Uploaded August 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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The song is from season 2 episode 17 of MLP:FiM.
♫ Lyrics for the song:
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[Sweetie Belle]

Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find.
One to really make her heart soar.

But...
This one's too young.
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.

Hay Fever: Achoo!

[Apple Bloom]

This guy's too silly.
He's way too uptight.

Persnickety: I say!

[Sweetie Belle]

Well nothing's wrong with this one.
He seems alright.

Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.

[Sweetie Belle]

How 'bout this one?

[Apple Bloom]

He's much too flashy.

[Scootaloo]

He might do,

[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]

If he weren't so splashy.

[Apple Bloom]

Too short.

[Sweetie Belle]

Too tall.

[Apple Bloom]

Too clean.

[Scootaloo]

Too smelly.

[Sweetie Belle]

Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]

[Apple Bloom]

I don't think that we're mistaken.
It seems all the good ones are taken.

[Sweetie Belle]

I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.

[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]

Don't wanna quit and give up hope.

Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

[Sweetie Belle]

Oh please, oh please oh please say-

Big McIntosh: Nope.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]

[Sweetie Belle]

We did it girls. We've found the one.
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter.

Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?