Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Instrumental - youtube.com/watch?v=YgRoNruEArk
Lyrics by - youtube.com/@ladiispazgaming

A HUGE SHOUT OUT TO MY GLORIOUS GUILDMATE FOR ASKING ME TO BE ON THIS WITH HER!
PleaseplaesePLEASE check out her channel (you're almost certainly heard her before!) - youtube.com/@ladiispazgaming

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Yeah, yeah, yeah (uh-huh)
Outside healers love a parse-pad bitch
But be mad when they get kicked outside
Yeah, yeah, yeah (uh-huh – Ladii!)

When I tell you these healers ain’t shit, please believe me
They gon’ die on every pull, they fuck up way too easy (facts!)
Good-for-nothin’, floor-eating noobs, I’m convinced (yeah!)
Next time you see your GM, tell him you need to be benched -

(I'm goin' out) on the pop-out (side), ‘cause it’s raid night
(I'm goin' out) pally playin’ blind (side), died mid-fight (dead!)
(I'm goin' out) shaman talkin’ loud (side), wrong spec, wrong vibes (trash!) -
(Out) been carryin’ too long (side), let me remind y’all

Let’s go cast-for-cast (what?) Let’s go rez-for-rez (uh-huh!)
If I can top the charts (uh) can you stay up instead (okay!)
Do me how you do me, bet we won’t reach phase three
GM check the logs (the logs!) they gray, I’m a purple queen (woo!)

I’m so holy, shiny, Light so bright, I’m blessed
Shaman poppin’ totems like he doin’’ best
I’m a big crit freak, come and get a sneak peek
Flash Heal, Prayer spam, top charts every week (awh!)

Pally think he king — that’s cute, don’t get me wrong
I like wings too, but baby, they don’t last too long
I love that glow-up, lemme see what you be on
What? It’s plenty wipes, baby, I can keep it goin’ (ah!)

Royal rumble, this a raid — tanks and some healers
’Cause clearly y’all don’t give a fuck, so I don’t give one either
I like my raids clean and clutch, that’s just what it is
I can tell the tank excited when my heals all crit

When I tell you these healers ain’t shit, please believe me
They gon’ die on every pull, they fuck up way too easy
Good-for-nothin’, floor-eating noobs, I’m convinced
Next time you see your GM, tell him you need to be benched

(I'm goin' out) on the pop-out (side), ‘cause it’s raid night
(I'm goin' out) pally playin’ blind (side), died mid-fight
(I'm goin' out) shaman talkin’ loud (side), wrong spec, wrong vibes (trash!)
(Out) been carryin’ too long (side), let me remind y’all (Light!)

Ooh, I think I’m holy (holy!) Ooh, I look good as fuck
Ain’t that your parse in gray? Baby, level up (haha!)
Y’all havin’ wipes again? K, Let’s wipe together
Baby, I’m with the Light, you know I cast whatever

I know I’m cute and holy (holy), I know the logs gon’ show me (show me!)
I might go disc next, just to solo the whole team
Outside healers love an outside priest
But be sick when they see I top the charts

I mean, epic gear, getting tier, mana stats dont drop in here
This flask get me ninety proof, chase it with a Shadowfiend (zoom!)
Heard them parses droppin’ boom, let me see your point of view
And them healers out in Dorno — y’all ain’t doin’ what I do

Renew ticks gotta hit, pally’s always layin’ stiff
Druid sittin’ tree form spittin', buddy still ain't heal for shit
Logs day, raid night, they call me reliable
Top heals, full mana — priest Light undeniable (UNDENIABLE!)

When I tell you these healers ain’t shit, please believe me
They gon’ die on every pull, they fuck up way too easy
Good-for-nothin’, floor-eating noobs, I’m convinced
Next time you see your GM, tell him you need to be benched

(I'm goin' out) on the pop-out (side), ‘cause it’s raid night
(I'm goin' out) pally playin’ blind (side), died mid-fight
(I'm goin' out) shaman talkin’ loud (side), wrong spec, wrong vibes (trash!)
(Out) been carryin’ too long (side), let me remind healers

I ain’t see your cast (nope!) I ain’t see your heal (uh-uh!)
I’m in the logs (check it!) Can't see you from here (bad!)
Who you blamin’? I know you fuckin’ lyin’ (you lyin’!)
Where I’m ’bout to go? I’m about to go outside! (yeah!)
(Go outside!) Take it outside! (Where you think you're going??)
Outside (That's right - I'll take you)
Out
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