Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Icefishing at night. Three anglers jigging near each other when they hear ice creaking and an ice heave noisily cracking from the distance. The most experienced fisherman decides to play a prank on the two newbies and hops on his feet and starts pacing back with caution away from the holes: "Gentlemen, it's been an honor fishing with you. Now let's spread out so they find at least one of us in the spring meltoff..." pauses for extra dramatic effects.... then laughs in their horrified faces...