The Pi Song: Funny Song to help you memorize Pi songdrops 2012-12-11 | The Pi song. NEW EXPERT LEVEL VERSION of The Pi Song has 100 digits! youtu.be/tSNYbJ-EaAc Pi Day is 3.14 every year. The Pi Song: A funny song to memorize Pi. By Bryant OdenThis song has helped thousands of people memorize the first 25 digits of pi (26 if you count the 3.) You may find listening 2 or 3 times to this short simple song is all it takes to learn it.What is Pi? Pi is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. I was going to do a song that included ALL the digits of pi, but that would have taken forever. ;) I was also going to do a song where I sing Pi backwards, but I didn't know where to start. ;) ;)Lyrics the the funny song, The Pi Song: They said would you like some pieI said yes I wouldI forgot they majored in mathI would undo it if I could They said:3.14159 2653589 7932384 6264-3-3More funny songs and challenge songs by Bryant Oden for kids, teens and all ages at Songdrops.com
New Duck Song video! Live action: The Duck Song IRL (In Real Life). songdrops 2022-03-24 | 13 years after the first release of The Duck Song, Forrestfire101 (Forrest Whaley), the animator of the classic video of it, has created a new version, The Duck Song IRL. Check it out on his channel!Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Video by Forrest Whaleyyoutube.com/watch?v=6iEyczP0qyQ
Quick song reminder: Keep Your Hands Away From Your Face. :) songdrops 2020-03-14 | Hey everyone. I was just sitting on my couch relaxing a couple of hours ago, and I just spontaneously started singing this little song, pretty much all ready finished. So I decided to grab my ukulele and computer and make a quick recording of it. Just a little reminder to all of us. :) -BryantI give full permission for this song to be played in any setting or via any media, as well as permission for it to be covered or re-recorded and performed. Chords: G C D GLyrics: GKeep your hands away from your faceCKeep your hands away from your faceDGerms they travel without a traceGSo keep your hands away from your faceG Keep 'em away Keep 'em awayCYeah Keep 'em away Keep 'em awayDAnd wash your hands throughout the day C D GTo keep those germs awayJust a reminder for kids, and adults, that keeping your hands away from your face and washing your hands are both really good ways to keep germs away.
Kangaroo Kid: A new SongDrops song by Bryant Oden songdrops 2020-03-06 | Hey everyone. Here's the YouTube video for Kangaroo Kid. Thanks for listening!And thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboard work.Lyrics to Kangaroo Kid:V1I’m a kangaroo kid in a porcupine townSo many porcupines walking aroundI get poked a hundred times a day yeahIt doesn’t feel so okay CHORUS:Some times I just wanna hide yeahSome times I just wanna hide Under the covers all cozy and safe insidena nana na na V2I’m a kangaroo kid in the porcupine woodsThey say I don’t act as tough as I shouldI guess it’s hard for them to seeWhat it’s like to be a kangaroo kid like meCHORUSSome times I just wanna hide yeahSome times I just wanna hide Under the covers all cozy and safe Where no one can bug me in my own special place insidena nana na na na Cozy and safe inside na nana na na Interlude: na nana na na na Cozy and safe inside na nana na na V4I’m a kangaroo kid in a porcupine worldI know in every heart there’s a precious pearlBut it’s hard to let it show, it’s hard to let it shine Yeah With skin as tender as mine With skin as tender as mineBridge And when I mess up, please, remember that I triedWords can feel like thunderWhen you’re a kangaroo kid insideV5I’m a kangaroo kid in a porcupine town I hop back up when I get knocked downI won’t give up, that’s the kangaroo way yeahI know it’s gonna be okay (but)CHORUSSome times I just wanna hide yeahSome times I just wanna hide Under the covers all cozy and safeWhere no one can bug me in my own special place And porcupine pokes don’t have to be facedAnd I can just be in my very own space insidena nana na na naCozy and safe insidena nana na na I’m a kangaroo kid insideKids songs, funny songs, songs for sensitive people, songs for sensitive children , Duck Song, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, touching songs for kids, Highly sensitive people, highly sensitive kids. getting your feelings hurt easily, emotionally sensitive. funny songs, kids songs, animal songs, songs for highschool, middleschool, elementary school, 5th grade, 4th grade, 3rd, 2nd, 1st, kindergarten, preschool. sixth, fifth, fourth, third, second, first grade. Songs for camp.
Funny Song: The Tarantula Song. Animated video songdrops 2019-10-11 | Here's a new funny animated video of the funny song, The Tarantula Song, By Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Thanks much to Tada for the Animation. Check out his channel: youtube.com/channel/UC0hOVSVuqdAVojM5omUiM_Q?sub_confirmation=1Are you afraid of spiders? Do you have arachnophobia? This song might help. (Or it might make it worse!). Have you ever had a scary spider experience? The Tarantula Song: A funny song for kids and teens. Lyrics ♪Tarantulas tarantulasEverybody loves tarantulasIf there's just fuzz where your hamster wasIt's probably because of tarantulasThey're so soft and their so furryAnd they're so cute if your visions blurryAll of mine got free but don't you worryThough they're crawling up your wall in a big hurryTarantulas tarantulasEverybody loves tarantulasIf there's just fuzz where your hamster wasIt's probably because of tarantulasDon’t look now but I have a feelingThere is one above you on your ceilingWhen they crawl they never fallUnless the person under them is nervous at allTarantulas tarantulasEverybody loves tarantulasIf there's just fuzz where your hamster wasIt's probably because of tarantulasCan you feel that itch on the top of your headIt could be one of them crawling insteadBut it won't bite unless it senses fearSo just stay calm 'til it's gone in a yearTarantulas tarantulasEverybody loves tarantulasIf there's just fuzz where your hamster wasIt's probably because of tarantulasTarantulas tarantulasEverybody loves tarantulasIf there's just fuzz where your hamster wasIt's probably because of tarantulasIf there's just fuzz where your hamster wasIt's probably because of tarantulasIt's probably because of tarantulasMore funny songs and funny Halloween songs for kids and teens on this Songdrops channel and more fun videos on Tada's channel. :)
When the Winter Wind is Cold. A Christmas Song by Bryant Oden songdrops 2018-11-22 | This is a Christmas song from the perspective of someone who has so little in this world, and yet who still finds something Good and Meaningful that touches their heart and soul. To me, this song is about finding something deep inside you, or outside you, that you can respond to and believe in and be warmed by and thankful for, even when things are difficult in your life. ~Bryanthttp://Songdrops.comThanks as usual to Scott Martin for the beautiful piano work.When the Winter Wind is Cold (There’s a Star in the Sky) A Song for the homeless.Lyrics:I do not have a Christmas treeOr a door to hang a wreathI do not have somewhere to goSoft and safe, from the wind and snowCHORUS:But there’s a star in the sky It might seem far. It might seem way up highBut it’s in a story I’ve been told And it warms my soul When the winter wind is coldVerse 2I do not have a place to beWhere I am warmed by friends or familyI do not have a Christmas mealBut I’m filled by the gratefulness I feelCHORUSIf your heart feels aloneIf where you sleep doesn't feel like homeIf life's been hurting, if life's feels coldMay you find a warm story you can holdCHORUSTags: Christmas songs, Thanksgiving songs, songs for the homeless, heart songs, songs for winter concert, Santa's Solar Sleigh, Every Glowing Candle, touching songs for choirs, uplifting songs, sad Christmas songs, Santa's Song, Every Little Gift, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, kids songs, Christmas music, video about homeless people. Santa's Solar Sleigh, Three Pairs of Long John's On, When Santa Was a Boy, Silent Night, Christmas Carols
Santas Song (Every Little Gift) Faster version songdrops 2018-11-08 | A Christmas Song by Bryant OdenOriginal Normal Voice Version: youtu.be/EWUtEZpWhbwLyrics to Santa's Song (Every Little Gift)The snow was falling Christmas Eve Santa hopped onto his sleighHe said it’s time for me to leave I best be on my wayThe reindeer started trotting, and then began to flyThen Santa sang this simple song as they climbed into the skyCHORUS:Every little gift I give On this special night Is just a small reflection of the Season’s lightAnd may the joy and peace I’m feeling deep withinRipple through the new year til the season comes againV2He reached the first house and as he placed their toysUnderneath the Christmas tree he heard a quiet noiseA little girl walked in With cookies and a glassShe said thank you Santa You’re welcome little lassAnd Santa can I ask you, why are you so kindWhy do you give these gifts you give every Christmas time?It seems like so much trouble, and so much work all yearHe said the answer’s simple If your heart is where you hearCHORUSV3The little girl smiled, and she took Santa’s handShe-said-I-know I’m not that big just yet. But I think I understandAnd you must have a busy night, You’ve got so much to doSo I’ll hold your wish inside my heart And I will wish it too He smiled and ate the cookies, and drank the glass of milkThen he handed her a special gift, a handkerchief of silkHe said Merry Christmas, he winked and he was goneOn the silk were her initials, and the words to Santa’s SongCHORUS CHORUS 2nd half
New Christmas song: When the Winter Wind is Cold songdrops 2018-11-08 | When the Winter Wind is Cold (There's a Star). A Christmas Song / Holiday song by Bryant Oden. This song came to me last December. To me, it's about finding something deep inside that you respond to and believe in, even when things are difficult in your life. The song is from the perspective of a homeless person, who has so little in this world, and yet, who still finds something Good and Meaningful that touches their heart and soul. Thanks for listening.Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the beautiful piano work.When the Winter Wind is Cold (There’s a Star) Lyrics:I do not have a Christmas treeOr a door to hang a wreathI do not have somewhere to goSoft and safe, from the wind and snowCHORUS:But there’s a star in the sky It might seem far. It might seem way up highBut it’s in a story I’ve been told And it warms my soul When the winter wind is coldV2I do not have a place to beWhere I am warmed by friends or familyI do not have a Christmas mealBut I’m filled by the gratefulness I feelCHORUSInterlude (Second half of chorus)Related: Christmas songs, songs for the homeless, heart songs, songs for winter concert, Santa's Solar Sleigh, Every Glowing Candle, touching songs for choirs, uplifting songs, sad Christmas songs, Santa's Song, Every Little Gift, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, kids songs, Christmas music, video about homeless people.
New Christmas Song: Santas Song (Every Little Gift) songdrops 2018-11-02 | Santa's Song (Every Little Gift). A new Christmas Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).This song came to me last Christmas and I recorded it a few days ago. I'm posting it a few weeks early since sometimes schools use some of my Christmas songs in concerts. Thanks for listening!Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the beautiful piano work.Lyrics to Santa's Song (Every Little Gift)The snow was falling Christmas Eve Santa hopped onto his sleighHe said it’s time for me to leave I best be on my wayThe reindeer started trotting, and then began to flyThen Santa sang this simple song as they climbed into the skyCHORUS:Every little gift I give On this special night Is just a small reflection of the Season’s lightAnd may the joy and peace I’m feeling deep withinRipple through the new year til the season comes againV2He reached the first house and as he placed their toysUnderneath the Christmas tree he heard a quiet noiseA little girl walked in With cookies and a glassShe said thank you Santa You’re welcome little lassAnd Santa can I ask you, why are you so kindWhy do you give these gifts you give every Christmas time?It seems like so much trouble, and so much work all yearHe said the answer’s simple If your heart is where you hearCHORUSV3The little girl smiled, and she took Santa’s handShe-said-I-know I’m not that big just yet. But I think I understandAnd you must have a busy night, You’ve got so much to doSo I’ll hold your wish inside my heart And I will wish it too He smiled and ate the cookies, and drank the glass of milkThen he handed her a special gift, a handkerchief of silkHe said Merry Christmas, he winked and he was goneOn the silk were her initials, and the words to Santa’s SongCHORUS CHORUS 2nd halfThis video and song is related to: Christmas Songs, Christmas Carols, Santa Clause is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, Oh Christmas Tree, Touching Christmas Songs, Christmas Eve, Santa's Sleigh, Three Pairs of Long John's On, Santa's Solar Sleigh, The Grinch stole Christmas. Good songs for children's Christmas concerts.
FUNNY SCIENCE SONG: The Dihydrogen Monoxide Song songdrops 2018-09-22 | This is a funny science song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Do you know about the threat of the chemical solvent dihydrogen monoxide? Get informed now! And please spread the word to your friends and science teachers! (Click "Show more" if you need a hint.)(Dihydrogen Monoxide is 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen atoms, so it is H2O, aka, WATER.)Thanks as usual to the excellent keyboardist Scott Martin for laying down the basic piano tracks, which I later string-ified.Dihydrogen Monoxide Lyrics:V1:There’s a menace. There’s a threatThere’s no safe way to remove all of it yetIt’s in our lakes. It’s in our streamsIt even seeps through swimsuit seamsV2It’s been found in rain and snowin the most remotest places you can goIt’s even been found in babies’ tearsAnd in olympic swimmers ears Bridge 1: If you inhale it you could die Dihydrogen monoxide CHORUS 1: Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxideIt’s showing up in rivers far and wide Dihydrogen monoxide V3Hydrogen can be a blast aloneAnd oxygen makes the Earth our homeBut when their ratio is two to oneThey create a chemical that isn’t always funV4It can turn into a gas when it gets hotThe liquid form can even cause a house to rotThe solid form can be hazardous tooAnd odds are high this solvent is already inside you! Bridge 2: It can even cause a rock slide Dihydrogen monoxide CHORUS 2: Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxide It seeps through your skin when it’s hot outsideDihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxideV5It corrodes some pipes it corrodes some toolsIt’s often found right on the groundand in swimming poolsIt’s in our sinks, it’s in our drains,it’s even been found inside our brains V6Watermelons have a large amountWater park levels are more than we can countWater we doing to stop this threatWhata major danger and there’s no solution yet Bridge 3: There’s no place that you can hide Dihydrogen monoxideCHORUS 3: Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxideIt’s hard to wash off when it’s liquifiedDihydrogen monoxide V7It’s found in fish, it’s found in juiceAnd even in the urine of every tested mooseit’s not too late to stop this curseWe can stop this menace before it’s even worseV8Yes you can make a difference please give nowI’ve started a foundation and it needs your money nowDonate to my research to learn how far this reachesI’ll monitor DHMO at several famous beaches Bridge 4 Send money and I’ll be your guideDihydrogen monoxide Duh-Duh Duh-Duh Duh-Duh Duh-Duh Duh-Duh CHORUS 4 Dihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxideApples have a lot of it unless they’re dried Dihydrogen monoxideDihydrogen monoxide Dihydrogen monoxideLevels increase at high tide Dihydrogen monoxideTags: Funny songs, funny science jokes, DHMO hoax, funny kid songs, children's songs, music, educational fun songs for kids. Best friends forever, duck song.
The Earworm Song songdrops 2018-07-05 | Earworm: A song that won't stop playing in your brain.Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).The Earworm Song Chords and LyricsG C DThere’s an ear worm in my earG C DThere’s an ear worm but don’t you fear GIt doesn’t wiggle and it doesn’t eat C D C D GIt just plays this dumb song on repeatC G C GPlease don’t be Mad at meC G C DThat this stupid song won’t leaveC G C GIt’s your brain Playing the sameC G C Dannoying song again and againFunny songs for kids and teens.Songs stuck in your head.Comedy songs and videosRelated videos: Duck Song, This Song is Stuck Inside My Head, Color Song, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas, The Long Word SOng.
Funny Song: The Chicken Song songdrops 2018-05-19 | The Chicken Song: A Funny song by Bryant Oden. Animated. Other funny songs by Songdrops: The Duck Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, Tarantulas, Paula the Koala, Dragon in my Wagon, The Name of My Frog, The Pi Song and other funny songs for kids, teens and everyone.Keyboards by Scott Martin.Animated by Emman Lijesta. Song by Bryant Oden. http://Songdrops.comLyrics to funny animated song The Chicken Song: V1Once there was a dog The dog it had a yardThe yard it had a chicken The chicken had a guardThe guard it had a leash The leash it had a dogOops this song is about as clear as fogV2Once there was a cat The cat it had a houseThe house it had a chicken The chicken had a mouseThe mouse it had some cheese The cheese it had an antOops don’t ASK me to tell you the POINT I can’tV3Once there was a horse The horse it had a ranchThe ranch it had a chicken The chicken had a branchThe branch it had a bloom The bloom it had a beeOops I forgot the rest of this storyV4Once there was a cow The cow it had a barnThe barn it had a chicken The chicken had some yarnThe yarn it had a knot the knot it had some fuzzOops I forgot what the point of this song wasV5Once there was a pig The pig it had a penThe pen it had a chicken The chicken had a friendThe friend it had a tail The tail it had some furOops I can’t remember where we wereV6Once there was a skunk The skunk it had a smellThe smell it had a chicken Jump into a wellTo try to get away from the stinky fogOops I remember I was talking about a dogRelated videos and songs: Chicken Dance, The Color Song, The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, Funny kids songs, cute children's videos, animal videos, funny animal videos for infants, toddlers, preschoolers, elementary school children, junior high, high school, college and all ages. Bryant Oden, Songdrops, funny songs, Parry Gripp, comedy videos. Other funny animation videos include The Duck Song and The Color Song. More funny animated videos for kids are on their way!
Funny Song: Once There Was A Dog songdrops 2018-03-27 | New Funny Song: Once There Was a Dog. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden)Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboards.More funny songs for teens and kids on this channel and at Songdrops.comOnce There Was a Dog: Chords and lyrics:V1G COnce there was a dog The dog it had a yardC G DThe yard it had a chicken The chicken had a guard G CThe guard it had a leash The leash it had a dogG D GOops this song is about as clear as fogV2Once there was a cat The cat it had a houseThe house it had a chicken The chicken had a mouseThe mouse it had some cheese The cheese it had an antOops don’t ASK me to tell you the POINT I can’tV3Once there was a horse The horse it had a ranchThe ranch it had a chicken The chicken had a branchThe branch it had a bloom The bloom it had a beeOops I forgot the rest of this storyV4Once there was a cow The cow it had a barnThe barn it had a chicken The chicken had some yarnThe yarn it had a knot the knot it had some fuzzOops I forgot what the point of this song wasV5Once there was a pig The pig it had a penThe pen it had a chicken The chicken had a friendThe friend it had a tail The tail it had some furOops I can’t remember where we wereV6Once there was a skunk The skunk it had a smellThe smell it had a chicken Jump into a wellTo try to get away from the stinky fogOops I remember I was talking about a dogOops I remember I was talking about a dogTags: Funny songs, funny kids videos, animal songs, children's videos, children's songs, Bryant Oden, The Duck Song, The Color Song, Honey Bear, Duck Song 2, Songdrops, funny songs for kids, bedtime songs, toddler songs, teen songs, challenge songs, kids music
Best Friends Song: Not Even For A Friend Like You songdrops 2018-03-23 | Here's the latest funny Songdrops song: Not Even For a Friend Like You. A funny song for good friends and best friends, By Bryant Oden.Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the great keyboards.LYRICS: We’ve been friends for a whileWe’ve seen each other cry We’ve made each other smileI’d do anything for youWell keeping it real that’s not completely true.If you’re hanging at home and you’re feeling alonejust pick up your phone, I’m on my wayIf you’re feeling down knocked flat on the ground and there’s no hope around, I’m on my way If your phone goes splat in a toilet that is like a toxic vatthere’s no wayCHORUS: Sorry there’s some things there’s just no way I’ll doNot even for a friend like you If you get a snake bite Where you sit and the site needs the venom removed I forgot to tell you, I recently moved. If you get a call that leaves you in a free fall head banging a wall I’m on my wayIf you get some good news, and now you could use a friend to share it just choose, I’m on my wayIf you wake up in bed, a spider there on your head, call an archer instead cuz there’s no wayCHORUS If your sewer pipe breaks and your place is a lakeI’m one call not to make I’ve already dealt with more of that than I can takeIf you run out of gas on a big icy pass and you need some help fast There’s no wayIf you’re moving again and you need a friend to work – the-whole-weekend-- There’s no wayIf a bad stomach bug takes out your new rug and you feel like a hug, yeah There’s no wayCHORUS CHORUS Tags: Funny songs for best friends, Best friends forever, Friendship songs, funny song, humorous comedy songs for teens, kids songs, funny kids music, Bryant Oden, I Got a Pea, Duck Song, Songdrops, The Color Song, fun songs for kids, children's music, children's songs.
Funny Song: A Snail in a Hail Storm songdrops 2018-02-25 | A Snail in a hail storm. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden)Lyrics:You hurt my heart like a snail in a hailstormA snail in a hail storm stuck in the mudYou hurt my heart like a snail in a hailstorm You know I love you but I’m sick of your crudAnd maybe one day the hail storm will passAnd I’ll be okay in the sunshine at last Maybe one day all will be well But til then I’m stuck with this hail shattered shell Repeat V1 And maybe one day the sun will returnAnd heal all the hurt in my heart from ice burnMaybe that day we’ll smile and hugBut a hail shattered shell makes a snail just a slugRepeat V1A hail shattered shell makes a snail just a slugRelated: Funny songs, songs for kids, snail songs, Bob the Snail, Songdrops, Bryant Oden, Duck Song, The Name of my Frog, Funny love songs, silly valentines day songs
A Better Way (Sharing this song after *another* school shooting) songdrops 2018-02-16 | Like millions of people, I've been feeling waves of sadness and anger about yet another school shooting (Parkland). I expressed it today in this song, so I thought I'd share it. -BryantA Better Way. By Bryant Oden (Songdrops).Lyrics: Especially now I choose to believeI choose to have hope for this world I seeI know together we can find a wayTo make tomorrow a better dayDark clouds will come (dark clouds will come) And dark clouds will go (dark clouds will go)Cold rains will fall [echo] Cold winds will blow [echo]But the shining Sun [echo] It’s here to stayLet’s make tomorrow a better dayJust one little seed think what it can becomeA mighty Forest standing tall in the sunIf we stand together They’ll hear what we sayLet’s make tomorrow a better dayEspecially now I choose to believeI choose to have hope for this world I seeI know together we can find a wayTo make tomorrow a better dayYes I know together we can find a wayTo make tomorrow a better dayLet’s make Tomorrow a better day
A Little Night Time Song songdrops 2017-07-29 | Here's a little night time song, from my video of 10 soothing, relaxing songs for bedtime or just relaxing, called Night Songs: youtu.be/9zHTTe78JfgSong by Bryant Oden. Other Songdrops songs include The Duck Song, The Color Song, Tarantula's, Best Friends Forever, and many more.LYRICS:1 This is a little night time song [no humming] It isn’t very longIt’s okay if it’s not your styleIt will end in just a little while2. This is a little night time song [ewe ewe ewe ewe]If you want to, hum along [ewe ewe ewe ewe]It's just a simple way to sayTomorrow is a brand new day3. This is a little night time song [ewe ewe ewe ewe]It’s okay if you yawn [ewe ewe ewe ewe]The sparkling stars will shine all night for youThe gentle moon will be glowing tooHumming Interlude4. This is a little night time song [ewe ewe ewe ewe]Now that it’s almost gone [ewe ewe ewe ewe]I wish for you sweet dreamsThat’s really all this little nighttime song means
Funny Song: Miss Mary Brown songdrops 2017-07-11 | Miss Mary Brown: A new funny song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).Thanks as usual to Mr. Scott Martin for converting my simple guitar to such phenomenal piano work! This song came to me a few years ago, and I'm happy to have finally recorded it. I often have no idea where my songs come from. I pick up my guitar, start messing around, and sometimes the beginnings of a song comes out. My favorite songs I've written are usually ones that are both funny to me and also have some heart. For me this one is one of those. Thanks for listening!V1G COne day I was walking down Ptarmigan trail G DI saw a vision so sweet I nearly turned paleG CShe said good day my name’s miss Mary brown, G D GI knew then and there my true love I had foundV2I just happened to see her the very daySince I walked 5 miles out of my wayI said would you like to go to the town danceShe said yes I would so I’m going with Lance CHORUS 1 [Same Chords]Miss Mary Brown could turn any frowninto a grin that’s as big as the townOne day I hope she wears my wedding gownI didn’t quite mean that how I made it soundV3I went to the dance and I saw her there In a pretty blue dress and a bow in her hairI walked right up to her and looked in her eyesNot really, I wish, but my heart was too shyV4So I sat by the wall sipping my lemonadeShe walked up and said why are you afraid?To ask me to dance? Why not give it a goSo I said shall we dance Mary, and she said noCHORUS 2Miss Mary Brown could turn any frowninto a grin that’s as big as the townOne day I’ll kiss her, in her wedding gownI still didn’t mean that how I made it soundV5I didn’t know what to do, I didn’t know what to sayI just sat there and watched her as she walked awayShe went to some gent I guess it was LanceHe kissed her cheek and they danced a slow danceV6Then she came back and she sat next to meShe-said that was goodbye and now I am freeHe had been hoping to be my manBut he’s not the one I want holding my handCHORUS 1Miss Mary Brown could turn any frowninto a grin that’s as big as the townOne day I hope she wears my wedding gownI didn’t quite mean that how I made it soundCHORUS 2Miss Mary Brown could turn any frowninto a grin that’s as big as the townOne day I’ll kiss her, in her wedding gownI still didn’t mean that how I made it soundCHORUS2nd half of chorus:One day I’ll kiss her, in her wedding gownShe turns my heart upside down my sweet Miss Mary BrownVideo topic: Funny songs, songs about the late 1800s, Funny old western songs, funny cowboy songs, songs from 1900, songs about the old west, songs about the prairie, square dancing, waltz, waltzing, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, funny songs, the color song, the duck song. funny songs for kids, children's music, funny songs for performing at school events and talent shows. Romantic songs, sweet love songs, funny love songs. cute songs. songs about romance in the old west. If our Love was an Outhouse.
Funny Song: The Summertime Song songdrops 2017-06-23 | The Summertime Song- A new funny song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). I wrote this song about 4 years ago, it just took a while to get around to recording it. I had fun writing it and I'm glad to get it done. Thanks for listening to my songs. -BryantOther funny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, The Long Word Song, The Fidget Spinner Song, Tarantulas and many more on this channel and at Songdrops.com. Lyrics to The Summertime Song Part 1Summertime is one of my four favorite seasons Except for the heat Except for the birdpoopExcept for the wasps Except for the fliesExcept for the hail Except for the thunderExcept for the birdpoop Oops I mentioned that twiceSome people ridiculously say I’m too negative But I’m positiveThere’s a lot that I don’t like about summertimePart 2Summertime is one of my four favorite seasons Except for the sweat And don’t forget birdpoopExcept when my ice cream melts all over my handExcept for birds singing before dawn about birdpoopExcept for annoying corner lemonade stands bum bum bum Some people ridiculously say I’m too negative But I’m positiveThere’s a lot that I don’t like about summertimePart 3 Summertime is one of my four favorite seasonsExcept for the moths That circle your lightExcept for the skunks That skunk up the nightExcept for mosquitos The way that they biteExcept for the birdpoop So runny and whiteSome people ridiculously say I’m too negative But I’m positiveThere’s a lot that I don’t like about summertimeLike sunburns And road work And stink bugsAnd did I mention bird poop?I think I mentioned bird poopSo no need to re-mention bird poopAs long as I’ve adequately conveyed my fairly strong aversion to, dislike of and disdain for bird poooooooooooooooooop
The Fidget Spinner Song songdrops 2017-06-12 | I couldn't resist. (Even though I probably should have.) The Fidget Spinner Song. By Songdrops (Bryant Oden).LYRICS: Please stop playing with your fidget spinnerIt might make you feel like you’re a winnerBut it just flew into my dinnerPlease stop playing with your fidget spinnerV1B:Everywhere that I goIt’s a funfilled free form fidget showSoon this fidget fad will slowTil then be strong please JUST SAY NO!CHORUS: It’s driving me driving me driving me driving me crazy It’s driving me driving me driving me driving me crazy It’s driving me driving me driving me driving meDriving me driving me driving me driving meDriving me driving me driving me driving me crazyV2A:I guess at first they were kinda coolTil they took over the entire schoolI think it’s time for a special ruleThe minute that you spin it it’ll end up in the poolV2B:I’m starting to think some alien race Sent them here from a far away placeMaybe that’s the way they take over planetsOne mind at a time not mine but man it’s CHORUSCHORUS
Fathers Day Song/ Birthday Song: A Song For Dad songdrops 2017-06-10 | A Song For Dad: A Father's Day Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). (Father's Day is June 18th in the U.S. and most countries). This is the new version of A Song For Dad, a Father's Day and birthday song for dads that I put on YouTube last year. Free instrumental karaoke track link below. This one isn't as slow, and has a little orchestration. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Free Insrtumental Karaoke mp3 Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184824(Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar playing into really beautiful piano work).Lyrics to A Song For Dad:You've always been here for meFrom the very startYou've held me in your strong armsYou've held me in your heartAnd I love you DadA Dad's life isn't easyand it's not always funBut I'd be lost without youI'm so grateful for all you've doneAnd I love you DadI love you DadSometimes I take for grantedThe gift to me you are I don't always show itBut in my heart you're never farAnd I love you DadI love you DadI love you DadI love you DadVideo topic: Father's Day songs, songs for Dad's birthday, sweet, touching beautiful songs for your mother, songs for kids and teens to play for their moms. Bryant Oden, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, Duck Song.
Fathers Day Song / Birthday Song: For Dad songdrops 2017-05-27 | A new Father's Day song / Dad's birthday song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Free Karaoke / Instrumental version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184057 When I make a Mother's Day song or Father's Day song, I always get a lot of requests to make a version for the other parent, since everyone's family circumstances are different. So here is a Father's Day version of The song "For Mom", I posted last month.Lyrics to For Dad:V1aGDad If it’s all right with youCDad Here’s a little song for youGDad It’s really just a newD…. Way to expressV1bGDad Especially todayCDad This song is just a wayGDad Just a little way to sayD GYou’re the bestCHORUS:C GI know I don’t say it enoughC G I’m really grateful for your loveC GIn your heart I hope know it’s trueC DI’m really really thankful for you DadC D GI’m really really thankful for youV2aDad You do so many thingsDad To help me grow my wingsDad Thanks for every thingThat you doV2BDad So here’s the dealDad yeah here’s the realDad The real way I feel I Love YouCHORUSV3ADad You’re always there for meDad You always care for meDad You’re always fair to meMore or lessV3BDad I know every dayDad You go out of your wayDad To make sure I’m okay You’re the bestCHORUSSoon this song is endingBut I’m hoping that it’s sending You a smile for a whileCuz that’s all I’ve been intendingThe point from the beginningOf these rhymes that I’ve been spinningIs to lead up to this ending:In my heart you’re always trendingChorus Chorus2nd half of chorusVideo topic: Father's Day Songs, Songs for Dad, Color Song, Duck Song, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, Kids songs, children's music, funny songs for Father's Day, fun songs for school, school assembly songs
Mary Had a Little Lamb: Bedtime Song Version songdrops 2017-05-17 | Bedtime version. By Bryant Oden (Songdrops). This is a bedtime song version of Mary Had A Little Lamb, from my video of 10 relaxing songs called "Night Songs". youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg . These songs feel soothing and relaxing to me when I play them now and then so I recorded them recently. This bedtime version of Mary Had a Little Lamb has the traditional lyrics but an original melody. Video topic: Songs for sleeping, Bedtime Songs, relaxing songs, soothing music, children's music, kids songs, Bryant Oden, The Color Song, Duck Song, Nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme songs, lullabies
Mothers Day Song #3: A Song For Mom. songdrops 2017-05-06 | A Song For Mom: A Mother's Day song/Birthday song for Mom, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Happy Mother's Day! Free Instumental Karaoke mp3 Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184824Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden:1. The Mother's Day Song: youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU2. For Mom: youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i83. Mom's Song: youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo4. A Song for Mom: youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s5. A Mother's Love: youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9s(Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar playing into really beautiful piano work).Lyrics to A Song For Mom:You've always been here for meFrom the very startYou've held me in your strong armsYou've held me in your heartAnd I love you MomA mom's life isn't easyand it's not always funBut I'd be lost without youI'm so grateful for all you've doneAnd I love you MomI love you MomSometimes I take for grantedThe gift to me you are I don't always show itBut in my heart you're never farAnd I love you MomI love you MomI love you MomI love you MomVideo topic: Mother's Day songs, songs for Mom's birthday, sweet, touching beautiful songs for your mother, songs for kids and teens to play for their moms. Bryant Oden, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, Duck Song.
Mothers Day Song #2 : For Mom! songdrops 2017-04-27 | A Mother's Day song / Mom's birthday song. By Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Mother's Day 2018 is May 13th in the U.S and most other countries. Free Karaoke instrumental version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184057 Thanks as always to musician extraordinaire, Scott Martin, for the excellent keyboard work!Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden:1. The Mother's Day Song: youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU2. For Mom: youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i83. Mom's Song: youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo4. A Song for Mom: youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s5. A Mother's Love: youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9sLyrics to "For Mom!":V1aGMom If it’s all right with youCMom Here’s a little song for youGMom It’s really just a newD…. Way to expressV1bGMom Especially todayCMom This song is just a wayGMom Just a little way to sayD GYou’re the bestCHORUS:C GI know I don’t say it enoughC G I’m really grateful for your loveC GIn your heart I hope know it’s trueC DI’m really really thankful for you MomC D GI’m really really thankful for youV2aMom You do so many thingsMom To help me grow my wingsMom Thanks for every thingThat you doV2BMom So here’s the dealMom yeah here’s the realMom The real way I feel I Love YouCHORUSV3AMom You’re always there for meMom You always care for meMom You’re always fair to meMore or lessV3BMom I know every dayMom You go out of your wayMom To make sure I’m okay You’re the bestCHORUSSoon this song is endingBut I’m hoping that it’s sending You a smile for a whileCuz that’s all I’ve been intendingThe point from the beginningOf these rhymes that I’ve been spinningIs to lead up to this ending:In my heart you’re always trendingChorus Chorus2nd half of chorusVideo topic: Mother's Day songs for kids, happy songs for Mother's Day and Mom's birthday.
The Teacher Song (Male Teacher Version) songdrops 2017-04-17 | Funny Teacher Song. *** This is the male teacher version of The Teacher Song posted yesterday. Here's the link to the female teacher version: youtu.be/OetOudhCBpU. ***The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like It) is a funny thank you song for teachers, by Bryant Oden. Also by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Pi Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, I Got a Pea, and nearly 200 other funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com Lyrics to The Teacher Song (Male Teacher Version):G C GMy teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared G C D My teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scaredC D G EmHe seems a little grumpy today but I like him anywayG D GMy teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scaredCHORUS:C D GBut I’m really glad she’s my teacherC D GI know it’s not easy, it takes a lot of patience and careC D G EmYes I’m really glad she’s my teacherC D GWhere would I be without her thereV2My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chairMy teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chairShe seems a little grumpy today but I like her anywayMy teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on his chairCHORUSV3My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakesMy teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakesShe seems a little grumpy today but I like his anywayMy teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakesBridge:My teacher didn’t like it when I sharpened every oneOf my thirty new pencils though it was kind of funMy teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speechI wonder why now he keeps his soda out of reachMy teacher didn’t like it when I sneezed on his lunchI wonder why he didn’t really eat a whole bunchOr when I gave him an apple then asked her to payI wonder why he said he really needs a vacay tionCHORUS + Repeat 2nd half of chorus
The Teacher Song (Female teacher version) songdrops 2017-04-16 | The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like It) is a funny song for teachers, by Bryant Oden. *** This is the female teacher version. Here's the version for male teachers: youtu.be/bbBCDvCQwBc ***Free download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3192565Free download for the instrumental karaoke version: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3192766Also by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Pi Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, I Got a Pea, and nearly 200 other funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com Lyrics and chords to The Teacher Song (My Teacher Didn't Like it)G C GMy teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared G C DMy teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scared C D G EmShe seems a little grumpy today but I like her anywayG D GMy teacher didn’t like it when my secret pet skunk got scaredCHORUS:C D GBut I’m really glad she’s my teacherC D GI know it’s not easy, it takes a lot of patience and careC D G EmYes I’m really glad she’s my teacherC D GWhere would I be without her thereV2My teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on her chairMy teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on her chairShe seems a little grumpy today but I like her anywayMy teacher didn’t like it when I dropped my water balloon on her chairCHORUSV3My teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakesMy teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakesShe seems a little grumpy today but I like her anywayMy teacher didn’t like it when I lost all my show and tell snakesBridgeMy teacher didn't like it when I sharpened every oneOf my thirty new pencils though it was kind of funMy teacher didn't like it when I burped through my speechI wonder why now she keeps her soda out of reachMy teacher didn't like it when I sneezed on her lunchI wonder why she didn’t really eat a whole bunchOr when I gave her an apple then asked her to payI wonder why she said she really needs a vacay tionCHORUS + Repeat 2nd half of chorus
Night Songs: Soothing Songs for Bedtime or Relaxing songdrops 2017-03-31 | Hey everyone. So I'm known more for my funny songs, like The Duck Song, The Color Song, or I Got a Pea, but I also like to play some of my softer night time songs or bed time songs sometimes. I've never recorded most of those, so in this video I just wanted to share some of them with you. To me they feel settling and soothing and relaxing to play, so maybe they'll feel that way to you if you listen to a few of them, whether you are going to bed, or just relaxing for a while. As always, thanks for listening. ~Bryant10 Night Songs, or bedtime songs, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).Song list and links:1. Night Song: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=312. May the Moonlight: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=3273. A Little Nighttime Song: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=5194. Dream Star: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=7705. The Humming Song: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=9296. Like A Sunrise: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=10547.' Til the Light of Dawn: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=13148. Mary (Night version): youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=14689. Wish upon a Star Tonight: youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=166610. Golden (Just The Way You Are): youtu.be/9zHTTe78Jfg?t=1795 Video topic: Songs to relax when feeling stressed, Bedtime songs, relaxing, soothing, settling songs for kids, teens and adults. Night songs, Soft, quiet, songs for falling asleep. Children's bedtime songs and lullabies. Bed time videos for children, kids and teens. Songs to help you relax and fall asleep.
Pi Song: Expert Level. The Pi Song with 100 Digits songdrops 2017-03-12 | Thanks for a million views of The Pi Song! Since I've had a lot of requests, this new extended expert level version of The Pi Song has 100 digits of Pi after the decimal point. Good luck!The Pi Song (Extended Expert Version) by Bryant Oden. A funny song from Songdrops to help you learn and memorize Pi.Original Pi Song: youtu.be/AtgfsRH3H3ULyrics to The Pi Song: Expert Level VersionV1They said would you like some piI said yes I wouldI forgot they majored in math I would undo it if I couldThey said:3.14159 2653589 7932384 626433V2They said would you like some moreI said that's okayI don't really need to knowBut they went on any wayThey said83 27 95 02 88 41 97 169V3I said gee I'm running latesorry I can't stayThey said that works out just fine Then walked with me the whole wayThey said39 93 75 then 10 58 20 97 49V4I said please just make it stop Make it stop right nowI can’t take it anymoreThey said you’ll find a way somehowThey said44 59 23 07 81 64 06 286V5So I put some ear plugs in and I ran awayThey ran ahead with a big sign These were the numbers on displayIt said:208 998 628 034 825 342 117 0679Related: Math songs, number songs, mathematics and science songs, songs for learning math and numbers for kids, funny school songs, Dihydrogen Monoxide song, Bryant Oden, Songdrops, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, fun Educational Songs for children kids and teens. Songs for learning calculus, trigonometry, algebra, pi day.
Funny Song: Love Quadrangle songdrops 2017-02-25 | Love Quadrangle. A new funny song by Bryant Oden. (Songdrops). And you thought a love triangle was complicated?Love Quadrangle: Chords and Lyrics:Pass 1 AG C GThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes meThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes mePass 1 BC G C GIt’s an impossible situation Filling us all with a lot of frustrationC G C DIt doesn’t add up this sad equation No solution knownC G D G D G1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four all alonePass 1 CD DWe can’t untangle This love quadrangleWe can’t untangle This love quadranglePass 2 AThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes meThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes mePass 2 BWhat are the odds Yeah what are the chances Everybody’s always stealing glances It’s no fun when we go to dances We’ve all had enough1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four without lovePass 2 CWe can’t untangle This love quadrangleWe can’t untangle This love quadranglePass 3 AThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes meThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes mePass 3 BThere's no way out there's no solution It’s filling us all with a lot of confusionHow can there be a happy conclusion We don’t know how to cope1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four without hopePass 3 CWe can’t untangle This love quadrangleWe can’t untangle This love quadranglePass 4 AThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes meThe girl I like likes my best friend, who likes the girl that likes mePass 4 BIt’s so dumb yeah It’s so stupidThis whole thing’s so convolutedIt’s not funny just stop it cupidIt’s causing so much stress1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is one big mess Repeat Pass 1 BIt’s an impossible situation Filling us all with a lot of frustrationIt doesn’t add up this sad equation No solution known1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four all alone1 plus 1 plus 1 plus 1 is four all aloneRelated videos: Math songs, funny algebra songs, funny love songs, love triangle, funny sad love story, funny songs for kids and teens, children's music, Pi Song, the Pi song, 3.14, high school love, heart break.
Funny Song: No One Ever Needs To Pee in Movies songdrops 2016-10-06 | This song idea came to me while watching a movie about a month ago. I thought it was a funny song idea, so I finished writing it that night and posted a video of me recording it the next day. This is a sped up version of that recording, higher speed like most Songdrops songs are. The original video is unlisted, but you can still watch it at this link if you want to compare how a song sounds when i record it compared to when I speed it up: youtube.com/watch?v=Xgc_yXhduVEChords and Lyrics to No One Ever Needs To Pee in MoviesBy Bryant Oden (Songdrops)Verse 1aG No one ever needs to pee in movies C Don’t you think that’s a little strangeG No one ever needs to pee in moviesD You almost never see someone in bladder painV1b Not even when their getting set for bedtime Not even when they wake up after dawnNo one ever needs to pee in movies Makes you wonder what exactly’s going onV2aNo one ever needs to pee in movies Something just doesn’t ring trueNo one ever needs to pee in movies And don’t even get me started on number 2V2b Not even when they stop after a long driveNot even when they’re drinking in a barNo one ever needs to pee in moviesAnd they never have to tune an old guitarV3a Due due due due due due Due due due due due dueDue due due due due due Don’t even get me started on number 2V3bNot even when a couple’s walking all night in a romantic city hand in handNo one ever needs to pee in movies Urine trouble if you try to understandV4a No one ever needs to pee in moviesYou almost never hear a toilet flushNo one ever needs to pee in moviesAnd their hair is always perfect though they never use a brushV4bNot even when a superhero’s fighting The bad guys all day longNo one ever needs to pee in movies We can change it if we spread this little songNo one ever needs to pee in movies We can change it if we spread this little songOther funny songs for teens, kids and children by Songdrops include The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, The Color Song, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas and more funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.com
The Pokemon Go Song songdrops 2016-07-16 | All lyrics written this week after a lot of hard lyric writing. Better Songdrops songs than this one include: The Duck Song 1, 2 and 3, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, The Color Song, and more, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com
Funny Song: The Cat Song songdrops 2016-07-16 | Hey everyone. I love cats. Here's a song based on the cats I've had. The Cat Song: A funny song about cats by Bryant Oden (Songdrops.)Free Karaoke Instrumental Backing Tracks Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3176299Other funny songs for kids and teens by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, Striper the Kitty, Cocoa the Kitten, and more funny songs for kids/children, teens and everyone, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com Thanks as usual to Scott Martin for the excellent keyboard work.Lyrics to The Cat Song:CatsThey're the sweetestThey're the meanestThat's just the way it goesMeow meow meow meowCats they're the cutestCats theyre the rudestThat's really all you need to knowYou let them out and they want back inSo you let them in then they want back outAgain and again and again and againIt makes you want to shoutCatsThey chase lasersCatsTheir claws are razorsThat's just the way it goesMeow meow meow meowCatsThey like warm placesCatsThey scratch our facesThat's really all you need to knowDogs believe in loyaltyCats believe in royaltyDogs know you are their best friendCats know you live to serve themCatsCatsThat's really all you need to knowCats They like play fightingCatsThey like real bitingThat's just the way it goesMeow meow meow meowCatsThey give you kissesCatsThey eat gold fishesThat's really all you need to knowYou let them out and they want back inSo you let them in then they want back outAgain and again and again and againIt makes you want to shoutCatsThey bring dead presentsCatsThey think we're peasantsThat's just the way it goesMeow meow meow meowCats they act above usCats But deep down they love usThat's really all you need to knowThat's really all you need to knowVideo Tags/Topic/Related videos: The Mean Kitty Song, Kittens, cat videos, cute cats, funny cat videos, cute pet songs, funny dog songs, dog videos, funny songs and videos about kittens and cats, Three Little Kittens, The Cat Came Back, Cat and Mouse, Itchy and Scratchy, Tom and Jerry Cartoons, Babe, 9 lives movie, nine lives movie, funny kitten and cat songsMore funny songs for children/kids, teens and everyone are on this kids songs channel and at Songdrops.com.
A Song For Dad (Original Version). A Fathers Day/Birthday Song for Dads songdrops 2016-06-14 | A Song For Dad, for Father's Day or Dad's birthday. This is the original, slower version of the song. There's now a NEW faster, orchestrated version: youtube.com/watch?v=v34AMLYNZa0June 13, 2016: This song came to me a few days ago, and I wanted to get it recorded in time for people to check it out before Father's Day, in case some of you want to share it with your dad. ~BryantLyrics and chords to: A Song For Dad, by Bryant Oden:(Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar picking into really beautiful piano work!)G CYou've always been here for meG CFrom the very startG CYou've held me in your strong armsG CYou've held me in your heartDCGAnd I love you DadA dad's life isn't easyand it's not always funBut I'd be lost without youI'm so grateful for all you've doneAnd I love you DadI love you DadSometimes I've taken for grantedThe gift to me you are But even when life's busyIn my heart you're never farAnd I love you DadI love you DadI love you DadI love you DadI picked up my guitar Thursday morning, and this tribute song for dads started coming out. I didn't plan it and wasn't trying to write a good heartfelt Father's Day song. My favorite songs, of mine, are usually the ones that just spontaneously show up, with a lot of Heart. Thanks for listening.
Fathers Day song: Hey Dad! songdrops 2016-05-23 | Hey Dad! A song for dads for Father's Day or birthdays. By Bryant Oden. Free instrumental guitar for the Father's Day song Hey Dad: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3139372Chords and Lyrics:(2nd Fret or whatever works for your voice)G Em C DHey Dad Do you have a minute for me to sayI’m glad you’re my dad, and especially todayC D G EmI wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you doC D G D I’m glad you’re my dad, and I love youI know that you show How much you love me in a thousand waysI know you help me grow a little more each day I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you doI’m glad you’re my dad, and I love you [hold G]I wanna tell you I’m grateful for all you doI’m glad you’re my dad, and I love youI’m glad you’re my dad, and I love youFather's Day songs for children | Songs for kids to sing on Father's Day
Bedtime Story for kids of all ages: The Ring Thing songdrops 2016-04-20 | From Bryant Oden, the writer and singer of The Duck Song trilogy, and many other popular kids songs with over 450 million YouTube views, comes a narrated, illustrated story for the classroom, bedtime, a rainy day, or anytime, The Ring Thing. "Long ago, I found something unbelievable. I've never told anyone what I found, or what amazing thing it did. Until now. Are you SURE you want to know?"The Ring Thing is a 30 minute illustrated video book aventure for kids of all ages. (http://Songdrops.com). Illustrated by Alexander Woodward Introduction to the narrated illustrated children's story, The Ring Thing:Let me begin by making it clearEvery word’s true, that you’re going to hearWay back when it happened, I made a vowTo keep it a secret. And I have until now But it finally feels like this is the timeTo share with the world this strange tale of mineBe warned, once you’ve heard it, that can’t be undoneSo if you dare, here’s Chapter OneCHAPTER 1What happened that day might be hard to believeBut I have no reason to try to deceiveSo take this as fact or take it as fictionThat’s up to you My only mission Is to tell you my story, if you want to hear itIt’s not really scary, no reason to fear itBut I’ll warn you now, that I can’t guaranteeIt won’t happen to you, what happened to meBefore I change my mind, I guess I should start To open this secret I’ve held in my heartBut how should I start? Where to beginI guess that it’s best if I just jump right in...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Ring Thing is an illustrated narrated video book for kids by Bryant Oden. Funny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops) include The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, The Color Song, Paula the Koala, The Tarantula Song, Best Friends Forever, and many more funny songs for kids and teens.Related: Oh The places You'll Go, The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, Dr. Seuss, The Little Prince, Charlotte's Web, James and The Giant Peach, Bedtime stories for kids, children and teens, Youtube bedtime adventure stories, children's books on video, narrated children's stories, stories for kids, Harry Potter, wizards, magic, superhero comics, Superman, Spiderman, The Hulk, Iron Man, stories about magic for kids, Superhero stories, superheroes, stories to help you fall asleep, classroom narrated stories
A Song for a Friend: For anyone having a tough time. songdrops 2016-04-11 | This little song came to me last night, and I just felt like sharing it today. It goes out to anyone who's having some difficulty or pain or a hard time right now. ~BryantLyrics To Song for a Friend, by Bryant OdenIf I could sing your pain awayI'd sing the whole night throughAnd I'd sing on until the dawnshined on the song in youAnd I'd sing a song of healingAnd I'd sing a song of graceAnd I'd sing a song of feelingthe sunrise on your faceIf I could sing your pain awayI'd sing the whole night throughAnd I'd sing on until the dawnshined on the song in youFunny songs by Bryant Oden (Songdrops): The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Color Song, The Long Word Song, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas, Best Friends Forever, and more.Tags: Songs of support, songs for friends, songs for people having a hard time. Songs for depression. Songs for a rough time. A song to send a friend in grief.
Mothers Day Song #5: A Mothers Love songdrops 2016-03-03 | A Mother's Day song for moms: A Mother's Love, by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). Songdrops Mother's Day Songs and Mom's birthday songs by Bryant Oden:1. The Mother's Day Song: youtu.be/SC2I5skGzYU2. For Mom: youtu.be/WGc7Awxt9i83. Mom's Song: youtu.be/yc6qPIMGAZo4. A Song for Mom: youtu.be/vNsgkTAzT6s5. A Mother's Love: youtu.be/G-kQgAU8n9sOther Songdrops songs: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, The Homework Song, Tarantulas, The Color Song, and many more, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com.Lyrics to the Mother's Day song: A Mother's Love.All the times you’ve been there for me When the waves got roughAll the times you’ve taken care of me Where would I be without your love?CHORUS:A mother’s love is like the sunshine Giving you the light and warmth to growA mother’s love is like the moon light Even in the coldest night she loves you soV2I know I’ve taken you for granted And I haven’t always made the time to talk But all the loving seeds you’ve planted Have turned to trees along this path I walk CHORUS 2: A mother’s love is like the sunshine Giving you the light and warmth to growA mother’s love is like the moon light Even in the coldest night she loves you soEven in the coldest night she loves you soV3 Ohhh ohhh Time keeps moving Now we spend more time a partOhhh Ohhh I'm grateful for you You’re forever in my heart Ohhh Ohhh I'm grateful for you You’re forever in my heartCHORUS 3: A mother’s love is like the sunshine Giving you the light and warmth to growA mother’s love is like the moon light Even in the coldest night she loves you soMom I thank you for your light I love you so
Funny Valentines Day Love Song: Cupid Calling (The Yellow in My Mountain Dew) songdrops 2016-02-10 | I wrote this funny little love song this weekend and decided to put up a quick recording of it before Valentine's Day. Cupid's Calling (The Yellow in My Mountain Dew. A funny Songdrops song by Bryant oden Other Songdrops songs: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, I Got a Pea, Best Friends Forever, The Homework Song, Paula the Koala, Please Don't Pee in the Pool, and many more, on this channel and at Songdrops.comLyrics:Cupid’s Calling (The Yellow in My Mountain Dew)Capo 9th fret. GCDCG all through. V1 You are the milk in my captain crunch You are the twinkee in my packed lunchThe blueberry syrup on my pancakeThe gravy on top of my chicken fried steak½ CHORUS:Help me I'm falling Help me I’m fallingThrow me my phone cuz I think Cupid’s calling YeahV2 You are the butter on my raisin toastYou are the carrots in my pot roastYou are the nutmeg in my hot chai You’re the ice cream on my hot apple pieFULL CHORUS:Help me I'm falling Help me I’m fallingThrow me my phone cuz I think Cupid’s callingI’m done with this hiding I’m done with this stallingI’ll shout it out loud now stand back cuz I’m falling for youYou’re the pop in my popcorn The yellow in my mountain dewV3You are the ketchup on my onion rings The barbeque sauce on my chicken wingsYou are the sizzle in my pop rocksYou are the prize in my cereal box The cheese in my nachos The crunch in my CheetosThe chili con queso on top of my fritosThe salt on my pretzel The crisp in my baconThe cherry on top of my chocolate milkshake and I’m sorry I’m hungry my stomach’s been hurtingI’m crushing so much it’s a touch disconcertingMy mind just keeps racing my body is achingMy heart’s almost breaking it’s burning and blazingI hope you don’t mind all the food that I’m namingIt’s all just to say that I think you’re amazing
Puppy Love: A song about taking home a puppy songdrops 2016-02-07 | Puppy Love is a cute, sweet little song that came to me last night, and I decided to do a quick recording of it today and share it. Puppy Love, A Songdrops song by Bryant OdenThis song is about when you choose a puppy and a puppy chooses you. :) If you've ever chosen a kitten or a puppy or any pet, to come live with you and be your dog or cat for the rest of their lives, you might relate to this song.LYRICS to the song, Puppy Love, a happy, sweet song for kids, teens and all ages.Chords to most Songdrops songs are on each song's page at Songdrops.com. But I'm a little behind with newer songs. Since someone asked, here are the chords for this song. I recorded it using Capo 2nd Fret, and then sped up the song after recording which makes it higher than how I recorded it. So use a capo if and where it's needed for your range.) CHORDS: GCDGI met you on a Monday and we shared a smileWe took some time on Tuesday, to sit and talk a while I went to see you Wednesday, I couldn’t look awayFor three fun hours Thursday you brightened up my day Finally on Friday I looked into your eyesI said I hope you’re ready for a big surpriseI have loved our visits, but I think I’ve seen enoughI said you see it’s clear to me You’re the one I want to loveWould you like to spend the rest of your life with meGive-me a sign-that you’ll be mine-if you agreeCDG EMYou kissed me on my cheek and then you danced aroundYou wagged your happy tail and made a happy soundI knew then and there just what I had found Then you went home with meThe rest is history
Funny Song: The Day You Told me Your Name songdrops 2016-02-04 | Funny Valentine's Day/Love song song: The Day You Told Me Your Name- by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). A funny love song for Valentine's Day or any day. Can YOU keep up?Other popular funny songs for kids, teens and adults by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, Tarantulas, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, Paul the Koala, The Homework Song, The Color Song, The Long Word Song, and some funny love songs for Valentine's Day on this channel and at Songdrops.com. CHORDS AND LYRICS to the funny Valentine's Day song, The Day You Told Me Your Name:The Day You Told me Your Name phone Voice 1119 has updated + end.V1: [INTRO: CDG I didn’t hear you the day you told me your name]D I call you my:GBaby, honey, sugar, bunnyCSweetie Snicker doodle Baby Doll cuddle poodle D CSweet cheeks Angel eyes Pooh Bear cutie pie GCuddle Muffin Twinkle toes Honey bunny Tootsie roll C D G EMThey all mean the same They just mean C D GI didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameDSo I call you my:V2: (Faster) I call you my:Sweet Heart Sweetie pie, Honey bunch , ButterflyPumpkin, Sweet Potato, honey pot, hot tomatoSunbeam Sugar peeee Buttercup bumble bee Love bird Sunshine Superfine Angel Mine They all mean the same They just mean I didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameV3: (Faster) I call you my:Dream boat dumpling dear heart darling Honey Bear Sweet pea, Sugar plum Honey beeBaby cakes Sugar pie ap-ple of my eyeSnuggle Bunny Honey Dew just to name a few They all mean the same They just mean I didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameV4: (Faster) I call you my: Sweet Peach hot stuff Angel my loveGum drop pancake Honey Bun cupcake Sugar Lips Huggle Bear Honey Suckle I don’t care Puppy Wuppy Awesome possum Snugglicious Cuddle blossom They all mean the same They just mean I didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameI wish I had heard you the day you told me your nameV4 Same til ending:C D G EMI didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameC D G D [hold]Yes I wish I had heard you the day you told me your name[Hold D]But I didn’t so here we go I call you my[Now only the BOLD of all 4 verses]END of V4:C D G EMThey all mean the same They just mean C D GI didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameNo I didn’t hear you the day you told me your nameEnding quick instrumental: GGCCGDG
The Minecraft Song songdrops 2016-02-04 | The Minecraft Song. Another Songdrops song by Bryant OdenOther funny songs by Songdrops: The Duck Song, Best Friends Forever, I Got a Pea, The Color Song, Paula the Koala, Tarantulas, The Homework Song, The Long Word Song, and many more funny songs on this channel and at Songdrops.comLYRICS:I laughed at Minecraft Til I played the gameTry not to judge me, please try not to blameNow that I’ve played it, I can’t get enoughI laughed at Minecraft but now I’m in loveVerse 2:If you have played it then you understandThen you know why I am such a big fanIf you think it’s pointless I once felt the sameI laughed at Minecraft til I played the gameNow that I’ve played it, I can’t get enoughI laughed at Minecraft but now I’m in loveI laughed at Minecraft but now I’m in love
Christmas Song: On a Silent Night songdrops 2015-12-10 | Most of the 150 or so Songdrops songs on this channel are meant to be fun or funny, but once in a while I post one that's more of a heart song. I know the old classics can't be improved on, but when this song came to me, I felt like I wanted to record it. Much thanks to Scott Martin, as usual, for the great job with the instruments.Lyrics:Silent night Holy nightAll is calm all is brightSilent night There’s a song in the airThere’s a star in the skyThere’s a mother’s deep prayerAnd a baby’s low cryWhat child is thisWhat child is this Pa rum pu pum pumWhat child is this Me and my drumJoy to the world Joy to the worldJoy to the world Joy to the worldSilent nightHoly nightAll is calm all is brightSilent nightSilent night
Funny Christmas Song: Skunkles the Christmas Skunk songdrops 2015-12-03 | A new funny song for Christmas by Bryant OdenLYRICS:Skunkles the Christmas Skunk V1He’s Santa’s furry friendHe saved Santa from a sad endIf you don’t know yet just how they metThen it’s a good time to begin If you’ve heard the story listen once againV2They met a long time ago -When Santa’sWhen Santa’s sleigh got stuck in the snowThe reindeer couldn’t lift it and they couldn’t even shift itIt was getting late and Santa had to goTo spread the Christmas glow V3Then he saw Skunkles by a treeA little skunk as cute as could beHe said hey there furry friend with the not so fragrant endI think you might be the keyThat can help my sleigh break freeCHORUS 1:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas SkunkHe rides on the sleigh and tries not to sprayWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas SkunkV4Skunkles said what can I do?It would be an honor to help youSanta said well I think your smellMight give the deer something newTo break free from the heavy snow glueV5Skunkles said I’ll do my bestThough it will be a difficult testHe walked to the sled, so bright and red –And-And-said Santa may I suggestThat you hold your breath and give your nose a restCHORUS 2:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas Skunk He’s Santa’s co pilot though he never gets to fly itWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas SkunkV6Santa gave the a-okaySo he sprayed a big spray by the sleighThe reindeer found the power to escape the sour flowerNow they could get on their waySanta said how can I repay?V7Skunkles looked a little bit sad He- saidHe said this was the best night I ever hadI’m kind of all alone and don’t really have a homeBut tonight I helped Santa, not badSanta said come with us little ladCHORUS 3:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas SkunkNow he has a home and he never feels aloneWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas SkunkCHORUS 4:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas SkunkHe wears a Santa hat just picture thatWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
Cute Romantic Christmas song: Snowflake Kisses songdrops 2015-12-02 | Snowflake Kisses (Walking Through the Christmas Snow With You) A new Songdrops Christmas song by Bryant Oden. LYRICS:A Snowflake lands on your hair Then falls on your noseYou don’t seem to care And away it blows You make a snow angel Now I see twoWalking through the Christmas snow with youFeels like everything just has more lightLook around, this whole town It sure is shining brightI kiss you on the cheek You smile and kiss mineMy heart it skips a beat But trust me I’m just fineYou make a snow angel Now I see twoWalking through the Christmas snow with you Feels like everyone’s just smiling moreI realize I shouldn’t be suprised That’s one thing this season’s forSnowflake kisses may your Christmas wishes All come true Mine was just to be right here with youFeels like the whole sky’s just glowing with JoyChristmas bells and Christmas smells, Christmas carols and Christmas toysYou reach into your coatAnd put something in my handAn hou-er glass with a noteCherish every grain of sandYou make a snow angel Now I see twoWalking through the Christmas snow with youSnowflake kisses may your Christmas wishes All come true Mine was just to be right here with youWalking through the Christmas snowWalking through the Christmas snowWalking through the Christmas snow with you
The Color Song: A Funny Song for Kids and Teens songdrops 2015-11-29 | The Color Song. This is an animated video of the popular funny song for kids, teens and all ages, The Color Song. Can YOU guess the right colors? (Answers below!). Animation by Mooms. His website: www.mooms.nl www.facebook.com/moomsanimation . Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops).One day I set a goal for myself to write a song in 10 minutes. I got out a box of crayons and put them on the floor. I started writing rapid fire rhymes about all the crayons I saw down in front of me. Then I recorded it. It was a fun exercise in quick song writing. :)Much thanks to MOOMS for the fun animation of this funny song. He asked if he could make an animated video of my song, and I said sure. I liked it, and asked him if I could post it on my channel, and he kindly said yes. Some of you mentioned the style is similar to Dumb Ways To Die, a song I hadn't heard of. He said he is expanding his animation skills and deliberately tried to make a video matching that style. I think it's a fun video, and I really appreciate him letting me post it on my channel. His website: www.mooms.nl www.facebook.com/moomsanimation More funny songs at http://Songdrops.comThanks so much for millions of views of this animated video of the funny song The Color Song, and also over a million views for the original word video of the song! More funny songs for all ages at Songdrops.com Here's the answers in case you got stuck...This is The Color Song, come on and sing along. Even if you sing it wrong, sing it loud and sing it strong. At the end of every line say the color that could rhyme. There's a few you might not know. It gets harder as you go:1. blue2. green3. red4. orange5. white6. yellow7. purple8. orange9. brown10. black11. gray12. orange13. pink14. gold15. silver16. orange17. tan18. violet19. teal20 orangeOther popular funny Songdrops songs by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, Bob the Snail, Paula the Koala, Best Friends Forever, Tarantula Song, and more, on this channel and at http://Songdrops.com Fun songs, funny songs for kids, teens and general audiences.
Funny Christmas Song: Skunkles the Christmas Skunk songdrops 2015-11-20 | Skunkles the Christmas Skunk: A new funny Christmas song by Bryant OdenLYRICS:Skunkles the Christmas Skunk V1He’s Santa’s furry friendHe saved Santa from a sad endIf you don’t know yet just how they metThen it’s a good time to begin If you’ve heard the story listen once againV2They met a long time ago -When Santa’sWhen Santa’s sleigh got stuck in the snowThe reindeer couldn’t lift it and they couldn’t even shift itIt was getting late and Santa had to goTo spread the Christmas glow V3Then he saw Skunkles by a treeA little skunk as cute as could beHe said hey there furry friend with the not so fragrant endI think you might be the keyThat can help my sleigh break freeCHORUS 1:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas SkunkHe rides on the sleigh and tries not to sprayWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas SkunkV4Skunkles said what can I do?It would be an honor to help youSanta said well I think your smellMight give the deer something newTo break free from the heavy snow glueV5Skunkles said I’ll do my bestThough it will be a difficult testHe walked to the sled, so bright and red –And-And-said Santa may I suggestThat you hold your breath and give your nose a restCHORUS 2:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas Skunk He’s Santa’s co pilot though he never gets to fly itWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas SkunkV6Santa gave the a-okaySo he sprayed a big spray by the sleighThe reindeer found the power to escape the sour flowerNow they could get on their waySanta said how can I repay?V7Skunkles looked a little bit sad He- saidHe said this was the best night I ever hadI’m kind of all alone and don’t really have a homeBut tonight I helped Santa, not badSanta said come with us little ladCHORUS 3:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas SkunkNow he has a home and he never feels aloneWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas SkunkCHORUS 4:Skunkles the Christmas SkunkSkunkles the Christmas SkunkHe wears a Santa hat just picture thatWithout him Santa would’ve been sunkHe’s Skunkles the Christmas Skunk
A Christmas Song/ Winter concert song for childrens performances: Every Glowing Candle. songdrops 2015-11-11 | A song for children's choirs, by Bryant OdenIf you are interested in using this song for a concert or performance, for Christmas or Holiday or winter concerts, or other times, you are welcome to use it for local/community/church/school type performances. Here's a link to the free instrumental backing track version download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3045264LYRICS:V1The days can be dark and the nights can be longThe cold can be harsh and the wind can be strongOne little can-dle might not make much lightBut many together can warm the coldest nightCHORUSEvery glowing candle can help the season shineEvery glowing candle Let’s start with yours and mineV2Sometimes in life winter is too much Sometimes in life we need a heart touchSometimes we find others they need usWe can glow and let light shine through usCHORUSCHORUSLet’s start with yours and mine
The Nursery Rhyme Song. A New Funny Twist on old Nursery Rhymes songdrops 2015-11-05 | FUNNY SONG: The Not Exactly Nursery Rhyme Song: All the most famous nursery rhymes, but with a funny twist.This funny song is a collection of the best and most popular nursery rhymes, with a twist. Another funny Songdrops song by Bryant Oden. Other funny songs for kids by Bryant Oden: The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Long Word Song, The Color Song, Best Friends Forever, Paula the Koala, and many more. More funny songs for kids and everyone on this channel and at Songdrops.com. Coming soon for younger kids, A few songs to help you learn shapes: for kids who like The Shape Song, learn shapes by kids TV, and other songs to learn colors and shapes.(Recognize the music? It's from another Songdrops song: The Tarantula Song.LYRICS to the funny song, The (Not Exactly) Nursery Rhyme Song:1. Hickory Dickory DockThe mouse ran up the clockSo did the cat and that was thatTil the mouse put it in a headlock2. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of waterAt-the-top was her Dad who seemed pretty mad and said Jack stay away from my daughter!3. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheepAnd doesn't know where to find themHey there they are Driving off in her carAnd the sheep dogs are driving behind them4. Jack be nimble Jack be quickJack jump over the candlestickBut if you don’t jump a little higherDon’t blame the flame if your pants are on fire5. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffetI don’t know what that meansAlong came a spider who sat down beside herIs it true there’s a fly in most jeans?6. Hey diddle diddle,The cat and the fiddle,The cow jumped over the moon,But he had to piddle right in the middleAnd now the poor moon is in ruin7. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboardTo get her poor doggie a boneShe slipped on a crack Landed flat on her backAnd sadly broke 3 of her own 8. Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!3 bags full! That’s quite a lot!They’re just tea bags so really not9. Star light, star bright,First star I see tonightOops I’m wrong, that isn’t in spaceIt’s my pet fire fly right in front of my face10. Roses are red, Violets are blue,Just-in-case that’s helpful to youBut keep in mind if you look you’ll findHalf-the-time it’s not even true 11. Simple Simon met a pieman Going to the fair;Said Simple Simon to the pieman,Your pies give my dad too much air!12.There was an old woman Who lived in a shoeI highly suspect that isn’t true -Unless-IT-was-the size of a nice little houseOr the woman was half of the size of a mouse13.Humpty dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the king’s horses and all the king’s menScrambled him up with some bacon and ginger ale14. Rain, rain go awayCome again another dayFine ignore my kind requestYou’re such a spoiled annoying pest! 15.This little piggy went to marketThis little piggy stayed home.This little piggy had roast beefAt a five star restaurant in Rome16. All around the mulberry bush The monkey chased the weasel;The weasel ran as fast as it couldBut the monkey drove a diesel17. Do you know the muffin manI think he took my muffin panI saw it in his muffin vanHe’s such a dreary pain18. I think that’s probably long enough At least that’s my best guessYou can’t make the classics much more fantasticBut you can turn them into a mess!
Funny childrens song: Tinkle Tinkle in a Jar songdrops 2015-11-02 | Funny Children's Song, based on Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. By Songdrops.Lyrics: Hey kids. Are you ready for another inappropriate nursery rhyme song? Okay! Here we go!Tinkle tinkle in a jar when the toilet is too farTell the world of my solutionIt could start a revolutionTinkle tinkle in a jarWhen the toilet is too farFunny song for children/kids. Funny bathroom songs. funny parody songs
The Wheels on the Bus (Funny version) songdrops 2015-11-01 | Funny song: The Wheels on the Bus Are Falling Off. By Songdrops.(I felt this kind of song called for a different kind of vocal. Thanks Melissa!)LYRICS:Hey kids! Are you ready for another inappropriate nursery rhyme song? OKAY! Here we go!1. The wheels on the bus are falling offfalling off, falling offThe wheels on the bus are falling offWhere’s the first aid kit? 2. The brakes on the bus are going outgoing out, going outThe brakes on the bus are going out Where’s the first aid kit?3. The engine on the bus is burning brightBurning bright, burning brightThe engine on the bus is burning brightWhere’s the first aid kit?4. The snakes on the bus are kind of madKind of mad, Kind of madThe snakes on the bus are kind of madWhere’s the first aid kit?5. The zombies on the bus they want a snackWant a snack, want a snackThe zombies on the bus they want a snackWhere's the first aid kit?6. The children on the bus are screaming loudScreaming loud, screaming loudThe children on the bus are screaming loudWhere's the first aid kit?7.Now it’s time for sweet sweet dreamsSweet sweet dreams, sweet sweet dreamsNow it’s time for sweet sweet dreamsWhere’s the first aid kitWhere’s the first aid kit
