Uploaded May 2024 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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Photosensitivity warning, for real. I don't know exactly what makes people have issues with flashing lights, but I know this game made ME feel overstimulated at points.

Mullet Madjack is the kind of game I'm gonna be replaying every time I feel sad, like Hotline Miami. And Balatro. And other forms of digital crack.


Timestamps:
00:00 - 08:05 - non-spoiler praise
08:05 - 12:08 - spoiler section
12:08 - 16:32 - non-spoiler complaining and conclusion

Music from Mullet Madjack used:
- Jack the Mullet Mad
- Upgrades
- Laser Disco Inferno
- This is the Grid
- MULLET!
- Golden Sun
- Glitch in the System
- Full Carnage

Outro song:
Death Stranding OST - BRIDGES


Additional footage was borrowed from the following channels:
- Heyprah
youtube.com/@karthikeyanar232
- unforgiven
youtube.com/@un-for-given
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