Uploaded March 2016 | Updated September 2026, 10 minutes ago

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Five years of viewership and what did it bring me?! I CAME FOR LAUGHS NOT SADNESS, THIS IS FUCKING FUTURAMA OR ATHF FINALE SHIT.

...kicked me right in the feels.

When I try, I get nowhere.
When I don't try, I get a thousand views. Thanks YouTube audience.

This got 370 views in 22 hours, a viewer number it has taken other videos years to achieve.

We hit 1,000 views on March 28.
We hit 2,000 views on July 6.

Let that be a lesson to you all out there, just shitpost and let the whore views commence.