Uploaded February 2011 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
A surefire instructional guide to impressing the ladies.
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*This is short and silly so don't expect much. (That's also how I like to describe my penis, ZING!) These are leftover bits from another video I have yet to finish editing that I decided to put to good use. You'll see the original vid sometime in the near future. Next month I'll hopefully have something more substantial done for you guys.
Also one of the segments I noticed is a little close to a relatively recent Louis CK bit so before anyone chews my ass for that specifically I shot this quite awhile ago, before I saw him do it. Also if you're complaining about that the whole thing is fucking derivative, I told you not to expect much.
A surefire instructional guide to impressing the ladies.
Follow me on Twitter:
twitter.com/MonkeyandApple
Become a fan on Facebook:
facebook.com/MonkeyandAppleComedy
*This is short and silly so don't expect much. (That's also how I like to describe my penis, ZING!) These are leftover bits from another video I have yet to finish editing that I decided to put to good use. You'll see the original vid sometime in the near future. Next month I'll hopefully have something more substantial done for you guys.
Also one of the segments I noticed is a little close to a relatively recent Louis CK bit so before anyone chews my ass for that specifically I shot this quite awhile ago, before I saw him do it. Also if you're complaining about that the whole thing is fucking derivative, I told you not to expect much.
