Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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This week's news includes a man towing a cop car with his testicles while on fire, 50 empty self-driving cars trapped in a cul-de-sac, and a 91-year-old who skipped a wellness check to keep gaming.

I don't make the news, I just report on it, and unfortunately this week's news involves a flaming testicle tow, a small-scale municipal Batman who got in trouble for fixing potholes without a permit, a bar getting sued for having the word "barber" in its name, a grandma who ditched a police wellness check because she was busy beating her video game high score, and 50 empty Waymos circling one Atlanta neighborhood for hours until residents stopped them with a plastic toy child.

I have so many questions and approximately zero answers.

Chapters:
00:13 A Man Towed A Cop Car With His Privates While On Fire
01:47 Montreal Is Mad At People For Fixing Potholes For Free
03:44 A Bar Got Sued For Having "Barber" In Its Name
05:15 Police Found A 91-Year-Old Gaming Instead Of Answering Her Phone
06:36 50 Empty Self-Driving Cars Won't Stop Circling One Neighborhood

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