RobScallon2 | My Uncle the Philanthropist - Mr. Wibblespoon (recording into wax) @RobScallon2 | Uploaded 6 years ago | Updated 9 hours ago
Lyrics:

If my uncle was a philanthropist I wouldn't know
'cause he's never called me be-fo
I've got an uncle down in New Orleans
he's never texted or called or anything
If my uncle was a philanthropist I wouldn't know

If my uncle was a paleontologist I'd have no idea
that he's digging up dinosaurs that drop dead in Pangea
if my uncle loved cinnamon sticks
well I wouldn't know any of that shit
If my uncle was a philanthropist I wouldn't know

(passive aggressive rambling)

If my uncle was a ventriloquist I wouldn't know
I've never been invited to any of the shows
if my uncle was the president of France
well I probably would of heard of that
but If my uncle was a philanthropist I wouldn't know

Full wax cylinder video: youtu.be/1n2b0NdL6_E

Modern Engineer - Rob Ruccia: http://www.uptownrecording.com
1800s Engineer - Shawn Borri
Video edit - Jake Jarvi: youtube.com/pineappleboyfilms

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