Uploaded March 2013 | Updated September 2026, 22 hours ago

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Finally! I've been planning on uploading this vid earlier, but I couldn't finish it because of reasons. Then I watched Welcome to Storybrooke and those few funny moments cracked me up so I had to finish this vid with them!;)

"Good always defeats evil."
"You sound like Henry..."
"I guess optimism runs in the family."
"I think it skipped a generation."

"It's really delicious lasagna, isn't it Owen?"
"Not really."
*Excuse you?*

"We said we were going to take the kingdom back, and we can't do that with our tails between our legs........ No offense."

"There's a bar down the street, we can talk there."
"I'm not drinking with you!"
"Don't worry, you can... keep yelling at me when we get there."

"I'm getting rid of magic. And you can't stop me!"

"You seek power...? The death of your enemies...? The death of your friends???"
"No! I don't wanna hurt anyone!"
"Hard to believe you're from the same family.."

"You ever been on a plane before?"
"Have you ever been impaled upon a cane before?!"

"Emma... let me talk to her!"
"...... she's kind of out of town!..."

"Mother!"
"I don't like what that enchanted box was saying."

"You're hilarious."

"I have a name, you know..."
"David. James. John Doe. Charming! David. James Charming. DONKEY!"
"You know what, I'm gonna call you whatever I damn well please!"

"Hook isn't the problem David."
"Tell that to my head!"

"What are you doing?"
"Making breakfast-"
"Why?!"
"... I'm hungry."

"I can't cast a spell. I can SPELL, spell."

"She had a book of spells, and Emma... the spells were in the book!"
"... yeah, isn't that what a spell book is? A book that has spells in it?"

"Is that him?"
"Yes. No. Maybe..."
*Gold doesn't approve*
"You know what I, I'm.... gonna go make some tacos."

"I know I'm not the greatest cook... unless it involves apples!"

"If anything happens to them..."
"Then you'll what? Cross the town line? And David Nolan will hunt me down in his animal rescue van?"

"I wouldn't want to stand in the way if someone purchasing you.."
"Then what are you doing here?"
"I just came for the free food!"
*Henry did so too*

"Wait, where's his backpack?..... Did you really fall for that?! He's YOUR son!"
*The Nealfire genetics kick in*
"He's running..."

"When I put over easy on the menu I was talking about the eggs."

"And if there's one thing I know about your grandparents... They ALWAYS find each other."

"Whatever you believe, or don't - this is real, Emma! I'm sick!"
"... that's an understatement."

Once Upon a Time (c) ABC

All info at the end of the vid.

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