Uploaded May 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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"1yaeK" by Metallica

I can remember everything
Can't keep this from happening
Deep down inside I feel the stream
This terrible shit just drips in me
Now that the shit is in my D
Dick full of poop now can't you see
That there's not much left to see
1yaeK CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Hold my dick as I wish for puu....
OH PLEASE ONE YAK ME!!!!!

Back to the world that I must shock
As I pump doody in my cock
I can't look forward to reveal
This image on the internet
Fed with a syringe I stick in me
Welcome internet imagery
(Life) tied to screenshots of my D
I'LL CUT MY DICK OFF OF ME

Hold my dick as I wish for puu....
OH PLEASE ONE YAK ME!!!!!

Now there's poop in me, I'm just one (yak)
Push slash one yak!
Hold my dick as I wish for puu....
OH PLEASE ONE YAK ME!!!!!

1yaeK! Imprisoning me!
Shit in my dick! Absolute horror!
I cannot pee.
I cannot cum.
I cannot smeg.
Dickhole is blocked with shiiiiiiiiiiit

Next time, I'm smegging it up.
Not using shit.
Using my smegma,
Into my dick
Into my ass
Into my eyes
YACKING MY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!