Uploaded February 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Singer: Ben Campbell
Music Producer: Stephen Hudecki
Music Assistant: Helena Werren
Various Music Editors: Peter Branton, Anthony Crea, Daniel Fernandez, Mike Northcott
©Pure West October 18, 1998
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From The Donkey Kong Country TV Series
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What's New: Josi Molina Guitarist/2025 Remaster Sound Engineer

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♪Everyone is plotting against me♪
♪They're muttering behind me I smell a scam!♪
♪Donkey Kong and Bluster, working together♪
♪How naïve do they think I am?♪

♪No one's going to make a monkey out of me♪
♪No one gets this diabolical sipping tea♪
♪I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see♪
♪No one's going to make a monkey out of me♪

♪They must be building a top secret weapon♪
♪Mounting an army as fast as they can♪
♪The nerve of those two impudent apes♪
♪What kind of fool do they think I am!?♪

♪I'm hearing voices in my head.. what should I do!?♪
♪I've got to break this rebellious plot in two♪
♪They're working on counterintelligence, after all♪
♪What kind of intelligence do apes have in brains that small!?♪

♪No one's going to make a monkey out of me♪
♪No one gets this diabolical sipping tea♪
♪I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see♪
♪No one's going to Be in make a monkey out of me!♪

♪Everyone is plotting against me♪
♪They're muttering behind me I smell a scam!♪
♪Donkey Kong and Bluster, working together♪
♪How naïve do they think I am?♪

♪No one's going to make a monkey out of me♪
♪No one gets this diabolical sipping tea♪
♪I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see♪
♪No one's going to make a monkey out of me♪

♪They must be building a top secret weapon♪
♪Mounting an army as fast as they can♪
♪The nerve of those two impudent apes♪
♪What kind of fool do they think I am!?♪

♪I'm hearing voices in my head.. what should I do!?♪
♪I've got to break this rebellious plot in two♪
♪They're working on counterintelligence, after all♪
♪What kind of intelligence do apes have in brains that small!?♪

♪No one's going to make a monkey out of me♪
♪No one gets this diabolical sipping tea♪
♪I'm the rightful ruler, anyone can see♪
♪No one's going to Be in make a monkey out of me!♪
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