Uploaded August 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
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Last year, Apple spent almost 200 million dollars on a star studded, globe trotting adventure movie... Then they made absolutely zero marketing for it. Fountain of Youth stars John Krasinski, Natalie Portman and Domhnal Gleeson. It is directed by Guy Ritchie and Written by James Vanderbilt. It has all the ingredients of a regular blockbuster, but for some reason t is so boring I fell asleep twice. Maybe that is why apple decided to not show it in theatres and spend literally no money on marketing, so no one would actually see it. Well, they did succeed, because literally no one except for me and my sister has seen this movie. It's nuts!
Watch the full episode on patreon.com/dontmakeascene
Last year, Apple spent almost 200 million dollars on a star studded, globe trotting adventure movie... Then they made absolutely zero marketing for it. Fountain of Youth stars John Krasinski, Natalie Portman and Domhnal Gleeson. It is directed by Guy Ritchie and Written by James Vanderbilt. It has all the ingredients of a regular blockbuster, but for some reason t is so boring I fell asleep twice. Maybe that is why apple decided to not show it in theatres and spend literally no money on marketing, so no one would actually see it. Well, they did succeed, because literally no one except for me and my sister has seen this movie. It's nuts!
