Uploaded February 2011 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Happy unimaginative consumerist-oriented and entirely arbirtrary shallow interpretation of romance day.
Or Happy Valentine's. Whatever works for you.
Just spreadin' around the anti-valentines feeling [because yes I have a shirt with that slogan and YES I will wear it tomorrow].

This February 14 I am:
☐ Taken
☐ Single
☑ Mentally dating Eugene Fitzherbert

Color code fur dummies (like me)
➜Blue - Marina & John Smith
➜Yellow - Jane Porter & Proteus
➜Red - Belle & Miguel
➜Purple - Anya & Tulio
➜Pink - Mulan and Sinbad
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Dedicated to Tampaly, DamaSerafina, DannyPhantomSG1, FuzzyPorcurpine, my sister
&& to everyone out there spending V-Day alone.
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Intro created in AfterEffects. Credit for the template goes to VegasAfterFXPro [YT]