Uploaded January 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Looks like my next target is far away so time to get on the highway with my trusty bike!
We reach a crop circle and a light shines down on me! What the Hell is that a ufo!? No it's a Russian spaceman!? Huh a beam on my head..? OH FUCK ITS A SATELLITE!? What the hell I gotta fight the phone fucking Russian space center now!?
With my last attack I stab him right in the helmet which explodes a glorious light destroying his satellite. It looks like this old spaceman didn't even realize he was in earth til his space suit got broken!? Glory to the soviet union...
Cut the shit Sylvia you are not sucking him up this time let him rest in peace. For once she actually listens as the guy disintegrates into nothing.
Looks like my next target is far away so time to get on the highway with my trusty bike!
We reach a crop circle and a light shines down on me! What the Hell is that a ufo!? No it's a Russian spaceman!? Huh a beam on my head..? OH FUCK ITS A SATELLITE!? What the hell I gotta fight the phone fucking Russian space center now!?
With my last attack I stab him right in the helmet which explodes a glorious light destroying his satellite. It looks like this old spaceman didn't even realize he was in earth til his space suit got broken!? Glory to the soviet union...
Cut the shit Sylvia you are not sucking him up this time let him rest in peace. For once she actually listens as the guy disintegrates into nothing.
