Uploaded April 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Hey Guys, here is a niche song I wrote about glitching Gears of War back in '06/'07, this one is for the OGs, hope you catch all the references.

Lyrics:
Gears of War, I'm in the zone
Doin' glitches, breakin' the code
Kung Fu Flippin', it's a sight to behold
Chaos ensues, but I'm in control

Through the walls, I'll make my way
Teleporting, no time to delay
Glitches everywhere, but I won't stray
Mastering chaos in the best way

Everybody was Kung Fu Flippin' (oh-oh-oh)
Glitches everywhere, now I'm elevating
Gears of War, a world of chaotic perfection
I'm the Glitch Master, no one can question

Chainsaw with my shotgun, ready for the fight
Run away today, this won't be your night (oh-yeah)
Two minutes and thirty, the clock keeps ticking fast
I'm landing on the clocktower, ready to blast (oh-yeah)

(Oh-yeah)

(Oh-yeah)

Fall under the map, do they want to fight
Well I'm becoming the invisible giant tonight
Switching my cover,
now i'm crab walking brother

Everybody was Kung Fu Flippin' (oh-yeah)
Glitches everywhere, now I'm elevating
Gears of War, a world of chaotic perfection
I'm the Glitch Master, no one can question

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