cider to the day she Flim-Flammed the Flim Flim men!
[outro – slow, grim acoustic strum]
She don’t lie, she don’t bluff, and she don’t give a damn
When justice rides on horseback… it rides like Applejack can.
#punk
#rock
#suno
#mylittlepony
#rainbowdash
#awesome
#mlp Applejack Finally Snaps (Trailer Song)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vMKZAUrGs_0/mqdefault.jpg)
