Vertical Seafood Taco #music #karaoke Greasy Tales 2 2022-11-07 | Original: youtube.com/watch?v=m-Q2djOnNSEsexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/vertical-seafood-taco
A Sensual Encounter Greasy Tales 2 2022-12-21 | This is a collab song from a few years ago. I am motivated to finish it because I've had a nice idea for a music video. We'll see if I make it. I'd still like to improve the guitar part and re-record a few lines.A sensual encounter of unexplained lore, Lead to something I'd not felt before.A musky odour from the past, Recalls love that didn't last.Taste lingers from lands forbidden, Oozing from places long hidden.The dress barely hid her curves,Her gleaming tusks are more than I deserve.Lingering memories of salty-sweet taste,Developing cravings that I can't face.Your stench increases my heart rate, Turgid/Ripe curiosity I just can't sate.The musky smell of bodily labour,Reminds me of your long lost favour.Whiskers shining brightly on the moonlit dancefloor, her movements makes me beg for more.Leathery skin grants pure pleasure,My feelings will last foreverEver since that day of girth, I've lived my hours for this search. Never ceasing day or night, I must quest for my walrus wife.Contributors: M Jared Preecs, Jacob Abraham, Colin Lacativa,Caleb Clark, Jon Adams, James Boyle, Chris Alessandrini, Vin Souza, Jacob Potrie, Evan Meeker
The Great Chimp Heist #karaoke #music Greasy Tales 2 2022-12-09 | Original: youtube.com/watch?v=mOsrPqYPauc
Quest of the Manwhore #music #karaoke Greasy Tales 2 2022-12-01 | Original: youtube.com/watch?v=ss7AQC79t2s
The Girl on TV #music #karaoke Greasy Tales 2 2022-11-06 | The Girl on TV: youtube.com/watch?v=377Qjg0Fxogsexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/the-girl-on-tv
Mushrooms Greasy Tales 2 2022-02-23 | sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/mushroomsThanks everyone who wrote a lyric suggestion! The spores are spreading where I'm heading, Mushroom caps will be my bedding(Organist ) Forest floor of moss and peat,Lichen licks my toes.(Bobby Cowen, BumblePumpkin)Roots spread to infinityTheir function a mysteryI put my head upon the groundAnd listen to their thrum(Grooorg Laserdeth)Fungal fruit beneath my skinSpreading tendrils, white and thinGlassy eyes, a rictus grin (Fellow)Enter my fungal bungalow, Photosynthetic summer home. Loss of taste and loss of sight, Warm on a winters night.(Limply Stokes)Were you using that cow dung? That loaf of bread out much too long? For penicillin and the cheeseA sacrifice is made(JC Rosenkreuz)Fibrous tubers shatter stones Make tapioca of my bones,Creeping tendrils muffled groans (BippityJones)Fungus riding on my breath Not plant nor beast, twixt life and deathMighty forest vast and moistWith a single voice(John)Mycelium spreading from a core Shooting blanks? No, shooting sporeSpreading my cheeks from 8 to four(Harlequin Actor)Body starts to fertilize Loamy ground where mushrooms rise Fruiting domes reach to the skies The only roof I need(Crumbling Ronald)Footage used:pexels.com/video/close-up-view-of-mushrooms-3229036pexels.com/video/red-mushroom-growing-on-grass-3239815pexels.com/video/wild-mushrooms-grows-in-the-ground-with-wild-grass-3121390pexels.com/video/wild-mushroom-growing-in-a-moist-ground-3111529pexels.com/video/mushrooms-growing-on-a-trunk-6014602pexels.com/video/white-mushroom-3239872pexels.com/video/a-red-mushroom-in-the-wild-5087091pexels.com/video/forest-mushrooms-5684469pexels.com/video/view-of-the-woods-with-river-and-mossy-rocks-1840201pexels.com/video/beautiful-cascading-waterfall-5307742pexels.com/video/close-up-of-mushrooms-growing-on-forest-floor-9768059pexels.com/video/video-of-forest-1448735pexels.com/video/sun-shining-through-forest-trees-2882622pexels.com/video/video-of-farm-animals-2028811pexels.com/video/cheese-platter-4473181pexels.com/video/drone-footage-of-the-tree-canopies-of-a-dense-forest-2878081
Fernandos Amazing Podcast - Ultimate Roleplay Greasy Tales 2 2022-01-29 | Fernando & Gooseman dig up the dice for another session.Fernando's Amazing Podcast: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhHdIUUGqzkv2f58g8-gHypH2X0zCtQcu
Your Uncle is Sweaty Greasy Tales 2 2019-09-07 | A collaboration, music by me, lyrics by Robert Antonello, moovlice, thisnameismine, CommanderCorson, TourettePancake, Joseph McKeever, Exoskellet, Nobody404, SkyHooks, Drifting Jelly, やよいっち, Justin Bellini and me.Why is your Uncle so sweaty?It's pleasantly cool todayHis breathing is hard and heavy.Why must we live this way?Face damp with salty wetness Does he have something to hide?Eyes open, and strangely breathlessHis secrets ominous and wideWhy does he glisten with liquid so divine?Flowing freely like the sweetest wineWhy is he so pretty?Sultry moisture clings like confettiPallid skin looks like wet clayHis perspiration is extraordinaryA brackish coating the weather betraysHis pits filled with a milky brine. Overwhelming with enticing pheromonesBlotchy stains reveal a brilliant shineRaising eyebrows with mysteriously feral moansHis porous glands take you to wonderful lands where sweat rolls free and they just let you be.He smells like wet ashtray
JORTS SONG Greasy Tales 2 2019-08-20 | A collaboration, music by me, lyrics by: Levi Neff, Rhys Williams, Drifting Jelly, moovlice, Mark Russell, bigtasty67, Justin Bellini, Timothy HowardLyrics:These legs of mine can not be contained by jorts I do a bawdy squat, the fabric violently contortsThese unstoppable gams, peerless among their kindAvert your mortal gaze, my haunches might just blow your mind My thighs are waxed and quite tonedConcealing these legs is a skill I have not honedIn rugged ecstasy, my quads bust through the denimThis garb of chastity, deflates my sexual venomDon't be afraid, these glistening glutes won't biteBut no legwear exists that will hold them in tonightMy only solace in this hellMy legs emit a most erotic smell....Have you seen these hams?Have you seen these hams? Have you seen these hams? Have you seen these hams?
Search for a Hero Greasy Tales 2 2018-05-06 | sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/search-for-a-heroThis is the final song from the podcast. Everyone's probably forgotten about it! It took me a while to figure out how to do this one.Lyrics:I set out on a great quest, searching for a hero to express my breastI'm driving through this gleaming city, looking for someone to milk my tittyDeep inside, my special prideA strange condition, can't stop my missionbigtasty67 I wanna please, I wanna makeManmilk dairy products, all you can take t3h_bunneh Let it sour, let it curdleIts all ours, my lovely turtle t3h_bunneh Milk my distended nipples with ease,Please process them into yoghurt and cheeseHugroldMy chest pumps full of fire, deep in wait for your palm of desireOur eyes will meet with each subtle squeeze, our hearts will flutter in the breezeChaosGaming My pecks and areolas so swollenNeed supple hands to get my milk flowin'Thor Obliterator Sweet relief that beats all drugs,If some kindly soul would drain my swollen jugs!wmfivethreePatreon: http://patreon.com/sexualobsterBandcamp: http://sexualobster.bandcamp.comTeespring: http://teespring.com/stores/sexualobsterSpreadshirt: shop.spreadshirt.com/SEXUALOBSTERTwitter: http://twitter.com/greasymooseFacebook: http://facebook.com/greasytales
The Fernanshow - Questions and Suggestions....?!?!??!! Greasy Tales 2 2017-06-03 | Do you have any questions for Fernando & Gooseman or ideas for their show?
Horse Person (Amazing Song) Greasy Tales 2 2017-05-04 | It took me a while to finish this one, thanks for your patience, and thanks again everyone who made a suggestion!Out here in our space Winnebago We'll fly into a cosmic tornadoSystems failing we're on a collision courseBut it's fine cause this planet's inhabited by HORSE ... people.They surround me, galloping grandlyThey take me in, treat me like familyIt's fortunate and I should probably mentionI still had my suit from the furry conventionLet's skim the grease off of their backsWe'll make organic candles. You scrape the calluses off their feetWe'll turn them into sandalsSparkling manes flowing in the breezeTheir natural milk produces interesting cheeseMusky odors and carrot juice barsThe best nutrition in all of the stars...The winnebago was left in shattersBut right now that's not what really mattersThis nice planet is where i'd like to stayBut then i realize the only ice cream flavor is hay ...yuck Ancient prophecies foretold my arrivalBut the hot horse princess was in denial.She wanted something that I couldn't offer...*sigh*With some bridles and straps, a swig of peppermint schnapps The shining horse king, suits up and offers to flingThe winnebago towards a new galaxy,Escape this equestrian insanityLooking back sadly in their directionMy gaze returned a different reflectionAlong with a brand new gigantic e*******I found that I was now a HORSE... person!Lyrics written by: Leigh Turnbull, bigtasty67, ObeyBunny, Shalor93, Kaiser Crimson , Mono, Justin Bellini, ATMurdoch97, Iori Minase, SexuaLobster
POOL MAN (Heartwarming Song) Greasy Tales 2 2017-04-17 | Here is the sweet and touching tune I made using your suggestions. Thanks again for contributing ideas!I got heaps of great ones, the main problem I had was too many of the best ones involved chlorine, there was definitely a bunch I was sorry to leave out.I work as a pool man. I live outside in my pool van.Kicking back in my dirty home, Living on a diet of soap and foamDumping bleach and chlorine, Pumping pipes and moaningHot and wet, I use the jets, And whatever I catch inside my netsI oil up my body, don't you judge my hobbyCollecting hairs from the drainage pipe, sort them in the van by colour and typeLounging half-naked day and night, Keeping those PH levels just rightThere's something 'bout all that chlorine, that makes my pool hose stiff and leanDoobededoo My secret's in the water, the chlorine makes me strongerNo soul desecrates my sacred domain, My vacuum head hits harder than a trainI am a moist ascetic, acidic water is pathetic, Cleanse the pool of urination, yellow taint fuels frustration.I work all day with my pool net, splashing around, i get wetI touch myself once while on the job, i hid in my van and began to sob.Gettin' wrist deep in the gunk and slime, pullin' out the blockage in the nick of timeLimp leaf nets can not lift a corpse, diagnosis: unknown causeDoobededoo Lyrics by: TheGreenShaman, CS1, Matthew Cowles, Walrus Wraith, River Hess, Orzene Tyranni, Coleby McCarthy, Doc Toxic, Reveil26, Holy fuck what is this dogshit, BattleMess, Uncle Squiddz, Justin Bellini, donkosaurus and me.
Tobey Maguire (Beautiful Song) Greasy Tales 2 2017-04-07 | Another beautiful song completed!Written by: Levi Neff, Rob Salmon, BioDomeWithPaulyShor, Nik Nok, Theninjasarecoming, Anderson Helms, Blue Froman, Walrus Wraith, SexuaLobsterLyrics: I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream. Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chestAtop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beamHe stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowlNow he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughsGazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs. I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪Hi TobeyHi, can i have some of that cream?Sure, here you goThanks a lot!Any time, Tobey.Apologies to everyone who's suggestions I didn't use, there was some fantastic ones and I had an alternate version of the song that incorporated a few more but this one was stronger.
Sweet Boy Beach Episode 2 Part 1 Collaboration Greasy Tales 2 2017-03-26 | Thanks so much for your beautiful writings everyone! I now have what I need to finish this.
