The Christmas Duck Song, by Bryant Oden: Official Lyric Video @songdrops

The Christmas Duck Song, by Bryant Oden: Official Lyric Video

songdrops 2023-11-23 | The official lyric video for The Christmas Duck Song, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).
Animated video: youtube.com/watch?v=jzk2E4UXFFs All Duck Songs by Bryant Oden. Instruments and production for The Christmas Duck Song by Finn M-K: https://linktr.ee/finnmk

New Duck Song video! Live action: The Duck Song IRL (In Real Life).

songdrops 2022-03-24 | 13 years after the first release of The Duck Song, Forrestfire101 (Forrest Whaley), the animator of the classic video of it, has created a new version, The Duck Song IRL. Check it out on his channel!
Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Video by Forrest Whaley
youtube.com/watch?v=6iEyczP0qyQ

Quick song reminder: Keep Your Hands Away From Your Face. :)

songdrops 2020-03-14 | Hey everyone. I was just sitting on my couch relaxing a couple of hours ago, and I just spontaneously started singing this little song, pretty much all ready finished. So I decided to grab my ukulele and computer and make a quick recording of it. Just a little reminder to all of us. :) -Bryant

I give full permission for this song to be played in any setting or via any media, as well as permission for it to be covered or re-recorded and performed.

Chords: G C D G
Lyrics:
G
Keep your hands away from your face
C
Keep your hands away from your face
D
Germs they travel without a trace
G
So keep your hands away from your face

G
Keep 'em away Keep 'em away
C
Yeah Keep 'em away Keep 'em away
D
And wash your hands throughout the day
C D G
To keep those germs away

Just a reminder for kids, and adults, that keeping your hands away from your face and washing your hands are both really good ways to keep germs away.

Kangaroo Kid: A new SongDrops song by Bryant Oden

songdrops 2020-03-06 | Hey everyone. Here's the YouTube video for Kangaroo Kid. Thanks for listening!

And thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboard work.
Lyrics to Kangaroo Kid:

V1
I’m a kangaroo kid in a porcupine town
So many porcupines walking around
I get poked a hundred times a day yeah
It doesn’t feel so okay

CHORUS:
Some times I just wanna hide yeah
Some times I just wanna hide
Under the covers all cozy and safe inside
na nana na na

V2
I’m a kangaroo kid in the porcupine woods
They say I don’t act as tough as I should
I guess it’s hard for them to see
What it’s like to be a kangaroo kid like me

CHORUS
Some times I just wanna hide yeah
Some times I just wanna hide

Under the covers all cozy and safe
Where no one can bug me in my own special place inside
na nana na na na
Cozy and safe inside
na nana na na

Interlude:
na nana na na na Cozy and safe inside
na nana na na

V4
I’m a kangaroo kid in a porcupine world
I know in every heart there’s a precious pearl
But it’s hard to let it show, it’s hard to let it shine Yeah
With skin as tender as mine
With skin as tender as mine

Bridge
And when I mess up, please, remember that I tried
Words can feel like thunder
When you’re a kangaroo kid inside

V5
I’m a kangaroo kid in a porcupine town
I hop back up when I get knocked down
I won’t give up, that’s the kangaroo way yeah
I know it’s gonna be okay (but)

CHORUS
Some times I just wanna hide yeah
Some times I just wanna hide
Under the covers all cozy and safe
Where no one can bug me in my own special place
And porcupine pokes don’t have to be faced
And I can just be
in my very own space inside
na nana na na na
Cozy and safe inside
na nana na na
I’m a kangaroo kid inside

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Funny Song: The Tarantula Song. Animated video

songdrops 2019-10-11 | Here's a new funny animated video of the funny song, The Tarantula Song, By Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Thanks much to Tada for the Animation. Check out his channel:
youtube.com/channel/UC0hOVSVuqdAVojM5omUiM_Q?sub_confirmation=1

Are you afraid of spiders? Do you have arachnophobia? This song might help. (Or it might make it worse!). Have you ever had a scary spider experience?

The Tarantula Song: A funny song for kids and teens.
Lyrics ♪

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas

They're so soft and their so furry
And they're so cute if your visions blurry
All of mine got free but don't you worry
Though they're crawling up your wall in a big hurry

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas

Don’t look now but I have a feeling
There is one above you on your ceiling
When they crawl they never fall
Unless the person under them is nervous at all

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas

Can you feel that itch on the top of your head
It could be one of them crawling instead
But it won't bite unless it senses fear
So just stay calm 'til it's gone in a year

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas

Tarantulas tarantulas
Everybody loves tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
It's probably because of tarantulas
It's probably because of tarantulas

More funny songs and funny Halloween songs for kids and teens on this Songdrops channel and more fun videos on Tada's channel. :)

When the Winter Wind is Cold. A Christmas Song by Bryant Oden

songdrops 2018-11-22 | This is a Christmas song from the perspective of someone who has so little in this world, and yet who still finds something Good and Meaningful that touches their heart and soul. To me, this song is about finding something deep inside you, or outside you, that you can respond to and believe in and be warmed by and thankful for, even when things are difficult in your life.
~Bryant
http://Songdrops.com

Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the beautiful piano work.
When the Winter Wind is Cold (There’s a Star in the Sky) A Song for the homeless.
Lyrics:

I do not have a Christmas tree
Or a door to hang a wreath
I do not have somewhere to go
Soft and safe, from the wind and snow

CHORUS:
But there’s a star in the sky
It might seem far. It might seem way up high
But it’s in a story I’ve been told
And it warms my soul When the winter wind is cold

Verse 2
I do not have a place to be
Where I am warmed by friends or family
I do not have a Christmas meal
But I’m filled by the gratefulness I feel

CHORUS
If your heart feels alone
If where you sleep doesn't feel like home
If life's been hurting, if life's feels cold
May you find a warm story you can hold

CHORUS

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Santas Song (Every Little Gift) Faster version

songdrops 2018-11-08 | A Christmas Song by Bryant Oden
Original Normal Voice Version: youtu.be/EWUtEZpWhbw

Lyrics to Santa's Song (Every Little Gift)

The snow was falling Christmas Eve Santa hopped onto his sleigh
He said it’s time for me to leave I best be on my way
The reindeer started trotting, and then began to fly
Then Santa sang this simple song as they climbed into the sky

CHORUS:
Every little gift I give On this special night
Is just a small reflection of the Season’s light

And may the joy and peace I’m feeling deep within
Ripple through the new year til the season comes again

V2
He reached the first house and as he placed their toys
Underneath the Christmas tree he heard a quiet noise
A little girl walked in With cookies and a glass
She said thank you Santa You’re welcome little lass

And Santa can I ask you, why are you so kind
Why do you give these gifts you give every Christmas time?
It seems like so much trouble, and so much work all year
He said the answer’s simple If your heart is where you hear

CHORUS

V3
The little girl smiled, and she took Santa’s hand
She-said-I-know I’m not that big just yet. But I think I understand
And you must have a busy night, You’ve got so much to do
So I’ll hold your wish inside my heart And I will wish it too

He smiled and ate the cookies, and drank the glass of milk
Then he handed her a special gift, a handkerchief of silk
He said Merry Christmas, he winked and he was gone
On the silk were her initials, and the words to Santa’s Song

CHORUS
CHORUS 2nd half

New Christmas song: When the Winter Wind is Cold

songdrops 2018-11-08 | When the Winter Wind is Cold (There's a Star). A Christmas Song / Holiday song by Bryant Oden. This song came to me last December. To me, it's about finding something deep inside that you respond to and believe in, even when things are difficult in your life. The song is from the perspective of a homeless person, who has so little in this world, and yet, who still finds something Good and Meaningful that touches their heart and soul. Thanks for listening.

Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the beautiful piano work.

When the Winter Wind is Cold (There’s a Star) Lyrics:

I do not have a Christmas tree

Or a door to hang a wreath
I do not have somewhere to go
Soft and safe, from the wind and snow

CHORUS:
But there’s a star in the sky
It might seem far. It might seem way up high
But it’s in a story I’ve been told
And it warms my soul When the winter wind is cold

V2
I do not have a place to be
Where I am warmed by friends or family
I do not have a Christmas meal
But I’m filled by the gratefulness I feel

CHORUS
Interlude (Second half of chorus)

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New Christmas Song: Santas Song (Every Little Gift)

songdrops 2018-11-02 | Santa's Song (Every Little Gift). A new Christmas Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).

This song came to me last Christmas and I recorded it a few days ago.

I'm posting it a few weeks early since sometimes schools use some of my Christmas songs in concerts. Thanks for listening!

Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the beautiful piano work.
Lyrics to Santa's Song (Every Little Gift)

The snow was falling Christmas Eve Santa hopped onto his sleigh
He said it’s time for me to leave I best be on my way
The reindeer started trotting, and then began to fly
Then Santa sang this simple song as they climbed into the sky

CHORUS:
Every little gift I give On this special night
Is just a small reflection of the Season’s light

And may the joy and peace I’m feeling deep within
Ripple through the new year til the season comes again

V2
He reached the first house and as he placed their toys
Underneath the Christmas tree he heard a quiet noise
A little girl walked in With cookies and a glass
She said thank you Santa You’re welcome little lass

And Santa can I ask you, why are you so kind
Why do you give these gifts you give every Christmas time?
It seems like so much trouble, and so much work all year
He said the answer’s simple If your heart is where you hear

CHORUS

V3
The little girl smiled, and she took Santa’s hand
She-said-I-know I’m not that big just yet. But I think I understand
And you must have a busy night, You’ve got so much to do
So I’ll hold your wish inside my heart And I will wish it too

He smiled and ate the cookies, and drank the glass of milk
Then he handed her a special gift, a handkerchief of silk
He said Merry Christmas, he winked and he was gone
On the silk were her initials, and the words to Santa’s Song

CHORUS
CHORUS 2nd half

This video and song is related to: Christmas Songs, Christmas Carols, Santa Clause is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, Oh Christmas Tree, Touching Christmas Songs, Christmas Eve, Santa's Sleigh, Three Pairs of Long John's On, Santa's Solar Sleigh, The Grinch stole Christmas. Good songs for children's Christmas concerts.

FUNNY SCIENCE SONG: The Dihydrogen Monoxide Song

songdrops 2018-09-22 | This is a funny science song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Do you know about the threat of the chemical solvent dihydrogen monoxide? Get informed now! And please spread the word to your friends and science teachers! (Click "Show more" if you need a hint.)

(Dihydrogen Monoxide is 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen atoms, so it is H2O, aka, WATER.)

Thanks as usual to the excellent keyboardist Scott Martin for laying down the basic piano tracks, which I later string-ified
.
Dihydrogen Monoxide Lyrics:
V1:
There’s a menace. There’s a threat
There’s no safe way to remove all of it yet
It’s in our lakes. It’s in our streams
It even seeps through swimsuit seams
V2
It’s been found in rain and snow
in the most remotest places you can go
It’s even been found in babies’ tears
And in olympic swimmers ears

Bridge 1: If you inhale it you could die Dihydrogen monoxide

CHORUS 1: Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide
It’s showing up in rivers far and wide Dihydrogen monoxide

V3
Hydrogen can be a blast alone
And oxygen makes the Earth our home
But when their ratio is two to one
They create a chemical that isn’t always fun
V4
It can turn into a gas when it gets hot
The liquid form can even cause a house to rot
The solid form can be hazardous too
And odds are high this solvent is already inside you!

Bridge 2: It can even cause a rock slide Dihydrogen monoxide

CHORUS 2: Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide
It seeps through your skin when it’s hot outside
Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide

V5
It corrodes some pipes it corrodes some tools
It’s often found right on the ground
and in swimming pools
It’s in our sinks, it’s in our drains,
it’s even been found inside our brains
V6
Watermelons have a large amount
Water park levels are more than we can count
Water we doing to stop this threat
Whata major danger and there’s no solution yet

Bridge 3: There’s no place that you can hide Dihydrogen monoxide

CHORUS 3: Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide
It’s hard to wash off when it’s liquified
Dihydrogen monoxide

V7
It’s found in fish, it’s found in juice
And even in the urine of every tested moose
it’s not too late to stop this curse
We can stop this menace before it’s even worse
V8
Yes you can make a difference please give now
I’ve started a foundation and it needs your money now
Donate to my research to learn how far this reaches
I’ll monitor DHMO at several famous beaches

Bridge 4 Send money and I’ll be your guide
Dihydrogen monoxide
Duh-Duh Duh-Duh Duh-Duh Duh-Duh Duh-Duh

CHORUS 4 Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide
Apples have a lot of it unless they’re dried
Dihydrogen monoxide
Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide
Levels increase at high tide
Dihydrogen monoxide

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The Earworm Song

songdrops 2018-07-05 | Earworm: A song that won't stop playing in your brain.
Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).

The Earworm Song
Chords and Lyrics

G C D
There’s an ear worm in my ear
G C D
There’s an ear worm but don’t you fear
G
It doesn’t wiggle and it doesn’t eat
C D C D G
It just plays this dumb song on repeat

C G C G
Please don’t be Mad at me
C G C D
That this stupid song won’t leave
C G C G
It’s your brain Playing the same
C G C D
annoying song again and again

Funny songs for kids and teens.
Songs stuck in your head.
Comedy songs and videos
Related videos: Duck Song, This Song is Stuck Inside My Head, Color Song, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas, The Long Word SOng.

Funny Song: The Chicken Song

songdrops 2018-05-19 | The Chicken Song: A Funny song by Bryant Oden. Animated. Other funny songs by Songdrops: The Duck Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, Dragon in my Wagon, The Name of My Frog, The Pi Song and other funny songs for kids, teens and everyone.

Keyboards by Scott Martin.
Animated by Emman Lijesta.
Song by Bryant Oden. http://Songdrops.com

Lyrics to funny animated song The Chicken Song:
V1
Once there was a dog The dog it had a yard
The yard it had a chicken The chicken had a guard
The guard it had a leash The leash it had a dog
Oops this song is about as clear as fog

V2
Once there was a cat The cat it had a house
The house it had a chicken The chicken had a mouse
The mouse it had some cheese The cheese it had an ant
Oops don’t ASK me to tell you the POINT I can’t

V3
Once there was a horse The horse it had a ranch
The ranch it had a chicken The chicken had a branch
The branch it had a bloom The bloom it had a bee
Oops I forgot the rest of this story

V4
Once there was a cow The cow it had a barn
The barn it had a chicken The chicken had some yarn
The yarn it had a knot the knot it had some fuzz
Oops I forgot what the point of this song was

V5
Once there was a pig The pig it had a pen
The pen it had a chicken The chicken had a friend
The friend it had a tail The tail it had some fur
Oops I can’t remember where we were

V6
Once there was a skunk The skunk it had a smell
The smell it had a chicken Jump into a well
To try to get away from the stinky fog
Oops I remember I was talking about a dog

Related videos and songs: Chicken Dance, The Color Song, The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, Funny kids songs, cute children's videos, animal videos, funny animal videos for infants, toddlers, preschoolers, elementary school children, junior high, high school, college and all ages. Bryant Oden, Songdrops, funny songs, Parry Gripp, comedy videos. Other funny animation videos include The Duck Song and The Color Song. More funny animated videos for kids are on their way!

Funny Song: Once There Was A Dog

songdrops 2018-03-27 | New Funny Song: Once There Was a Dog. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden)

Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboards.

More funny songs for teens and kids on this channel and at Songdrops.com

Once There Was a Dog: Chords and lyrics:
V1
G C
Once there was a dog The dog it had a yard
C G D
The yard it had a chicken The chicken had a guard
G C
The guard it had a leash The leash it had a dog
G D G
Oops this song is about as clear as fog

V2
Once there was a cat The cat it had a house
The house it had a chicken The chicken had a mouse
The mouse it had some cheese The cheese it had an ant
Oops don’t ASK me to tell you the POINT I can’t

V3
Once there was a horse The horse it had a ranch
The ranch it had a chicken The chicken had a branch
The branch it had a bloom The bloom it had a bee
Oops I forgot the rest of this story

V4
Once there was a cow The cow it had a barn
The barn it had a chicken The chicken had some yarn
The yarn it had a knot the knot it had some fuzz
Oops I forgot what the point of this song was

V5
Once there was a pig The pig it had a pen
The pen it had a chicken The chicken had a friend
The friend it had a tail The tail it had some fur
Oops I can’t remember where we were

V6
Once there was a skunk The skunk it had a smell
The smell it had a chicken Jump into a well
To try to get away from the stinky fog
Oops I remember I was talking about a dog
Oops I remember I was talking about a dog

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Best Friends Song: Not Even For A Friend Like You

songdrops 2018-03-23 | Here's the latest funny Songdrops song: Not Even For a Friend Like You. A funny song for good friends and best friends, By Bryant Oden.

Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboards.

LYRICS:
We’ve been friends for a while
We’ve seen each other cry We’ve made each other smile
I’d do anything for you
Well keeping it real that’s not completely true.

If you’re hanging at home and you’re feeling alone
just pick up your phone, I’m on my way
If you’re feeling down knocked flat on the ground
and there’s no hope around, I’m on my way
If your phone goes splat in a toilet that is like a toxic vat
there’s no way

CHORUS:
Sorry there’s some things there’s just no way I’ll do
Not even for a friend like you

If you get a snake bite Where you sit and the site
needs the venom removed
I forgot to tell you, I recently moved.

If you get a call that leaves you in a free fall head banging a wall I’m on my way
If you get some good news, and now you could use a friend to share it just choose, I’m on my way
If you wake up in bed, a spider there on your head,
call an archer instead cuz there’s no way

CHORUS

If your sewer pipe breaks and your place is a lake
I’m one call not to make
I’ve already dealt with more of that than I can take

If you run out of gas on a big icy pass
and you need some help fast There’s no way
If you’re moving again and you need a friend to work – the-whole-weekend-- There’s no way
If a bad stomach bug takes out your new rug
and you feel like a hug, yeah There’s no way

CHORUS
CHORUS

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Funny Song: A Snail in a Hail Storm

songdrops 2018-02-25 | A Snail in a hail storm. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden)
Lyrics:

You hurt my heart like a snail in a hailstorm
A snail in a hail storm stuck in the mud
You hurt my heart like a snail in a hailstorm
You know I love you but I’m sick of your crud

And maybe one day the hail storm will pass
And I’ll be okay in the sunshine at last
Maybe one day all will be well
But til then I’m stuck with this hail shattered shell

Repeat V1

And maybe one day the sun will return
And heal all the hurt in my heart from ice burn
Maybe that day we’ll smile and hug
But a hail shattered shell makes a snail just a slug

Repeat V1
A hail shattered shell makes a snail just a slug

Related: Funny songs, songs for kids, snail songs, Bob the Snail, Songdrops, Bryant Oden, Duck Song, The Name of my Frog, Funny love songs, silly valentines day songs

A Better Way (Sharing this song after *another* school shooting)

songdrops 2018-02-16 | Like millions of people, I've been feeling waves of sadness and anger about yet another school shooting (Parkland). I expressed it today in this song, so I thought I'd share it. -Bryant

A Better Way. By Bryant Oden (Songdrops).

Lyrics:

Especially now I choose to believe
I choose to have hope for this world I see
I know together we can find a way
To make tomorrow a better day

Dark clouds will come (dark clouds will come)
And dark clouds will go (dark clouds will go)
Cold rains will fall [echo]
Cold winds will blow [echo]
But the shining Sun [echo] It’s here to stay
Let’s make tomorrow a better day

Just one little seed think what it can become
A mighty Forest standing tall in the sun
If we stand together They’ll hear what we say
Let’s make tomorrow a better day

Especially now I choose to believe
I choose to have hope for this world I see
I know together we can find a way
To make tomorrow a better day

Yes I know together we can find a way
To make tomorrow a better day
Let’s make Tomorrow a better day

A Little Night Time Song

songdrops 2017-07-29 | Here's a little night time song, from my video of 10 soothing, relaxing songs for bedtime or just relaxing, called Night Songs: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg
Song by Bryant Oden. Other Songdrops songs include The Duck Song, The Color Song, Tarantula's, Best Friends Forever, and many more.

LYRICS:
1 This is a little night time song
[no humming] It isn’t very long
It’s okay if it’s not your style
It will end in just a little while

2. This is a little night time song
[ewe ewe ewe ewe]
If you want to, hum along
[ewe ewe ewe ewe]
It's just a simple way to say
Tomorrow is a brand new day

3. This is a little night time song
[ewe ewe ewe ewe]
It’s okay if you yawn
[ewe ewe ewe ewe]
The sparkling stars
will shine all night for you
The gentle moon will be glowing too

Humming Interlude

4. This is a little night time song
[ewe ewe ewe ewe]
Now that it’s almost gone
[ewe ewe ewe ewe]
I wish for you sweet dreams
That’s really all this little nighttime song means

Funny Song: Miss Mary Brown

songdrops 2017-07-11 | Miss Mary Brown: A new funny song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).
Thanks as usual to Mr. Scott Martin for converting my simple guitar to such phenomenal piano work! This song came to me a few years ago, and I'm happy to have finally recorded it. I often have no idea where my songs come from. I pick up my guitar, start messing around, and sometimes the beginnings of a song comes out. My favorite songs I've written are usually ones that are both funny to me and also have some heart. For me this one is one of those. Thanks for listening!

V1
G C
One day I was walking down Ptarmigan trail
G D
I saw a vision so sweet I nearly turned pale
G C
She said good day my name’s miss Mary brown,
G D G
I knew then and there my true love I had found

V2
I just happened to see her the very day
Since I walked 5 miles out of my way
I said would you like to go to the town dance
She said yes I would so I’m going with Lance

CHORUS 1 [Same Chords]
Miss Mary Brown could turn any frown
into a grin that’s as big as the town
One day I hope she wears my wedding gown
I didn’t quite mean that how I made it sound

V3
I went to the dance and I saw her there
In a pretty blue dress and a bow in her hair
I walked right up to her and looked in her eyes
Not really, I wish, but my heart was too shy

V4
So I sat by the wall sipping my lemonade
She walked up and said why are you afraid?
To ask me to dance? Why not give it a go
So I said shall we dance Mary, and she said no

CHORUS 2
Miss Mary Brown could turn any frown
into a grin that’s as big as the town
One day I’ll kiss her, in her wedding gown
I still didn’t mean that how I made it sound

V5
I didn’t know what to do, I didn’t know what to say
I just sat there and watched her as she walked away
She went to some gent I guess it was Lance
He kissed her cheek and they danced a slow dance

V6
Then she came back and she sat next to me
She-said that was goodbye and now I am free
He had been hoping to be my man
But he’s not the one I want holding my hand

CHORUS 1
Miss Mary Brown could turn any frown
into a grin that’s as big as the town
One day I hope she wears my wedding gown
I didn’t quite mean that how I made it sound

CHORUS 2
Miss Mary Brown could turn any frown
into a grin that’s as big as the town
One day I’ll kiss her, in her wedding gown
I still didn’t mean that how I made it sound

CHORUS
2nd half of chorus:
One day I’ll kiss her, in her wedding gown
She turns my heart upside down my sweet Miss Mary Brown

Video topic: Funny songs, songs about the late 1800s, Funny old western songs, funny cowboy songs, songs from 1900, songs about the old west, songs about the prairie, square dancing, waltz, waltzing, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, funny songs, the color song, the duck song. funny songs for kids, children's music, funny songs for performing at school events and talent shows. Romantic songs, sweet love songs, funny love songs. cute songs. songs about romance in the old west. If our Love was an Outhouse.

Funny Song: The Summertime Song

songdrops 2017-06-23 | The Summertime Song- A new funny song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).
I wrote this song about 4 years ago, it just took a while to get around to recording it. I had fun writing it and I'm glad to get it done. Thanks for listening to my songs. -Bryant

Other funny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, The Long Word Song, The Fidget Spinner Song, Tarantulas and many more on this channel and at Songdrops.com.

Lyrics to The Summertime Song

Part 1
Summertime is one of my four favorite seasons
Except for the heat Except for the birdpoop
Except for the wasps Except for the flies
Except for the hail Except for the thunder
Except for the birdpoop Oops I mentioned that twice

Some people ridiculously say I’m too negative But I’m positive
There’s a lot that I don’t like about summertime
Part 2
Summertime is one of my four favorite seasons
Except for the sweat And don’t forget birdpoop
Except when my ice cream melts all over my hand
Except for birds singing before dawn about birdpoop
Except for annoying corner lemonade stands bum bum bum

Some people ridiculously say I’m too negative But I’m positive
There’s a lot that I don’t like about summertime
Part 3
Summertime is one of my four favorite seasons
Except for the moths That circle your light
Except for the skunks That skunk up the night
Except for mosquitos The way that they bite
Except for the birdpoop So runny and white

Some people ridiculously say I’m too negative But I’m positive
There’s a lot that I don’t like about summertime
Like sunburns And road work And stink bugs
And did I mention bird poop?
I think I mentioned bird poop
So no need to re-mention bird poop
As long as I’ve adequately conveyed my fairly strong
aversion to, dislike of and disdain for
bird poooooooooooooooooop

The Fidget Spinner Song

songdrops 2017-06-12 | I couldn't resist. (Even though I probably should have.)
The Fidget Spinner Song. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden).

LYRICS:
Please stop playing with your fidget spinner
It might make you feel like you’re a winner
But it just flew into my dinner
Please stop playing with your fidget spinner

V1B:
Everywhere that I go
It’s a funfilled free form fidget show
Soon this fidget fad will slow
Til then be strong please JUST SAY NO!

CHORUS:
It’s driving me driving me driving me driving me crazy
It’s driving me driving me driving me driving me crazy
It’s driving me driving me driving me driving me
Driving me driving me driving me driving me
Driving me driving me driving me driving me crazy

V2A:
I guess at first they were kinda cool
Til they took over the entire school
I think it’s time for a special rule
The minute that you spin it it’ll end up in the pool

V2B:
I’m starting to think some alien race
Sent them here from a far away place
Maybe that’s the way they take over planets
One mind at a time not mine but man it’s

CHORUS
CHORUS

Fathers Day Song/ Birthday Song: A Song For Dad

songdrops 2017-06-10 | A Song For Dad: A Father's Day Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). (Father's Day is June 18th in the U.S. and most countries). This is the new version of A Song For Dad, a Father's Day and birthday song for dads that I put on YouTube last year. Free instrumental karaoke track link below. This one isn't as slow, and has a little orchestration. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

Free Insrtumental Karaoke mp3 Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184824

(Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar playing into really beautiful piano work).

Lyrics to A Song For Dad:

You've always been here for me
From the very start
You've held me in your strong arms
You've held me in your heart

And I love you Dad

A Dad's life isn't easy
and it's not always fun
But I'd be lost without you
I'm so grateful for all you've done

And I love you Dad
I love you Dad

Sometimes I take for granted
The gift to me you are
I don't always show it
But in my heart you're never far

And I love you Dad
I love you Dad
I love you Dad
I love you Dad

Video topic: Father's Day songs, songs for Dad's birthday, sweet, touching beautiful songs for your mother, songs for kids and teens to play for their moms. Bryant Oden, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, Duck Song.

Fathers Day Song / Birthday Song: For Dad

songdrops 2017-05-27 | A new Father's Day song / Dad's birthday song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Free Karaoke / Instrumental version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184057 When I make a Mother's Day song or Father's Day song, I always get a lot of requests to make a version for the other parent, since everyone's family circumstances are different. So here is a Father's Day version of The song "For Mom", I posted last month.

Lyrics to For Dad:

V1a
G
Dad If it’s all right with you
C
Dad Here’s a little song for you
G
Dad It’s really just a new
D
…. Way to express

V1b
G
Dad Especially today
C
Dad This song is just a way
G
Dad Just a little way to say
D G
You’re the best

CHORUS:
C G
I know I don’t say it enough
C G
I’m really grateful for your love
C G
In your heart I hope know it’s true
C D
I’m really really thankful for you Dad
C D G
I’m really really thankful for you

V2a
Dad You do so many things
Dad To help me grow my wings
Dad Thanks for every thing
That you do

V2B
Dad So here’s the deal
Dad yeah here’s the real
Dad The real way I feel
I Love You

CHORUS

V3A
Dad You’re always there for me
Dad You always care for me
Dad You’re always fair to me
More or less

V3B
Dad I know every day
Dad You go out of your way
Dad To make sure I’m okay
You’re the best

CHORUS

Soon this song is ending
But I’m hoping that it’s sending
You a smile for a while
Cuz that’s all I’ve been intending

The point from the beginning
Of these rhymes that I’ve been spinning
Is to lead up to this ending:
In my heart you’re always trending

Chorus Chorus
2nd half of chorus

Video topic: Father's Day Songs, Songs for Dad, Color Song, Duck Song, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, Kids songs, children's music, funny songs for Father's Day, fun songs for school, school assembly songs

Mary Had a Little Lamb: Bedtime Song Version

songdrops 2017-05-17 | Bedtime version. By Bryant Oden (Songdrops). This is a bedtime song version of Mary Had A Little Lamb, from my video of 10 relaxing songs called "Night Songs". youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg . These songs feel soothing and relaxing to me when I play them now and then so I recorded them recently. This bedtime version of Mary Had a Little Lamb has the traditional lyrics but an original melody.

Video topic: Songs for sleeping, Bedtime Songs, relaxing songs, soothing music, children's music, kids songs, Bryant Oden, The Color Song, Duck Song, Nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme songs, lullabies

Mothers Day Song #3: A Song For Mom.

songdrops 2017-05-06 | A Song For Mom: A Mother's Day song/Birthday song for Mom, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Happy Mother's Day! Free Instumental Karaoke mp3 Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184824

Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden:
1. The Mother's Day Song: youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU
2. For Mom: youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i8
3. Mom's Song: youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo
4. A Song for Mom: youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s
5. A Mother's Love: youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9s

(Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar playing into really beautiful piano work).

Lyrics to A Song For Mom:

You've always been here for me
From the very start
You've held me in your strong arms
You've held me in your heart

And I love you Mom

A mom's life isn't easy
and it's not always fun
But I'd be lost without you
I'm so grateful for all you've done

And I love you Mom
I love you Mom

Sometimes I take for granted
The gift to me you are
I don't always show it
But in my heart you're never far

And I love you Mom
I love you Mom
I love you Mom
I love you Mom

Video topic: Mother's Day songs, songs for Mom's birthday, sweet, touching beautiful songs for your mother, songs for kids and teens to play for their moms. Bryant Oden, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, Duck Song.

Mothers Day Song #2 : For Mom!

songdrops 2017-04-27 | A Mother's Day song / Mom's birthday song. By Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Mother's Day 2018 is May 13th in the U.S and most other countries. Free Karaoke instrumental version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184057 Thanks as always to musician extraordinaire, Scott Martin, for the excellent keyboard work!

Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden:
1. The Mother's Day Song: youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU
2. For Mom: youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i8
3. Mom's Song: youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo
4. A Song for Mom: youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s
5. A Mother's Love: youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9s

Lyrics to "For Mom!":

V1a
G
Mom If it’s all right with you
C
Mom Here’s a little song for you
G
Mom It’s really just a new
D
…. Way to express

V1b
G
Mom Especially today
C
Mom This song is just a way
G
Mom Just a little way to say
D G
You’re the best

CHORUS:
C G
I know I don’t say it enough
C G
I’m really grateful for your love
C G
In your heart I hope know it’s true
C D
I’m really really thankful for you Mom
C D G
I’m really really thankful for you

V2a
Mom You do so many things
Mom To help me grow my wings
Mom Thanks for every thing
That you do

V2B
Mom So here’s the deal
Mom yeah here’s the real
Mom The real way I feel
I Love You

CHORUS

V3A
Mom You’re always there for me
Mom You always care for me
Mom You’re always fair to me
More or less

V3B
Mom I know every day
Mom You go out of your way
Mom To make sure I’m okay
You’re the best

CHORUS

Soon this song is ending
But I’m hoping that it’s sending
You a smile for a while
Cuz that’s all I’ve been intending

The point from the beginning
Of these rhymes that I’ve been spinning
Is to lead up to this ending:
In my heart you’re always trending

Chorus Chorus
2nd half of chorus

Video topic: Mother's Day songs for kids, happy songs for Mother's Day and Mom's birthday.

The Teacher Song (Male Teacher Version)

songdrops 2017-04-17 | Funny Teacher Song. *** This is the male teacher version of The Teacher Song posted yesterday. Here's the link to the female teacher version: youtu.be/OetOudhCBpU. ***

The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like It) is a funny thank you song for teachers, by Bryant Oden.

Also by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Pi Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, I Got a Pea, and nearly 200 other funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com

Lyrics to The Teacher Song (Male Teacher Version):

G C G
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
G C D
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
C D G Em
He seems a little grumpy today but I like him anyway
G D G
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared

CHORUS:
C D G
But I’m really glad she’s my teacher
C D G
I know it’s not easy, it takes a lot of patience and care
C D G Em
Yes I’m really glad she’s my teacher
C D G
Where would I be without her there
V2
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair
She seems a little grumpy today but I like her anyway
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chair

CHORUS

V3
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
She seems a little grumpy today but I like his anyway
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes

Bridge:

My teacher didn’t like it when I sharpened every one
Of my thirty new pencils though it was kind of fun

My teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speech
I wonder why now he keeps his soda out of reach

My teacher didn’t like it when I sneezed on his lunch
I wonder why he didn’t really eat a whole bunch

Or when I gave him an apple then asked her to pay
I wonder why he said he really needs a vacay tion

CHORUS + Repeat 2nd half of chorus

The Teacher Song (Female teacher version)

songdrops 2017-04-16 | The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like It) is a funny song for teachers, by Bryant Oden.
*** This is the female teacher version. Here's the version for male teachers: youtu.be/bbBCDvCQwBc ***
Free download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3192565
Free download for the instrumental karaoke version:
http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3192766
Also by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Pi Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, I Got a Pea, and nearly 200 other funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com

Lyrics and chords to The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like it)

G C G
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
G C D
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared
C D G Em
She seems a little grumpy today but I like her anyway
G D G
My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared

CHORUS:
C D G
But I’m really glad she’s my teacher
C D G
I know it’s not easy, it takes a lot of patience and care
C D G Em
Yes I’m really glad she’s my teacher
C D G
Where would I be without her there

V2
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on her chair
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on her chair
She seems a little grumpy today but I like her anyway
My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on her chair

CHORUS

V3
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes
She seems a little grumpy today but I like her anyway
My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakes

Bridge

My teacher didn't like it when I sharpened every one
Of my thirty new pencils though it was kind of fun

My teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speech
I wonder why now she keeps her soda out of reach

My teacher didn't like it when I sneezed on her lunch
I wonder why she didn’t really eat a whole bunch

Or when I gave her an apple then asked her to pay
I wonder why she said she really needs a vacay tion

CHORUS + Repeat 2nd half of chorus

Night Songs: Soothing Songs for Bedtime or Relaxing

songdrops 2017-03-31 | Hey everyone. So I'm known more for my funny songs, like The Duck Song, The Color Song, or I Got a Pea, but I also like to play some of my softer night time songs or bed time songs sometimes. I've never recorded most of those, so in this video I just wanted to share some of them with you. To me they feel settling and soothing and relaxing to play, so maybe they'll feel that way to you if you listen to a few of them, whether you are going to bed, or just relaxing for a while. As always, thanks for listening. ~Bryant

10 Night Songs, or bedtime songs, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).

Song list and links:
1. Night Song: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=31
2. May the Moonlight: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=327
3. A Little Nighttime Song: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=519
4. Dream Star: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=770
5. The Humming Song: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=929
6. Like A Sunrise: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=1054
7.' Til the Light of Dawn: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=1314
8. Mary (Night version): youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=1468
9. Wish upon a Star Tonight: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=1666
10. Golden (Just The Way You Are): youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=1795

Video topic: Songs to relax when feeling stressed, Bedtime songs, relaxing, soothing, settling songs for kids, teens and adults. Night songs, Soft, quiet, songs for falling asleep. Children's bedtime songs and lullabies. Bed time videos for children, kids and teens. Songs to help you relax and fall asleep.

Pi Song: Expert Level. The Pi Song with 100 Digits

songdrops 2017-03-12 | Thanks for a million views of The Pi Song! Since I've had a lot of requests, this new extended expert level version of The Pi Song has 100 digits of Pi after the decimal point. Good luck!

The Pi Song (Extended Expert Version) by Bryant Oden. A funny song from Songdrops to help you learn and memorize Pi.
Original Pi Song: youtu.be/AtgfsRH3H3U

Lyrics to The Pi Song: Expert Level Version

V1
They said would you like some pi
I said yes I would
I forgot they majored in math
I would undo it if I could
They said:
3.14159 2653589 7932384 626433

V2
They said would you like some more
I said that's okay
I don't really need to know
But they went on any way
They said
83 27 95 02 88 41 97 169

V3
I said gee I'm running late
sorry I can't stay
They said that works out just fine
Then walked with me the whole way
They said
39 93 75 then 10 58 20 97 49

V4
I said please just make it stop
Make it stop right now
I can’t take it anymore
They said you’ll find a way somehow
They said
44 59 23 07 81 64 06 286

V5
So I put some ear plugs in and I ran away
They ran ahead with a big sign These were the numbers on display
It said:
208 998 628 034 825 342 117 0679

Related: Math songs, number songs, mathematics and science songs, songs for learning math and numbers for kids, funny school songs, Dihydrogen Monoxide song, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, fun Educational Songs for children kids and teens. Songs for learning calculus, trigonometry, algebra, pi day.

Funny Song: Love Quadrangle

songdrops 2017-02-25 | Love Quadrangle. A new funny song by Bryant Oden. (Songdrops).
And you thought a love triangle was complicated?

Love Quadrangle: Chords and Lyrics:

Pass 1 A
G C G
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me

Pass 1 B
C G C G
It’s an impossible situation Filling us all with a lot of frustration
C G C D
It doesn’t add up this sad equation No solution known
C G D G D G
1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four all alone

Pass 1 C
D D
We can’t untangle This love quadrangle
We can’t untangle This love quadrangle

Pass 2 A
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me

Pass 2 B
What are the odds Yeah what are the chances
Everybody’s always stealing glances
It’s no fun when we go to dances
We’ve all had enough
1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four without love

Pass 2 C
We can’t untangle This love quadrangle
We can’t untangle This love quadrangle

Pass 3 A
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me

Pass 3 B
There's no way out there's no solution It’s filling us all with a lot of confusion
How can there be a happy conclusion We don’t know how to cope
1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four without hope

Pass 3 C
We can’t untangle This love quadrangle
We can’t untangle This love quadrangle

Pass 4 A
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me
The girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes me

Pass 4 B
It’s so dumb yeah It’s so stupid
This whole thing’s so convoluted
It’s not funny just stop it cupid
It’s causing so much stress
1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is one big mess

Repeat Pass 1 B
It’s an impossible situation Filling us all with a lot of frustration
It doesn’t add up this sad equation No solution known
1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four all alone
1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four all alone

Related videos: Math songs, funny algebra songs, funny love songs, love triangle, funny sad love story, funny songs for kids and teens, children's music, Pi Song, the Pi song, 3.14, high school love, heart break.

Funny Song: No One Ever Needs To Pee in Movies

songdrops 2016-10-06 | This song idea came to me while watching a movie about a month ago. I thought it was a funny song idea, so I finished writing it that night and posted a video of me recording it the next day. This is a sped up version of that recording, higher speed like most Songdrops songs are. The original video is unlisted, but you can still watch it at this link if you want to compare how a song sounds when i record it compared to when I speed it up: youtube.com/watch?v=Xgc_yXhduVE

Chords and Lyrics to No One Ever Needs To Pee in Movies
By Bryant Oden (Songdrops)
Verse 1a
G No one ever needs to pee in movies
C Don’t you think that’s a little strange
G No one ever needs to pee in movies
D You almost never see someone in bladder pain

V1b
Not even when their getting set for bedtime
Not even when they wake up after dawn
No one ever needs to pee in movies
Makes you wonder what exactly’s going on

V2a
No one ever needs to pee in movies Something just doesn’t ring true
No one ever needs to pee in movies And don’t even get me started on number 2

V2b Not even when they stop after a long drive
Not even when they’re drinking in a bar
No one ever needs to pee in movies
And they never have to tune an old guitar

V3a Due due due due due due Due due due due due due
Due due due due due due Don’t even get me started on number 2

V3b
Not even when a couple’s walking all night in a romantic city hand in hand
No one ever needs to pee in movies Urine trouble if you try to understand

V4a
No one ever needs to pee in movies
You almost never hear a toilet flush
No one ever needs to pee in movies
And their hair is always perfect though they never use a brush

V4b
Not even when a superhero’s fighting
The bad guys all day long
No one ever needs to pee in movies
We can change it if we spread this little song
No one ever needs to pee in movies
We can change it if we spread this little song

Other funny songs for teens, kids and children by Songdrops include The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas and more funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com

The Pokemon Go Song

songdrops 2016-07-16 | All lyrics written this week after a lot of hard lyric writing. Better Songdrops songs than this one include: The Duck Song 1, 2 and 3, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, The Color Song, and more, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com

Funny Song: The Cat Song

songdrops 2016-07-16 | Hey everyone. I love cats. Here's a song based on the cats I've had. The Cat Song: A funny song about cats by Bryant Oden (Songdrops.)
Free Karaoke Instrumental Backing Tracks Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3176299

Other funny songs for kids and teens by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Striper the Kitty, Cocoa the Kitten, and more funny songs for kids/children, teens and everyone, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the excellent keyboard work.

Lyrics to The Cat Song:

Cats
They're the sweetest
They're the meanest
That's just the way it goes
Meow meow meow meow

Cats they're the cutest
Cats theyre the rudest
That's really all you need to know

You let them out and they want back in
So you let them in then they want back out
Again and again and again and again
It makes you want to shout

Cats
They chase lasers
Cats
Their claws are razors
That's just the way it goes
Meow meow meow meow

Cats
They like warm places
Cats
They scratch our faces
That's really all you need to know

Dogs believe in loyalty
Cats believe in royalty
Dogs know you are their best friend
Cats know you live to serve them

Cats
Cats
That's really all you need to know

Cats
They like play fighting
Cats
They like real biting
That's just the way it goes
Meow meow meow meow

Cats
They give you kisses
Cats
They eat gold fishes
That's really all you need to know

You let them out and they want back in
So you let them in then they want back out
Again and again and again and again
It makes you want to shout

Cats
They bring dead presents
Cats
They think we're peasants
That's just the way it goes
Meow meow meow meow

Cats
they act above us
Cats
But deep down they love us
That's really all you need to know
That's really all you need to know

Video Tags/Topic/Related videos:
The Mean Kitty Song, Kittens, cat videos, cute cats, funny cat videos, cute pet songs, funny dog songs, dog videos, funny songs and videos about kittens and cats, Three Little Kittens, The Cat Came Back, Cat and Mouse, Itchy and Scratchy, Tom and Jerry Cartoons, Babe, 9 lives movie, nine lives movie, funny kitten and cat songs

More funny songs for children/kids, teens and everyone are on this kids songs channel and at Songdrops.com.

A Song For Dad (Original Version). A Fathers Day/Birthday Song for Dads

songdrops 2016-06-14 | A Song For Dad, for Father's Day or Dad's birthday. This is the original, slower version of the song. There's now a NEW faster, orchestrated version: youtube.com/watch?v=v34AMLYNZa0

June 13, 2016: This song came to me a few days ago, and I wanted to get it recorded in time for people to check it out before Father's Day, in case some of you want to share it with your dad. ~Bryant

Lyrics and chords to: A Song For Dad, by Bryant Oden:
(Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar picking into really beautiful piano work!)

G C
You've always been here for me
G C
From the very start
G C
You've held me in your strong arms
G C
You've held me in your heart
DCG
And I love you Dad

A dad's life isn't easy
and it's not always fun
But I'd be lost without you
I'm so grateful for all you've done

And I love you Dad
I love you Dad

Sometimes I've taken for granted
The gift to me you are
But even when life's busy
In my heart you're never far

And I love you Dad
I love you Dad
I love you Dad
I love you Dad

I picked up my guitar Thursday morning, and this tribute song for dads started coming out. I didn't plan it and wasn't trying to write a good heartfelt Father's Day song. My favorite songs, of mine, are usually the ones that just spontaneously show up, with a lot of Heart. Thanks for listening.

Fathers Day song: Hey Dad!

songdrops 2016-05-23 | Hey Dad! A song for dads for Father's Day or birthdays. By Bryant Oden. Free instrumental guitar for the Father's Day song Hey Dad: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3139372

Chords and Lyrics:
(2nd Fret or whatever works for your voice)
G Em C D
Hey Dad Do you have a minute for me to say
I’m glad you’re my dad, and especially today
C D G Em
I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you do
C D G D
I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you

I know that you show How much you love me in a thousand ways
I know you help me grow a little more each day
I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you do
I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you [hold G]

I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you do
I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you
I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you

Father's Day songs for children | Songs for kids to sing on Father's Day

Bedtime Story for kids of all ages: The Ring Thing

songdrops 2016-04-20 | From Bryant Oden, the writer and singer of The Duck Song trilogy, and many other popular kids songs with over 450 million YouTube views, comes a narrated, illustrated story for the classroom, bedtime, a rainy day, or anytime, The Ring Thing.

"Long ago, I found something unbelievable. I've never told anyone what I found, or what amazing thing it did. Until now. Are you SURE you want to know?"

The Ring Thing is a 30 minute illustrated video book aventure for kids of all ages. (http://Songdrops.com).
Illustrated by Alexander Woodward

Introduction to the narrated illustrated children's story, The Ring Thing:

Let me begin by making it clear
Every word’s true, that you’re going to hear
Way back when it happened, I made a vow
To keep it a secret. And I have until now

But it finally feels like this is the time
To share with the world this strange tale of mine
Be warned, once you’ve heard it, that can’t be undone
So if you dare, here’s Chapter One

CHAPTER 1
What happened that day might be hard to believe
But I have no reason to try to deceive
So take this as fact or take it as fiction
That’s up to you My only mission

Is to tell you my story, if you want to hear it
It’s not really scary, no reason to fear it
But I’ll warn you now, that I can’t guarantee
It won’t happen to you, what happened to me

Before I change my mind, I guess I should start
To open this secret I’ve held in my heart
But how should I start? Where to begin
I guess that it’s best if I just jump right in...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Ring Thing is an illustrated narrated video book for kids by Bryant Oden. Funny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops) include The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, The Color Song, Paula the Koala, The Tarantula Song, Best Friends Forever, and many more funny songs for kids and teens.

Related: Oh The places You'll Go, The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, Dr. Seuss, The Little Prince, Charlotte's Web, James and The Giant Peach, Bedtime stories for kids, children and teens, Youtube bedtime adventure stories, children's books on video, narrated children's stories, stories for kids, Harry Potter, wizards, magic, superhero comics, Superman, Spiderman, The Hulk, Iron Man, stories about magic for kids, Superhero stories, superheroes, stories to help you fall asleep, classroom narrated stories

A Song for a Friend: For anyone having a tough time.

songdrops 2016-04-11 | This little song came to me last night, and I just felt like sharing it today. It goes out to anyone who's having some difficulty or pain or a hard time right now. ~Bryant

Lyrics To Song for a Friend, by Bryant Oden

If I could sing your pain away
I'd sing the whole night through
And I'd sing on until the dawn
shined on the song in you

And I'd sing a song of healing
And I'd sing a song of grace
And I'd sing a song of feeling
the sunrise on your face

If I could sing your pain away
I'd sing the whole night through
And I'd sing on until the dawn
shined on the song in you

Funny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Color Song, The Long Word Song, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas, Best Friends Forever, and more.
Tags: Songs of support, songs for friends, songs for people having a hard time. Songs for depression. Songs for a rough time. A song to send a friend in grief.

Mothers Day Song #5: A Mothers Love

songdrops 2016-03-03 | A Mother's Day song for moms: A Mother's Love, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).

Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden:
1. The Mother's Day Song: youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU
2. For Mom: youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i8
3. Mom's Song: youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo
4. A Song for Mom: youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s
5. A Mother's Love: youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9s

Other Songdrops songs: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Color Song, and many more, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com.

Lyrics to the Mother's Day song: A Mother's Love.

All the times you’ve been there for me When the waves got rough

All the times you’ve taken care of me Where would I be without your love?

CHORUS:

A mother’s love is like the sunshine Giving you the light and warmth to grow
A mother’s love is like the moon light Even in the coldest night she loves you so

V2
I know I’ve taken you for granted
And I haven’t always made the time to talk
But all the loving seeds you’ve planted Have turned to trees along this path I walk

CHORUS 2:
A mother’s love is like the sunshine Giving you the light and warmth to grow
A mother’s love is like the moon light Even in the coldest night she loves you so
Even in the coldest night she loves you so

V3
Ohhh ohhh Time keeps moving Now we spend more time a part
Ohhh Ohhh I'm grateful for you You’re forever in my heart
Ohhh Ohhh I'm grateful for you
You’re forever in my heart

CHORUS 3:
A mother’s love is like the sunshine Giving you the light and warmth to grow
A mother’s love is like the moon light Even in the coldest night she loves you so
Mom I thank you for your light I love you so

Funny Valentines Day Love Song: Cupid Calling (The Yellow in My Mountain Dew)

songdrops 2016-02-10 | I wrote this funny little love song this weekend and decided to put up a quick recording of it before Valentine's Day.
Cupid's Calling (The Yellow in My Mountain Dew. A funny Songdrops song by Bryant oden Other Songdrops songs: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, The Homework Song, Paula the Koala, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, and many more, on this channel and at Songdrops.com

Lyrics:
Cupid’s Calling (The Yellow in My Mountain Dew)
Capo 9th fret. GCDCG all through.

V1
You are the milk in my captain crunch
You are the twinkee in my packed lunch
The blueberry syrup on my pancake
The gravy on top of my chicken fried steak

½ CHORUS:
Help me I'm falling Help me I’m falling
Throw me my phone cuz I think Cupid’s calling Yeah

V2
You are the butter on my raisin toast
You are the carrots in my pot roast
You are the nutmeg in my hot chai
You’re the ice cream on my hot apple pie

FULL CHORUS:
Help me I'm falling Help me I’m falling
Throw me my phone cuz I think Cupid’s calling
I’m done with this hiding I’m done with this stalling
I’ll shout it out loud now stand back cuz I’m falling for you
You’re the pop in my popcorn The yellow in my mountain dew

V3
You are the ketchup on my onion rings
The barbeque sauce on my chicken wings
You are the sizzle in my pop rocks
You are the prize in my cereal box

The cheese in my nachos The crunch in my Cheetos
The chili con queso on top of my fritos
The salt on my pretzel The crisp in my bacon
The cherry on top of my chocolate milkshake and
I’m sorry I’m hungry my stomach’s been hurting
I’m crushing so much it’s a touch disconcerting
My mind just keeps racing my body is aching
My heart’s almost breaking it’s burning and blazing
I hope you don’t mind all the food that I’m naming
It’s all just to say that I think you’re amazing

Puppy Love: A song about taking home a puppy

songdrops 2016-02-07 | Puppy Love is a cute, sweet little song that came to me last night, and I decided to do a quick recording of it today and share it.

Puppy Love, A Songdrops song by Bryant Oden

This song is about when you choose a puppy and a puppy chooses you. :) If you've ever chosen a kitten or a puppy or any pet, to come live with you and be your dog or cat for the rest of their lives, you might relate to this song.

LYRICS to the song, Puppy Love, a happy, sweet song for kids, teens and all ages.

Chords to most Songdrops songs are on each song's page at Songdrops.com. But I'm a little behind with newer songs. Since someone asked, here are the chords for this song. I recorded it using Capo 2nd Fret, and then sped up the song after recording which makes it higher than how I recorded it. So use a capo if and where it's needed for your range.) CHORDS: GCDG
I met you on a Monday and we shared a smile
We took some time on Tuesday, to sit and talk a while
I went to see you Wednesday, I couldn’t look away
For three fun hours Thursday you brightened up my day

Finally on Friday I looked into your eyes
I said I hope you’re ready for a big surprise
I have loved our visits, but I think I’ve seen enough
I said you see it’s clear to me You’re the one I want to love
Would you like to spend the rest of your life with me
Give-me a sign-that you’ll be mine-if you agree

CDG EM
You kissed me on my cheek and then you danced around
You wagged your happy tail and made a happy sound
I knew then and there just what I had found
Then you went home with me
The rest is history

Funny Song: The Day You Told me Your Name

songdrops 2016-02-04 | Funny Valentine's Day/Love song song: The Day You Told Me Your Name- by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). A funny love song for Valentine's Day or any day. Can YOU keep up?

Other popular funny songs for kids, teens and adults by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, Paul the Koala, The Homework Song, The Color Song, The Long Word Song, and some funny love songs for Valentine's Day on this channel and at Songdrops.com.

CHORDS AND LYRICS to the funny Valentine's Day song, The Day You Told Me Your Name:
The Day You Told me Your Name phone Voice 1119 has updated + end.

V1: [INTRO: CDG I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name]
D
I call you my:
G
Baby, honey, sugar, bunny
C
Sweetie Snicker doodle Baby Doll cuddle poodle
D C
Sweet cheeks Angel eyes Pooh Bear cutie pie
G
Cuddle Muffin Twinkle toes Honey bunny Tootsie roll
C D G EM
They all mean the same They just mean
C D G
I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name
D
So I call you my:

V2: (Faster) I call you my:
Sweet Heart Sweetie pie, Honey bunch , Butterfly
Pumpkin, Sweet Potato, honey pot, hot tomato
Sunbeam Sugar peeee Buttercup bumble bee
Love bird Sunshine Superfine Angel Mine
They all mean the same They just mean
I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name

V3: (Faster) I call you my:
Dream boat dumpling dear heart darling
Honey Bear Sweet pea, Sugar plum Honey bee
Baby cakes Sugar pie ap-ple of my eye
Snuggle Bunny Honey Dew just to name a few
They all mean the same They just mean
I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name

V4: (Faster) I call you my:
Sweet Peach hot stuff Angel my love
Gum drop pancake Honey Bun cupcake
Sugar Lips Huggle Bear Honey Suckle I don’t care
Puppy Wuppy Awesome possum Snugglicious Cuddle blossom
They all mean the same They just mean
I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name
I wish I had heard you the day you told me your name

V4 Same til ending:
C D G EM
I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name
C D G D [hold]
Yes I wish I had heard you the day you told me your name

[Hold D]
But I didn’t so here we go I call you my
[Now only the BOLD of all 4 verses]

END of V4:
C D G EM
They all mean the same They just mean
C D G
I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name
No I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name
Ending quick instrumental: GGCCGDG

The Minecraft Song

songdrops 2016-02-04 | The Minecraft Song. Another Songdrops song by Bryant Oden
Other funny songs by Songdrops: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, The Color Song, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas, The Homework Song, The Long Word Song, and many more funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com

LYRICS:
I laughed at Minecraft Til I played the game
Try not to judge me, please try not to blame
Now that I’ve played it, I can’t get enough
I laughed at Minecraft but now I’m in love

Verse 2:
If you have played it then you understand
Then you know why I am such a big fan
If you think it’s pointless I once felt the same
I laughed at Minecraft til I played the game

Now that I’ve played it, I can’t get enough
I laughed at Minecraft but now I’m in love
I laughed at Minecraft but now I’m in love

Christmas Song: On a Silent Night

songdrops 2015-12-10 | Most of the 150 or so Songdrops songs on this channel are meant to be fun or funny, but once in a while I post one that's more of a heart song. I know the old classics can't be improved on, but when this song came to me, I felt like I wanted to record it.

Much thanks to Scott Martin, as usual, for the great job with the instruments.

Lyrics:
Silent night
Holy night
All is calm all is bright
Silent night

There’s a song in the air
There’s a star in the sky
There’s a mother’s deep prayer
And a baby’s low cry

What child is this
What child is this Pa rum pu pum pum
What child is this
Me and my drum

Joy to the world Joy to the world
Joy to the world Joy to the world

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm all is bright
Silent night
Silent night

Funny Christmas Song: Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

songdrops 2015-12-03 | A new funny song for Christmas by Bryant Oden

LYRICS:

Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V1
He’s Santa’s furry friend
He saved Santa from a sad end
If you don’t know yet just how they met
Then it’s a good time to begin
If you’ve heard the story listen once again
V2
They met a long time ago -When Santa’s
When Santa’s sleigh got stuck in the snow
The reindeer couldn’t lift it and they couldn’t even shift it
It was getting late and Santa had to go
To spread the Christmas glow
V3
Then he saw Skunkles by a tree
A little skunk as cute as could be
He said hey there furry friend with the not so fragrant end
I think you might be the key
That can help my sleigh break free

CHORUS 1:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He rides on the sleigh and tries not to spray
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V4
Skunkles said what can I do?
It would be an honor to help you
Santa said well I think your smell
Might give the deer something new
To break free from the heavy snow glue
V5
Skunkles said I’ll do my best
Though it will be a difficult test
He walked to the sled, so bright and red –And-
And-said Santa may I suggest
That you hold your breath and give your nose a rest

CHORUS 2:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He’s Santa’s co pilot though he never gets to fly it
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

V6
Santa gave the a-okay
So he sprayed a big spray by the sleigh
The reindeer found the power to escape the sour flower
Now they could get on their way
Santa said how can I repay?

V7
Skunkles looked a little bit sad He- said
He said this was the best night I ever had
I’m kind of all alone and don’t really have a home
But tonight I helped Santa, not bad
Santa said come with us little lad

CHORUS 3:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Now he has a home and he never feels alone
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

CHORUS 4:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He wears a Santa hat just picture that
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

Cute Romantic Christmas song: Snowflake Kisses

songdrops 2015-12-02 | Snowflake Kisses (Walking Through the Christmas Snow With You) A new Songdrops Christmas song by Bryant Oden.

LYRICS:

A Snowflake lands on your hair Then falls on your nose
You don’t seem to care And away it blows
You make a snow angel Now I see two
Walking through the Christmas snow with you

Feels like everything just has more light
Look around, this whole town It sure is shining bright

I kiss you on the cheek You smile and kiss mine
My heart it skips a beat But trust me I’m just fine
You make a snow angel Now I see two
Walking through the Christmas snow with you

Feels like everyone’s just smiling more
I realize I shouldn’t be suprised That’s one thing this season’s for

Snowflake kisses may your Christmas wishes
All come true
Mine was just to be right here with you

Feels like the whole sky’s just glowing with Joy
Christmas bells and Christmas smells, Christmas carols and Christmas toys

You reach into your coat
And put something in my hand
An hou-er glass with a note
Cherish every grain of sand
You make a snow angel Now I see two
Walking through the Christmas snow with you

Snowflake kisses may your Christmas wishes
All come true
Mine was just to be right here with you

Walking through the Christmas snow
Walking through the Christmas snow
Walking through the Christmas snow with you

The Color Song: A Funny Song for Kids and Teens

songdrops 2015-11-29 | The Color Song. This is an animated video of the popular funny song for kids, teens and all ages, The Color Song. Can YOU guess the right colors? (Answers below!). Animation by Mooms. His website: www.mooms.nl www.facebook.com/moomsanimation . Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).

One day I set a goal for myself to write a song in 10 minutes. I got out a box of crayons and put them on the floor. I started writing rapid fire rhymes about all the crayons I saw down in front of me. Then I recorded it. It was a fun exercise in quick song writing. :)

Much thanks to MOOMS for the fun animation of this funny song. He asked if he could make an animated video of my song, and I said sure. I liked it, and asked him if I could post it on my channel, and he kindly said yes. Some of you mentioned the style is similar to Dumb Ways To Die, a song I hadn't heard of. He said he is expanding his animation skills and deliberately tried to make a video matching that style. I think it's a fun video, and I really appreciate him letting me post it on my channel. His website: www.mooms.nl www.facebook.com/moomsanimation More funny songs at http://Songdrops.com

Thanks so much for millions of views of this animated video of the funny song The Color Song, and also over a million views for the original word video of the song! More funny songs for all ages at Songdrops.com

Here's the answers in case you got stuck...

This is The Color Song, come on and sing along. Even if you sing it wrong, sing it loud and sing it strong. At the end of every line say the color that could rhyme. There's a few you might not know. It gets harder as you go:

1. blue
2. green
3. red
4. orange
5. white
6. yellow
7. purple
8. orange
9. brown
10. black
11. gray
12. orange
13. pink
14. gold
15. silver
16. orange
17. tan
18. violet
19. teal
20 orange

Other popular funny Songdrops songs by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, Bob the Snail, Paula the Koala, Best Friends Forever, Tarantula Song, and more, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com Fun songs, funny songs for kids, teens and general audiences.

Funny Christmas Song: Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

songdrops 2015-11-20 | Skunkles the Christmas Skunk: A new funny Christmas song by Bryant Oden

LYRICS:

Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V1
He’s Santa’s furry friend
He saved Santa from a sad end
If you don’t know yet just how they met
Then it’s a good time to begin
If you’ve heard the story listen once again
V2
They met a long time ago -When Santa’s
When Santa’s sleigh got stuck in the snow
The reindeer couldn’t lift it and they couldn’t even shift it
It was getting late and Santa had to go
To spread the Christmas glow
V3
Then he saw Skunkles by a tree
A little skunk as cute as could be
He said hey there furry friend with the not so fragrant end
I think you might be the key
That can help my sleigh break free

CHORUS 1:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He rides on the sleigh and tries not to spray
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
V4
Skunkles said what can I do?
It would be an honor to help you
Santa said well I think your smell
Might give the deer something new
To break free from the heavy snow glue
V5
Skunkles said I’ll do my best
Though it will be a difficult test
He walked to the sled, so bright and red –And-
And-said Santa may I suggest
That you hold your breath and give your nose a rest

CHORUS 2:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He’s Santa’s co pilot though he never gets to fly it
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

V6
Santa gave the a-okay
So he sprayed a big spray by the sleigh
The reindeer found the power to escape the sour flower
Now they could get on their way
Santa said how can I repay?

V7
Skunkles looked a little bit sad He- said
He said this was the best night I ever had
I’m kind of all alone and don’t really have a home
But tonight I helped Santa, not bad
Santa said come with us little lad

CHORUS 3:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Now he has a home and he never feels alone
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

CHORUS 4:
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
He wears a Santa hat just picture that
Without him Santa would’ve been sunk
He’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk

A Christmas Song/ Winter concert song for childrens performances: Every Glowing Candle.

songdrops 2015-11-11 | A song for children's choirs, by Bryant Oden

If you are interested in using this song for a concert or performance, for Christmas or Holiday or winter concerts, or other times, you are welcome to use it for local/community/church/school type performances. Here's a link to the free instrumental backing track version download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3045264

LYRICS:
V1
The days can be dark and the nights can be long
The cold can be harsh and the wind can be strong
One little can-dle might not make much light
But many together can warm the coldest night

CHORUS
Every glowing candle can help the season shine
Every glowing candle Let’s start with yours and mine

V2
Sometimes in life winter is too much
Sometimes in life we need a heart touch
Sometimes we find others they need us
We can glow and let light shine through us
CHORUS
CHORUS
Let’s start with yours and mine

The Nursery Rhyme Song. A New Funny Twist on old Nursery Rhymes

songdrops 2015-11-05 | FUNNY SONG: The Not Exactly Nursery Rhyme Song: All the most famous nursery rhymes, but with a funny twist.
This funny song is a collection of the best and most popular nursery rhymes, with a twist. Another funny Songdrops song by Bryant Oden.

Other funny songs for kids by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, and many more. More funny songs for kids and everyone on this channel and at Songdrops.com. Coming soon for younger kids, A few songs to help you learn shapes: for kids who like The Shape Song, learn shapes by kids TV, and other songs to learn colors and shapes.

(Recognize the music? It's from another Songdrops song: The Tarantula Song.

LYRICS to the funny song, The (Not Exactly) Nursery Rhyme Song:
1.
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
So did the cat and that was that
Til the mouse put it in a headlock
2.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
At-the-top was her Dad
who seemed pretty mad and said
Jack stay away from my daughter!
3.
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them
Hey there they are Driving off in her car
And the sheep dogs are driving behind them
4.
Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick
But if you don’t jump a little higher
Don’t blame the flame if your pants are on fire
5.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
I don’t know what that means
Along came a spider who sat down beside her
Is it true there’s a fly in most jeans?
6.
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
But he had to piddle right in the middle
And now the poor moon is in ruin
7.
Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone
She slipped on a crack Landed flat on her back
And sadly broke 3 of her own
8.
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
3 bags full! That’s quite a lot!
They’re just tea bags so really not
9.
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight
Oops I’m wrong, that isn’t in space
It’s my pet fire fly right in front of my face
10.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Just-in-case that’s helpful to you
But keep in mind if you look you’ll find
Half-the-time it’s not even true
11.
Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
Your pies give my dad too much air!
12.
There was an old woman Who lived in a shoe
I highly suspect that isn’t true -
Unless-IT-was-the size of a nice little house
Or the woman was half of the size of a mouse
13.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Scrambled him up with some bacon and ginger ale
14.
Rain, rain go away
Come again another day
Fine ignore my kind request
You’re such a spoiled annoying pest!
15.
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef
At a five star restaurant in Rome
16.
All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel;
The weasel ran as fast as it could
But the monkey drove a diesel
17.
Do you know the muffin man
I think he took my muffin pan
I saw it in his muffin van
He’s such a dreary pain
18.
I think that’s probably long enough
At least that’s my best guess
You can’t make the classics much more fantastic
But you can turn them into a mess!

Funny childrens song: Tinkle Tinkle in a Jar

songdrops 2015-11-02 | Funny Children's Song, based on Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. By Songdrops.

Lyrics:
Hey kids. Are you ready for another inappropriate nursery rhyme song? Okay! Here we go!
Tinkle tinkle in a jar
when the toilet is too far
Tell the world of my solution
It could start a revolution
Tinkle tinkle in a jar
When the toilet is too far

Funny song for children/kids. Funny bathroom songs. funny parody songs

The Wheels on the Bus (Funny version)

songdrops 2015-11-01 | Funny song: The Wheels on the Bus Are Falling Off. By Songdrops.
(I felt this kind of song called for a different kind of vocal. Thanks Melissa!)

LYRICS:
Hey kids! Are you ready for another inappropriate nursery rhyme song? OKAY! Here we go!
1.
The wheels on the bus are falling off
falling off, falling off
The wheels on the bus are falling off
Where’s the first aid kit?

2.
The brakes on the bus are going out
going out, going out
The brakes on the bus are going out
Where’s the first aid kit?

3.
The engine on the bus is burning bright
Burning bright, burning bright
The engine on the bus is burning bright
Where’s the first aid kit?

4.
The snakes on the bus are kind of mad
Kind of mad, Kind of mad
The snakes on the bus are kind of mad
Where’s the first aid kit?

5.
The zombies on the bus they want a snack
Want a snack, want a snack
The zombies on the bus they want a snack
Where's the first aid kit?

6.
The children on the bus are screaming loud
Screaming loud, screaming loud
The children on the bus are screaming loud
Where's the first aid kit?

7.
Now it’s time for sweet sweet dreams
Sweet sweet dreams, sweet sweet dreams
Now it’s time for sweet sweet dreams
Where’s the first aid kit
Where’s the first aid kit