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A man from an otherwise positive beginning, turned life shattering in a matter of minutes. His name is Bjorn Dortybahl, an entrepreneur in his time. After losing his wife to another man, Sir Clenunsheen, Bjorn's mental state rapidly decreased. He interned at a fast food restaurant doing close shifts. One night he slipped in the kitchen and landed his face into a heaping pile of grease. Such things would disgust any normal individual, but for Bjorn?… This was only the beginning.
His thirst craves for more, screams to get another encounter with the germ infested tripe he had once accidentally devoured. He travels far in his Mini Cooper across several countries, restaurant chains, farms, and now?… Even at a convention near you.
The pandemic did not teach society, and as such record breaking ATP readings in all conventions across the globe have been discovered. It has now become a hunting ground for Mr. Dortybahl, and it is now more important than ever to be equipped and ready for your next outing.
If you or anyone you know happens to be dirty as fuck, Please be sure to bring on your persons:
Hand Sanitiser
Body spray
Toiletries like shampoo and shower gels.
Clamps
If you happen to encounter this monster within your vicinity, his biggest weakness is clamps. Do not clamp Mr Dortybahl unless absolutely necessary and at least within 10 feet of your space.
I heed these warnings to save you from any encounters with this monster. If one happens to come up to you, a generally CLEAN individual, it is an imposter, ignore them. There seems to be a cult emerging beneath his existence. The story has been told to far too many people already, it is time we act now, and not any later.
I feel this message has sunk in enough... But perhaps you don't quite know his tenacity upon just mere explanation... Perhaps we need to demonstrate to you... In song?
PRE-SAVE OUR NEWEST ALBUM: ffm.to/open_infinitum
COME SEE IT LIVE: bandsintown.com/a/12295744-dagames
SUPPORT OUR PATREON patreon.com/cw/DiamondArmada GRAB THE SINGLE ON STORES:
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0gLNKIppNHIat1ld66UTy0?si=tKlO4lLTQ3KtKcR6l5GdCQ
Apple Music: COMING SOON
YouTube Music: youtube.com/watch?v=3TB5gXAaQkI
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A man from an otherwise positive beginning, turned life shattering in a matter of minutes. His name is Bjorn Dortybahl, an entrepreneur in his time. After losing his wife to another man, Sir Clenunsheen, Bjorn's mental state rapidly decreased. He interned at a fast food restaurant doing close shifts. One night he slipped in the kitchen and landed his face into a heaping pile of grease. Such things would disgust any normal individual, but for Bjorn?… This was only the beginning.
His thirst craves for more, screams to get another encounter with the germ infested tripe he had once accidentally devoured. He travels far in his Mini Cooper across several countries, restaurant chains, farms, and now?… Even at a convention near you.
The pandemic did not teach society, and as such record breaking ATP readings in all conventions across the globe have been discovered. It has now become a hunting ground for Mr. Dortybahl, and it is now more important than ever to be equipped and ready for your next outing.
If you or anyone you know happens to be dirty as fuck, Please be sure to bring on your persons:
Hand Sanitiser
Body spray
Toiletries like shampoo and shower gels.
Clamps
If you happen to encounter this monster within your vicinity, his biggest weakness is clamps. Do not clamp Mr Dortybahl unless absolutely necessary and at least within 10 feet of your space.
I heed these warnings to save you from any encounters with this monster. If one happens to come up to you, a generally CLEAN individual, it is an imposter, ignore them. There seems to be a cult emerging beneath his existence. The story has been told to far too many people already, it is time we act now, and not any later.
I feel this message has sunk in enough... But perhaps you don't quite know his tenacity upon just mere explanation... Perhaps we need to demonstrate to you... In song?
