Uploaded September 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

---

Don't deny that 99.9% of races look like this.

This race was from this upload date, and when it was done, I figured to upload it because of how many of these races I - and most likely other people - get.

Slow people, shells, and the broken item system prevail!








(probably gonna get a copyright strike for using the original audio but whatever)