Uploaded May 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Lyrics:

Oh well i guess it counts for nothing,
I guessed right at what you are,
Don't you feel your doing something
Look ma,
I'm raising the alarm,

I tried to warn them
but they would not listen
So it goes,
Oh hell, here we are,

Do you find these lessons too hard to learn from,
we must go this distance,
we've come this far,

Oh well you've taken all my money
I watched you wrestle with a bear
Yes now you'll wait on Magrathea
Good boy for looking like you care

Well I can't forgive you
You just nudged the needle
Do you even realise what you've done
And they will burn your statue,
But it's all too late now,
Oh hell,
Here we are,

Here we are,

And i tried to warn them,
But they would not listen,
So it goes,
Oh hell,
Here we are.

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