Uploaded January 2019 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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This is a reading of an obscure but A+ greentext that made the rounds following the August 8, 2018 Direct for Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Source - https://i.imgur.com/zCWnNj0.jpg

It's truly a pity Sakurai was bullied into sacrificing new and relevant characters on the ballot altar to appease the vocal minorities who disregard how many games they could've marketed for Nintendo.