Uploaded March 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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A song I wrote to a guy you all know and love. I hope he doesn't get pissed :)

Lyrics Below:

No Nano?

Verse 1:
Hello Mr. DeFranco
I hope that you are swell
It brings my heart great joy to see The website's doing well
But there's something I have to say, I have a bone to pick
I know that you're a busy man,
So I'll try to make it quick

Chorus:
Where in the hell is my Nano?
Have you forgotten what you owe me
I feel like some kind of Bozo when someone asks
Hey did you ever get that iPod nano from the sxePhil contest?
And I have to say no
Where is my Nano?

Verse 2:
I'm normally not the kind of guy
Who would go and throw a fit
But it's been three months since
I won on December 25th
I know that you have things to do, And you have your own life
But a simple, "Hey it's in the mail" Would probably suffice

Chorus

I love you show, your Vlog, your Website, and Bam Bam Kaboosh
And I hope that you don't see me
As giant fucking douche
I know that you promoted me,
And for that you are the man
I know that you will send the iPod as soon as you can....
andIreallyhopeyoudo

Chorus 2:
Farewell Mr. DeFranco
Thank you for all you have done for me
Here's a reminder for everyone
Sexy Phil is not Sexy, He's sXe