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TDS 

I’m not a doctor 
But I play one on TV
I know the problem
You’ve got just one policy

You do the opposite
Of what The Donald does
Don’t know what you believe
Just because (You got that)

TDS
You’ve tested positive
There’s nothing I can do
For chronic low IQ
It’s TDS

Open the borders
Let Mamdani pick your pocket
Let the boys beat the girls 
They got that extra rocket

A theology degree 
From Starbucks
You declare 
That America sucks (You got that)

Chorus

If you’re red, all right 
Let’s get this party started
If you’re left, you’re blue
And probably retarded

Like Rosie, De Niro
Jimmy Kimmel, Kathy Griffen
No kings, no kiddin’ 
We don’t live in Great Britain 

If J6 was the worst 
Thing you’ve ever seen
Soros burnin’ cities 
A mostly peaceful thing

Bring back the cartels
Commute their crimes
Sack the fact checkers 
Like the New York Times

He’s a nazi, a fascist, a racist dictator 
Who let’s you say what you want to say 
(You got that)

TDS
You’ve tested positive 
There nothing I can do 
For chronic low IQ
It’s TDS
No matter what he says
You must be really dumb
Cos’ you keep blaming Trump 
For your problem

(TV announcer) Alex Stein #99
Side effects of Trump derangement syndrome include:
Violent behavior, delusions nightmares, insomnia,
Irrational hatred, hopelessness, anxiety, depression
Blue hair, tantrums, inability to form coherent speech
Difficulty maintaining gainful employment
And verbal diarrhea