Uploaded February 2018 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Found it floatin’ right on the ocean
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel

Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Tastes so nice under the ice
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel

The captain he knocked over his lunch
And it fell into the sea
The narwhal found the bagel
And it made him so happy
The polar bear got the pudding cup
But it wasn’t satisfying
The narwhal got the bagel
Now can’t you see him smiling

Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
That tasty schmear made the narwhal cheer
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel

Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Tastes so delicious down with the fishes
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel

The walrus found the string cheese
And the penguin got the chips
The giant squid removed the lid
From the can of onion dip
The jellyfish ate an apple slice
And the shark got the crackers and cheese
The narwhal found the bagel
And it made him so happy

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Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Bam Bam Bam Ba Bam Ba Bam Bam
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel

Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Bam Bam Bam Ba Bam Ba Bam Bam
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel

Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel