Uploaded June 2018 | Updated September 2026, 11 minutes ago

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Lyrics:
be me
it's saturday night
family is home
things are alright

in game
online with friends
knock on the door
mom rushes in

"It's time to eat some food
Get off that game, stop acting rude"
I tell her gimme a minute
There's a match and I'm still in it

"You need to come downstairs,
Right this instant, boy, leave that chair"
she starts to raise her voice
But I don't care

NO
MOM
I CAN'T PAUSE THIS GAME
NO
MOM
GOD YOU'RE FUCKING LAME
NO
DAD
I DID NOT MEAN TO CURSE
DAD
STOP
MY BOOTY REALLY HURTS

Ooohhhhh
Don't hit my booty

next day
split screen with friends
doin alright
got a couple wins

new match
start to feel cool
my friends are all shit
I start to rule

"Anon, it's time to eat some food
Pause your game, it will wait for you"
Try to tell her it will take some time
I can see that I've crossed a line

"Was I not clear to you
Daddy come in, I've got a job for you"
ohshit.jpg
spaghetti tumbles out of me

The lyrics are in the style of a greentext, but apparently youtube doesn't allow angled brackets.


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