Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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Trust us, the TV knows best.

Stream it here!

Spotify:
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Other Streaming:
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Video by @Jonlanty

Lyrics:

Have you heard the news
Cuz Everything just changed for you

The old ways are dead and gone
And It’s time for something new

We can take over the whole place
If you promise to do what we say

Trust us we know what were doing
We finally found the solution

The old ways are dead.

Welcome to a brand new age
Everything’s about to change
So turn you eyes onto a screen
And find out who your meant to be

We’ll make hell a better place
Its time for them to be replaced
They say nothing last forever
Cuz new is always better

Pardon me for the interruption
But your rhetorics pure corruption
New is not the same as better
And there’s reason for the fetter

Are you certain that you should rebel
You are not even the strongest in hell

Your pawns their blood will fill all the streets
You sacrifice them for your greed

So take care what war you advertise
It might just cost your life

Have you heard the news?

A new study shows that if you just follow whatever the TV tells you,
you’re smarter, happier, and definitely on the right side of history!
Don’t question it — questioning hurts progress.
Trust us, we’re the experts! We’ve got charts!
We know exactly what we’re doing.
Now get out there, and go to war!

And remember — your death is for a good cause...
’Cause new is always better!