Uploaded April 2021 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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This goes out to every hon who's ever said, "If multi-level marketing is a pyramid scheme, then every business is a pyramid scheme." You all would make great comrades.

LYRICS:
If network marketing is a pyramid scheme,
Then every corporation is a scam.
The top takes our money no matter their model.
MLM or business, us workers they damn.

Though you may be a wage slave,
And I may be a boss babe,
I have an opportunity for you:
The rise of the proletariat.
We have nothing to lose except
My warehouse of snake oil and both of our chains!