Bait Buffet podcast exclusively everywhere podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bait-buffet/id1605442932 open.spotify.com/show/3k4pulpum1R77XMPnrRXxoVin Diesel Goes to Beautiful Worldforrestfire1012023-10-01 | In this side-splitting comedy, Vin Diesel takes center stage as he strolls down the red carpet amidst a sea of adoring fans and relentless paparazzi. Everywhere he goes, he's engulfed by a vast ocean of devotees, each captivated by his aura, and by the ceaseless flash of ever present cameras. Amid the sparkling allure and glinting elegance of the Hollywood film world, he serendipitously meets Jen Jester. Jen, a refined and graceful reporter with an eye for detail, manages to secure a quiet, intimate moment with the star.
As Jen delicately delves into the intricacies of Vin's most recent cinematic masterpiece, Vin's answers seem to dance around a singular motif: the ever-enchanting concept of 'beauty.' Every response, every gesture, every word seems to echo with this theme. Jen, poised and professional, finds her composure tested by Vin's incessant reflections on beauty in its myriad forms. Will Vin's consistent and almost entrancing preoccupation with the term 'beautiful' push the composed Jen to the edge of her patience?
This innovative animation offers not just a light-hearted jest, but a deep, introspective dive into the surreal realm of celebrity interviews. It masterfully intertwines gut-busting humor with elements of otherworldly beauty. Vin Diesel's peculiar yet endearing responses, echoing with the word 'beauty' at every turn, weave an intricate tapestry that gradually unfolds, culminating in a climax that's not just unexpected but brilliantly defies all traditional expectations, leaving viewers both amused and profoundly moved.
Settle in for a masterpiece of visual storytelling—a beautifully constructed, deeply reflective video that intricately examines the fine details of celebrity culture, all while celebrating the multifaceted nature of beauty. Surrender to the magnetic allure of Vin Diesel's final ride, where every moment, every frame, is not just a mere snapshot; but an eloquent ode to unadulterated beauty in its purest form.
The story takes place in the Shady Acres retirement home, where Indiana Jones, now in his mid-120s, spends his days tinkering on his computer and regretting his life choices. Mutt bursts into the room and informs Indy that his bank account has been cleaned out due to yet another phishing scam. Frustrated, Mutt reminds Indy that he can't keep falling for these types of schemes.
Despite his son's warnings, Indy decides to respond to one more email that promises a spot in an expedition in exchange for his banking information. As he's about to enter his information, his computer displays a pop-up warning him that his files have been hacked and are being held for ransom. Desperate to retrieve his files, Indy ignores Mutt's warning and calls the number provided in the pop-up.
After a brief conversation, Indy hands over control of his computer to a scammer who pretends to fix the issue but actually steals Indy's personal information. Mutt tries to convince Indy that he's been scammed again, but it's too late. Indy's personal information has been stolen, and he's devastated.
The animation ends with Mutt reminding Indy that the dangers of their enemies have evolved from ancient tombs to online scams. However, Indy has already died from the stress of being scammed again. The scene cuts to Indy's tombstone, but suddenly, Indy's skeleton emerges from the ground wearing his iconic fedora and leather jacket, ready to continue his adventures even in death.
Overall, "Lego Indiana Jones - The Phishing Scam Struggle" is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the challenges of modern technology and the dangers of falling victim to online scams, all while paying homage to the beloved character of Indiana Jones.
The passengers on each boat are given an ultimatum: blow the other boat up, or engage in homosexual activity with each other. The Joker revels in the chaos and panic that ensues as the passengers struggle to decide between their lives and their perceived masculinity.
Through the reactions of the passengers, the film delves into the absurdity of toxic masculinity and homophobia, and the power of social pressure to influence individual behavior. As the tension builds and the bombs tick down, the passengers are forced to confront their own prejudices and fears, leading to unexpected and often humorous outcomes.
Meanwhile, Batman is hot on the Joker's trail, determined to stop him before it's too late. But as the Joker taunts him with his twisted logic and sociopathic glee, Batman begins to question his own role in perpetuating the very societal norms that the Joker seeks to subvert.
In the end, the film is a commentary on the destructive power of hate and the importance of embracing diversity and acceptance. As the passengers on the boats are forced to confront their prejudices and fears, they learn to embrace their differences and work together to overcome the Joker's twisted game. And while the Joker may be apprehended, his legacy lives on as the city grapples with the aftermath of his latest scheme.
CAST (in order of appearance): Santa: Forrest Whaley Kid: AJ Lester Rudolf: Keshen8 Mrs. Claus: Alyssa Whaley
Merry Christmas one and all! Take heart in your loved ones and be without prejudice for others as we move into this next year together, and may all our yields be bountiful come harvest. As is customary, I will leave you with a song. Please enjoy the dulcet tones of my rendition of 'Christmas Time is Here' originally written by Vince Guaraldi and Lee Mendelson for the 1965 television special 'A Charlie Brown Christmas'...
***clears throat
Christmas time is here Happiness and cheer Fun for all that children call Their favorite time of year
Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes Of love and dreams to share
Sleigh bells in the air Beauty everywhere Yuletide by the fireside And joyful memories there
Christmas time is here Families drawing near Oh, that we could always see Such spirit through the year
Sleigh bells in the air Beauty everywhere Yuletide by the fireside And joyful memories there
Christmas time is here Families drawing near Oh, that we could always see Such spirit through the year
I got bricks up in the bank like I’m Bruce Wayne Way I use my Battarang I’m like Max Pane Poison Ivy give me neck, I get max brain Interrogate a mother fucker cause him Max Pain Tryna hit me up but I don’t get involved Joker opps outside! Baby hit my other line I ain’t got time for your pussy Keep a Stick, keep a stick Gotta go and stop another crime! Picking up thots in the Batmobile Bruce can suck my dick that’s how I feel Alfred pour me up some lean then I stop a drug deal! Joker ain’t laughing at me cause I’m too real! Ain’t nobody going down to Arkham asylum tonight If I walk up on Bane I’m putting caps up in his ass If Bruce really walks in my room again it’s gonna turn into a fight Ughhh, I go Raza gul up on his ass Extend O clip on the battarang I got a dozen bodies Ooooo, check the bat phone texts from 1000 hotties Youuuu, Catwoman out my way I know karate Moooove, get the fuck up out my room dad! Bat tattoos, tear tat next Shots fired in downtown Gothom Bat tattoo, it’s a light flex Must be an opp near I smell something rotten!
CAST: Harry P = That's Me Tom Riddle, oops I dropped my Skittles = Keshen8 Jenny Weezly, let's get bleezy = Alyssa Whaley Dumbledore, who wants sum more = Vincenzo Verde
Also special thanks to Augustus Danko (OnBeatMan) for helping out with the mouth animation & airplane shot at the end! Dude's a real maverick: youtube.com/user/Onbeatman
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Be merry and spread good cheer. Once again, I'd love to sing you a little Christmas tune, if you'll bear with me...
The moon is right The spirits up We're here tonight And that's enough Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime The party's on The feelin's here That only comes This time of year Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime The choir of children sing their song Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding, ooh, ooh We're simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime The word is out About the town So lift a glass Ahh, don't look down Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime The choir of children sing their song They practiced all year long Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding dong Ding dong, ding, ooh, ooh The party's on The spirits up We're here tonight And that's enough Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime We're simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime The moon is right The spirits up We're here tonight And that's enough We're simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime Oh, Christmastime