Uploaded June 2024 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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gotta sleep so lore dump comes tmr/in a few hours either back in the desc or comments

Now the lore dump is here! But before that, thank you all for 3k subscribers!

Thanatos was an unpopular character within the Jovians.
Zeus nearly never wanted to listen to Thanatos when it was something serious; Cronus always seemed to bite back at them; Caelus got busy and overwhelmed occasionally and any interaction made him frustrated; Poseidon never gave any hints about their real emotions and never bothered to stay for long.

It wasn't as though Zeus was uncaring.
Nor was Cronus evil.
Nor was Caelus always in a bad mood.
Nor was Poseidon always so complicated.

Maybe it was Thanatos, because planets they thought they could trust like Caelus and Poseidon left them.

But at least they found a new planetary body? Apparently, the minor planet was on their long elliptical orbit, which explained why 'no one' ever saw them. She was called Boreas and claimed to become a planet soon so they were planning on getting close to Helios in the near future. Thanatos felt glad to have a new friend. She honestly reminded them of a female Proto. Thanatos let Boreas continue her revolution after days of chatting...



And that was their last interaction for billions of years...

They will never meet again.


(Trivia)
- "... Terrestrials are causing a commotion..." this is before the Theia crash, so the commotion cannot be because of that.
- "I met someone new today!" this refers to Boreas.
- The scene where Thanatos asks Cronus of their moons' whereabouts has been on my channel in a few videos.
- Caelus doesn't ask Thanatos to leave often, but it's really for a good reason because he's Thanatos' only source of casual interaction. Poseidon is an awkward topic.
- Thanatos is the only planet to ask about Poseidon's personality in relation to the ENIGMA embodiment.
- Only two other planets, now one is a dwarf planet, know of Boreas' existence excluding Thanatos.

Including Boreas is my way of including one more hypothetical "planet' (with a different hypothesis) aka the 6th gas giant (as Phaeton is impossible to include at this stage) and also explaining one more incident that was not featured (at least, evidently) in Sprawling Idiot Effigy.