Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
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The Murderhobos is the ultimate D&D meme parody song from BardStrike! Witness the chaos of every adventuring party gone wild — bar fights, thefts, broken story arcs, and slaughtered NPCs. But this time, the townsfolk are ready. Their secret weapon? A retired level 20 adventurer turned baker.
This track is your anthem if your table’s ever derailed an entire campaign with “I cast fireball... indoors.” Epic riffs, ridiculous roleplay, and flour-fueled vengeance await
Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:
Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno
Video:
Art - Midjourney
Image to video - Luma Dream Machine
Editing - CapCut
Lyrics:
Here they come again
Run and hide your kin
Here they come again
It’s about to begin
Here they come again
We know how this ends
Here they come again
Gods help us, my friends
They went out for gold
And came back worse
With blood on their boots
And a stolen purse
The tavern's burning
The mayor’s gone
They call it roleplay
We call it wrong
They punch the priest
Loot every chest
Pickpocket children
“It’s all in jest!”
Screaming “I roll to seduce the duke!”
Then start a riot
For the fun of the loot
They never learn
Murderhobos ride again
Through blood
Through fire
Through every friend
No plot survives
No quest can mend
The chaos they bring
It never ends
But deep in our town
There’s one last plan
A hero turned baker
Now he takes a stand
He bakes by day
Kneads rage by night
With calloused hands
And war god might
He’s got a rolling pin +3
And vengeance crusted with destiny
They never learn
Murderhobos ride again
Through blood
Through fire
Through every friend
But now there’s wrath
In a floury hand
The butcher of bandits
Makes his stand
He once fought dragons
Kings
And fate
Now they’ve pushed him
Past the “Retire” state
They’ll learn what true despair looks like
When the pie man
Draws his blade tonight
They never learn
Murderhobos ride again
Through blood
Through fire
Through every friend
But now the village
Has a godsend
The baker returns
To make them end
Murderhobos fall at last
By bread and blade
The die is cast
A town reborn
From their broken past
He rose again
The final blast
Vote for next song here 👉youtube.com/@BardStrike
PayPal.me link for support 👉paypal.com/paypalme/bardstrike?utm_content=1WuGn0jCPDAovbnnia18hk&utm_medium=6cf79a93be894c2086b8cbf737e0796b
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/1WuGn0jCPDAovbnnia18hk?si=0_V2IYQRRzKIzwlYLlhK0A
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/bardstrike/1762475451
The Murderhobos is the ultimate D&D meme parody song from BardStrike! Witness the chaos of every adventuring party gone wild — bar fights, thefts, broken story arcs, and slaughtered NPCs. But this time, the townsfolk are ready. Their secret weapon? A retired level 20 adventurer turned baker.
This track is your anthem if your table’s ever derailed an entire campaign with “I cast fireball... indoors.” Epic riffs, ridiculous roleplay, and flour-fueled vengeance await
Note: This video is fan made and not official.
The song and the art are AI generated as follows:
Song:
Lyrics - The lyrics and theme are human made, by me, as BardStrike and ChatGPT was used for creative ideation and lyric refinement
Music + vocals - Suno
Video:
Art - Midjourney
Image to video - Luma Dream Machine
Editing - CapCut
Lyrics:
Here they come again
Run and hide your kin
Here they come again
It’s about to begin
Here they come again
We know how this ends
Here they come again
Gods help us, my friends
They went out for gold
And came back worse
With blood on their boots
And a stolen purse
The tavern's burning
The mayor’s gone
They call it roleplay
We call it wrong
They punch the priest
Loot every chest
Pickpocket children
“It’s all in jest!”
Screaming “I roll to seduce the duke!”
Then start a riot
For the fun of the loot
They never learn
Murderhobos ride again
Through blood
Through fire
Through every friend
No plot survives
No quest can mend
The chaos they bring
It never ends
But deep in our town
There’s one last plan
A hero turned baker
Now he takes a stand
He bakes by day
Kneads rage by night
With calloused hands
And war god might
He’s got a rolling pin +3
And vengeance crusted with destiny
They never learn
Murderhobos ride again
Through blood
Through fire
Through every friend
But now there’s wrath
In a floury hand
The butcher of bandits
Makes his stand
He once fought dragons
Kings
And fate
Now they’ve pushed him
Past the “Retire” state
They’ll learn what true despair looks like
When the pie man
Draws his blade tonight
They never learn
Murderhobos ride again
Through blood
Through fire
Through every friend
But now the village
Has a godsend
The baker returns
To make them end
Murderhobos fall at last
By bread and blade
The die is cast
A town reborn
From their broken past
He rose again
The final blast
