Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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The audiobook for my new book Gnome Cave is out now on Audible, iTunes, and Amazon!

Amazon (paperback, hardback, Kindle, audiobook)
amazon.com/dp/B0FRS8FM3J

Audible (audiobook)
audible.com/pd/Gnome-Cave-Audiobook/B0FT8VQ4KC

Apple / iTunes (audiobook)
books.apple.com/us/audiobook/gnome-cave-unabridged/id1843161469

Thirty years ago, Dante and his friends dared to ride the notorious Gnome Cave, a theme park attraction known for its cheerful gnomes and infamous for its terrifying finale—a dragon so dreaded it led to the ride’s closure. When Dante’s own fear stopped his group from confronting the beast, their adventure ended prematurely, leaving him with a lifetime of regret. Determined to rewrite the past, Dante reunites his old friends to explore the now abandoned park and finally finish the ride. But what has been lurking in the shadows for decades is far more sinister than childhood nightmares. Dante’s redemption may cost his friends more than they ever imagined. Growing up doesn't mean outgrowing the fear. From the imagination of filmmaker James Rolfe (the Angry Video Game Nerd), this is a story that will take you back to the past... in a different kind of way.

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