Uploaded January 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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This song is literally from last year.
But since I created it on the 31st of December,
that doesn't have to mean anything, right?
Let me know if this cropped version is more of your taste or less.

I literally wrote this silly song in five minutes.
Don't be too judgy - it is just a silly side project.
I hope you like it, anyways.

Here are the lyrics:

Cyber walk,
Cyber talk.
I am Mister Robotto,
I clean, I wash,
I cook Risotto.

Mister Ri-Ra-Ro-Robotto!
I'm your house device,
And so much better than most guys!

Cyber walk,
Cyber talk.
I keep it spinning,
And the bells keep ringing.

I have no blood,
I have no soul,
I'm yours to control.

Mister Ri-Ra-Ro-Robotto...
If I was gone,
You would miss me a lot,
Oh!

Handle me rough,
And I still will clean,
Cleanest kitchen you have ever seen!

You are not asleep,
And this is not a dream,
I'm your personal house machine!

Cyber walk,
Cyber talk,
I am Mister Ri-Ra-Ro-Robotto,
I wash, I clean,
And I cook Risotto.

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