My Airing of Grievances with Elden Ring Lore | A Girthy Critique @garrulousgoldmask
My Airing of Grievances with Elden Ring Lore | A Girthy Critique  @garrulousgoldmask
Uploaded January 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
I've got a lot of problems with you Michael Zaki--and now, you're gonna hear about it!

Elden Ring is an absolute masterpiece when it comes to worldbuilding and lore. It easily has one of the most intricate settings I've ever encountered in a work of fiction. But Elden Ring lorehunting can also be immensely aggravating and frustrating. So to celebrate Festivus (albeit belatedly), here is my airing of grievances with Elden Ring lore.

Database by Zullie the Witch comparing the changes in the item descriptions between Elden Ring's 1.0 version and today: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xOzCKtzvVz-Ex8WXeqjq7B3LmRDPKP6D3gd_hE6RG-U/edit#gid=1769791157

BertoPlease on the Black Knives and Iji in the 1.0 version: youtu.be/3OES9vhom54?t=205

00:00 Begin the airing of grievances
00:16 The timeline can feel contrived
02:47 Needlessly obscure item placements
06:38 So much lore was altered with a Day 1 patch

Edited with Gling AI: bit.ly/46bGeYv

#eldenring #eldenringlore #festivus
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