Uploaded March 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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Tezzeret, Cruel Machinist
{4}{U}{U}
Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret

+1: Draw a card.

0: Until your next turn, target artifact you control becomes a 5/5 creature in addition to its other types.

−7: Put any number of cards from your hand onto the battlefield face down. They’re 5/5 artifact creatures.

Loyalty: 4

Tezzeret, Artifice Master
{3}{U}{U}
Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret

+1: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

0: Draw a card. If you control three or more artifacts, draw two cards instead.

−9: You get an emblem with “At the beginning of your end step, search your library for a permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.”

Loyalty: 5


Voicelines from Magic the Gathering: Arena.
Would make an etherium joke but bitcoin is more well known.