Uploaded May 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Dedicated to everyone who has shown me patience and grace...And to sharks. (Also dedicated to sharks.)


LYRICS:
My Blahaj waits
On a furry pink bed
She ruminates
On the worries in her Blahaj head
She's divided afrighted excited
Of what her heart has in store
She's never ever been anybody's
Shark before

And I'm desperately trying to make her see
She ain't got nothing to prove to me
Don't matter how much I tell her so
A Blahaj gotta figure as they go.

They figure as they go.


My Blahaj went
And borrowed the car
Five minutes spent
She circled the block
Didn't make it very far.
I said, "Let's go out together!"
We drove to the park.
She hid in the backseat forever
Crying, "The other Blahajen will point and say I'm not a real shark."

And I'm desperately trying to make her see
She's gotta learn to stand up and be free
Her comrades also tell her so
But a shark has gotta figure as they go

Figure as they go
Whoa oh. Whoa oh
Figure as the y go

They figure as they go.
They figure as they go.
They figure as they go.
They figure as they go.

And I'm so excited I get to see
Who my blahaj will grow up to be.
Some secrets time can only show
Cause a shark has gotta figure as they go.


PRONUNCIATION NOTE: (I know how "Blahaj" is actually pronounced in Swedish. I don't care).

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Sprocket Doggingsworth 2025