Uploaded March 2026 | Updated September 2026, 11 minutes ago

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Music video for FOR THE MILK by TEAM EVO

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Lyrics:

For The Milk

Mitsubishi lancer in a coupe
They’re looking at me not looking at you
Smoke from my tyres you got smoke from your engine
Next thing you know you’re clicked away like the end game

Subaru owners think the world is flat
Engines all turd - like the thing I just shat
4g63 4g69
Got your mums number now she’s over at mine

Milk dripping down like a crashed milkman van
Got more action than an only fans cam
Diamonds or stars you better pick a side
Cause I’m coming for your ladies and they goin’ for a ride

Your turbos whining like Karen from accounts
My v6 pumps you with no discounts
Page up all you want, you’ll still be in a hurry
gasket blowin’ out like a shart from bad curry

Like all the best milk, I come in 2 litres
You’re blowing dust like the tunes from your tweeters
Im all for 69 you’re still on 67
Your ladies mine she coming straight to heaven

Beat you in the streets beat you at the track
Once you go LANCER you never ever go back
Your ex show cars going straight in the dirt
I’m rolling through George st brimming with skirt

LANCER
LADY ROMANCER
PACKAGE ENHANCER
Comin’ for your car
Don’t need an answer

LANCER
LADY ROMANCER
PACKAGE ENHANCER
Rollin; up on your block
Like a Necromancer


You’re rolling around in 4dmilf
There’s no way you’re pulling anything but a gilf
Blowing out your guards with the worlds worst chromies
I’m parked up with my lancer forum homies

Your car can’t survive a single dyno session
Flaccid and limp with no compression
I’m done up hard like an aristocrat
Your engines a mushroom full of poo from a rat

Your milf’s slid into my DM’s again
Said your little blown engine left them hungry again
I told them “come over, and bring Karen too”
I’ll read em engine manuals till their gaskets goo

Sort by cheapest, buy it now
Your car never works, but take a bow
Your show car dreams over before it can begin
So take your subaru and put it IN THE BIN


(If you read this, nice one. That’s commitment!)