Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Worried your buddy might flake under pressure? Afraid you’ll be left to mold alone? Concerned your comrade might melt away when things heat up?
Fear not, the Cheesedivers are always grate! And never leave a wedge behind...

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Created by request and with support from their head cheese, Maestro Chief!
Flag adapted from their base flag and logo!

Fan Content for Helldivers 2!

Lyrics:
We're no strangers to rind,
You know the slice and so do I.
And gouda faith is what I've sworn to brine,
You won't brie-lieve this on any other dive.

I just wanna tell you how I'm cheezing
Wanna show you my orange hand

Never gonna crumble up, never gonna be melt down
Never gonna shred around and grate you
Never gonna let you mold, never gonna be re-sold
Never gonna loose my hold and curd you

We've aged together for so long
Your cheddar's breaking, but you're too sharp to say it
Inside, you worry we might split and fall.
We know the whey and we'll just fondue it

And if you ask me how I'm cheezing
Don't tell me you're too bleu to see

Never gonna crumble up, never gonna be melt down
Never gonna shred around and grate you
Never gonna let you mold, never gonna be re-sold
Never gonna loose my hold and curd you

Never gonna crumble up, never gonna be melt down
Never gonna shred around and grate you
Never gonna let you mold, never gonna be re-sold
Never gonna loose my hold and curd you

We've aged together for so long
Your cheddar's breaking, but you're too sharp to say it
Inside, you worry we might split and fall.
We know the whey and we'll just fondue it

I just wanna tell you how I'm cheezing
Wanna show you my orange hand

Never gonna crumble up, never gonna be melt down
Never gonna shred around and grate you
Never gonna let you mold, never gonna be re-sold
Never gonna loose my hold and curd you

Never gonna crumble up, never gonna be melt down
Never gonna shred around and grate you
Never gonna let you mold, never gonna be re-sold
Never gonna loose my hold and curd you

Never gonna crumble up, never gonna be melt down
Never gonna shred around and grate you
Never gonna let you mold, never gonna be re-sold
Never gonna loose my hold and curd you

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Playlist of Helldiver Marches: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh74EULKGxw9he2A5EC-6ooDb
Playlist of Chaosdiver Marches: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh77XZ1GC6-UHQDKIh4uFlnyl
Playlist of Automaton Marches: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh74EULKGxw9he2A5EC-6ooDb
Playlist of Helldivers 2 Music: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh760vKzCVyWR7DaY7K33cvFD
Playlist of 1 Hour Helldiver Tracks: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW250uNvfh77zQs7bQTCWAYpJY9SoKiRi

Lyrics created by myself. Parody of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. Vocals/instruments generated with Suno Pro. Mastered by myself.

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