Uploaded January 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
From JoCat's D&D Campaign "Heart of Elynthi". The mechanical western land of Pallitrios.
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#HeartofElynthi #DnD #tcrecords
From JoCat's D&D Campaign "Heart of Elynthi". The mechanical western land of Pallitrios.
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Enjoy what you hear here? Consider commissioning me! Prices and other info can be found here: taverncatrecords.carrd.co
Bandcamp taverncatrecords.bandcamp.com
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Please support the campaign by watching the edited vods on JoCat's channel: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDnRMnDDjAzIFWb4b7Ieu--cvSKsHDrkk&si=gLSUOBbX6LsdlX-q#commission
#HeartofElynthi #DnD #tcrecords
![[EXPLICIT] DragonFucker (Feat.@TieflingMelissa)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lt30uxh2fhM/mqdefault.jpg "[EXPLICIT] DragonFucker (Feat.@TieflingMelissa)
What else is there is to say?~
Content Warning: If you are under the age of 18 please do not watch this video
Available now exclusively on Bandcamp for $1 or $3 if you want TWO different versions of the instrumental:
https://taverncatrecords.bandcamp.com/album/dragonfuckers-feat-melissa-belladonna
Music written, produced, vocals and trumpet solo:
Additional Vocals: @TieflingMelissa
Video Editing: @MrDemoVE
Cover Art: @LluisAbadiasGarcia https://twitter.com/LluisAbadias
Additional lyrical help: @SilverStarlingsDen & Calliope Eolande
Emotional Support: @doodlebugdoge @SilverStarlingsDen & @churgo5739
So this song Ive had in the works since the later half of 2023 and it just kept getting more and more insane that I decided fuck it Im going all out with it! and now here we are!
This is probably the biggest song Ive worked on to date in terms of how much Ive put into this song. I really hope you all enjoy this little dive into more NSFW works (even if it gets flagged, Ill try to find a work around for it.)
LYRICS
Ever since I was a lad, I’ve had one dream.
To bed all beings from human, to Githyanki
But my choices are now few, my hopes at its seams
And I thought all was lost, till a vision came to me!
A beauty so bright that the world, shone new again
A dazzling Diva who just set, my heart a blaze
The Clerics tried to warn me of, all the fear and pain
But theres no spell or cure that could take me from this haze
Oh, How could something so wonderful
Be considered a big Taboo
I‘d hate to grow old and resentful
So Ill tell you just what I will do
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Using all my luck up in the sky!
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Got my healers all on standby!
And oh the maiden was no lie, I was so pleased
But then something in me woke, I screamed for more
My mind’s now constantly in haze, This was now a need
To never stop until I made every dragon roar
Oh from the scales to their brilliant tail
And with their size, oh can you go wrong?
This mortal body may surely fail
I still proclaim all this with this song!
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
No lance or sword needed for this fight
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Oh, my hips and nuts will bust tonight
So let us just, enjoy our fun
While we just fuck from dawn to dusk
No matter what their shape or size
They’re all so good, I’m a Dragon Fucker!
As I see the rising sun
I’m drenched in that draconic musk
And even then, I’m never done
I’ll do them all, I’m a Dragon Fucker!
I want to fuck them all
Feel the pleasure from under their claw
Or, Have them pushed upon a wall
And have my lips right up against their maw, ah, ah, ah (dragon roar)
Well you see the thing about dragons is there the best.
They have those big strong wings and their powerful breath(moan?).
The have thick arms to pin me down
Its why I love having them around
The chromatics have flames, and even some lightning
and when they pin me to the wall I really love the biting
My Fridays always have dragon riding
You gotta be the best to want the best
Ill never put the dragonfucking to rest
Twitter wants to put me on blast, but only dragons are built to last
Metallics are nice and sweet when they sweep you off your feet
But the passionate dragonfucking really makes me feel unique
I REALLY love dragons they leave my knees feeling so weak
Ill sit in their maw and feel their tongues
It gives my insides so much fun
I love it when they hold me in their claw
You know my cottage is only RAW
Sorry...sorry, Im getting too horny on main BUT ANYWAY BACK TO WORK
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
Use all my luck up in the sky!
Yes, I wanna to fuck a Dragon!
Got my healers all on standby!
I wanna fuck a Dragon!
No lance or sword in for this fight
I wanna to fuck a Dragon!
Oh, My hips and nuts will bust tonight
My dick is primed, I’m feeling bold
So come on now, I need that pleasure
My appetite is insatiable
I say it loud, I’m a DragonFucker
Chromatic reds to metallic gold
And even gems, they’re all a treasure
The lust I have is unbreakable
I say with pride, I’m a DragonFucker
Please do not repost or share around without linking back to the original video.
#TCRecords #dnd #dragon")
![[Miraculous March] Episode 6: Mr. Pigeon](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mfAMmMmxFF8/mqdefault.jpg "[Miraculous March] Episode 6: Mr. Pigeon
This time I freak out over why pigeons are forming into planes...
If you want to watch the episode along with our commentary, just pull up the episode on Netflix or whatever other site you can get the episode on (we both used Netflix #NotSponsered). Just make sure to follow he countdown and that the video is already pre-loaded before watching along with the commentary!
Sweetie Blooms Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/barkbitstaketwo
Follow Me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheMusicReborn
Follow Me on Tumblr: themusicreborn.tumblr.com
Miraculous Ladybug is owned by On Entertainment, Viacom, and Disney. I do not own any images or audio except mine own voice. Sweetie owns her own voice cause it would be weird if I owned her voice...")
![2/6 I Will Be There (Cover) [Feat. truesailorcomet]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mk9ZaS2Ac_k/mqdefault.jpg "2/6 I Will Be There (Cover) [Feat. truesailorcomet]
This do I swear...
So the reception to the A Story Told cover went over really well, so Im going to keep this train going! I love singing and mixing these covers and getting to be a bit more cinematic with the video editing is something I always wanted to do, but really could never find a series to do it for.
Anyways a big shout out to Truesailorcomet for singing with me on this cover, been wanting to sing with her for a long time now and Im glad to finally work with her on something.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoy!!
Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3K0dWHb-SU
Art used: https://count-monsparkle.deviantart.com/art/I-will-be-there-504613889
Want to commission me? Follow the google doc for all my prices and contact information: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eWLGy-tdNher1jjT-sS8Kvy0wtbDoPfT5HK3Wq7nIw0/edit
Original song made by Frank Wildhorn and Jack Murphy for The Count of Monte Cristo Musical
Please support the official release!!")
![[Miraculous March] Episode 10 Simon Says Reaction](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/njazWLMp6W0/mqdefault.jpg "[Miraculous March] Episode 10 Simon Says Reaction
DJ NIIIINOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
If you want to watch the episode along with our commentary, just pull up the episode on Netflix or whatever other site you can get the episode on (we both used Netflix #NotSponsered). Just make sure to follow he countdown and that the video is already preloaded before watching along with the commentary!
Sweetie Blooms Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/barkbitstaketwo
Follow Me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheMusicReborn
Follow Me on Tumblr: themusicreborn.tumblr.com
Miraculous Ladybug is owned by On Entertainment, Viacom, and Disney.")
