Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Cable management is a scam designed to waste your time. I chose DARKNESS instead.
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NICETOWN CURTAIN (2 pack): amzn.to/4vkZ9wJ
THE CLAMPS: amzn.to/4tAQFQi
PARACORD: amzn.to/4tF9Ete
ANTHRODESK: anthrodesk.ca
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🧙♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 MANAGED CABLE
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You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music.
༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻
The map to all known dweeb-locations:
🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/
༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻
Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront:
🛒 amzn.to/3vWVZ4E
༺ MY GEAR ༻
The fabled tools of my daily grind:
📸 Camera ............... amzn.to/3CJVaDh
⌨️ Keyboard ............. amzn.to/3OhKIpt
💻 Mini PC .............. amzn.to/45HhpWV
🖥️ Monitor .............. amzn.to/3S0LSqm
🎮 PC Controller ........ amzn.to/4ecPQGS
🕹️ Retro Controller ..... amzn.to/4ecPQGS
📟 Retro Handheld ....... bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT
༺ PATREON ༻
Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness:
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Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society.
༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻
Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings:
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Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master.
༺ DISCORD ༻
Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern:
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Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers.
༺ 📖CHAPTERS ༻
00:00 These cables
00:33 A big problem
02:15 My genius solution
03:59 What you need
07:20 Cutting the curtain
09:58 Mini cable storage tutorial
11:05 THE CLAMPS
12:26 Attaching the cord & curtain
13:22 Job's done
14:43 Come on down to NiceTown
What if instead of organizing your cables… you simply removed them from reality? This is that!
Cable management is a scam designed to waste your time. I chose DARKNESS instead.
Binge TechDweeb: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKhoWffbfVnazNbgHhv84XMBJxopjAiNK
NICETOWN CURTAIN (2 pack): amzn.to/4vkZ9wJ
THE CLAMPS: amzn.to/4tAQFQi
PARACORD: amzn.to/4tF9Ete
ANTHRODESK: anthrodesk.ca
╔═──────────────── ◎ ────────────────═╗
🧙♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 MANAGED CABLE
╚═──────────────── ◎ ────────────────═╝
You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music.
༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻
The map to all known dweeb-locations:
🔗 https://techdweeb.straw.page/
༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻
Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront:
🛒 amzn.to/3vWVZ4E
༺ MY GEAR ༻
The fabled tools of my daily grind:
📸 Camera ............... amzn.to/3CJVaDh
⌨️ Keyboard ............. amzn.to/3OhKIpt
💻 Mini PC .............. amzn.to/45HhpWV
🖥️ Monitor .............. amzn.to/3S0LSqm
🎮 PC Controller ........ amzn.to/4ecPQGS
🕹️ Retro Controller ..... amzn.to/4ecPQGS
📟 Retro Handheld ....... bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT
༺ PATREON ༻
Join the circle of noble patrons and support the madness:
💰 patreon.com/TechDweeb
Receive +2 respect from the Dusty Game Society.
༺ BECOME A CHANNEL MEMBER ༻
Unlock noble status and receive ancient blessings:
👑 youtube.com/channel/UCgRaK4A7yi4ZELCLUjdP_pg/join
Includes a shiny badge, rare emotes, and priority responses from your benevolent game master.
༺ DISCORD ༻
Gather ye all at the Dweeb Tavern:
discord.gg/RfhFFcvazY
Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers.
༺ 📖CHAPTERS ༻
00:00 These cables
00:33 A big problem
02:15 My genius solution
03:59 What you need
07:20 Cutting the curtain
09:58 Mini cable storage tutorial
11:05 THE CLAMPS
12:26 Attaching the cord & curtain
13:22 Job's done
14:43 Come on down to NiceTown
What if instead of organizing your cables… you simply removed them from reality? This is that!
